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i got tricked into playing dark souls 3 again.
i got tricked into playing dark souls 3 again.
2015
1999
The first part of this is the closest any game has come to the feeling of a Wong Kar-Wai film. It then decides to be an examination of the fractured nature of the human spirit by way of psychological-horror street racing of all things. Intoxicating. This behemoth can be absolutely jaw-dropping at times in spite of how hokey and frustrating it can be. (make sure to bind fast-forward to the controller for the loading screens)
Outrun 2 begins like the impact of a meteor, face-first at ground-zero before the ashes scatter and you are left staring at a monstrous crater for all eternity.
A visit from an ice-cream van in the form of an arcade cabinet with the blissful precision of a steering wheel has become a sweaty marathon jog at home with an analog stick. A child and their dreamlike mania sanded down to an algorithm, trapped in a straitjacket inside a red room with a black and yellow logo on the ceiling.
It is a daylong rerun of a reasonably solid sitcom playing on the TV at your nice grandma’s house, because what else is there to do?
Outrun 2 is a drunk friend at a party who's lost in the sauce and keeps rambling to everyone about their awesome big ideas they'd do if only someone gave them the money.
Maybe if Outrun 2 (3) got that money, it'd manage to get the child out of that room.
A visit from an ice-cream van in the form of an arcade cabinet with the blissful precision of a steering wheel has become a sweaty marathon jog at home with an analog stick. A child and their dreamlike mania sanded down to an algorithm, trapped in a straitjacket inside a red room with a black and yellow logo on the ceiling.
It is a daylong rerun of a reasonably solid sitcom playing on the TV at your nice grandma’s house, because what else is there to do?
Outrun 2 is a drunk friend at a party who's lost in the sauce and keeps rambling to everyone about their awesome big ideas they'd do if only someone gave them the money.
Maybe if Outrun 2 (3) got that money, it'd manage to get the child out of that room.
2004
...huh?????
Juste's moveset feels like I'm playing Madeline from Celeste if she were stuck wading in a bayou, an unholy SMT-style fusion of like 5 other vania protagonists. You can't fully "modernize" NES-Simon's gameplay or all its appeal gets lost in translation.
Why are all the spells just cheesy screen nukes? How come every enemy/boss is just a game of red light green light? Every hallway goes to another hallway and a dead end? I have to do this twice?? It's like if the kid on the playground that always put up an "everything-proof" shield grew up and made a dumb fan-game. Did I hypnogogically hallucinate this?
Juste's moveset feels like I'm playing Madeline from Celeste if she were stuck wading in a bayou, an unholy SMT-style fusion of like 5 other vania protagonists. You can't fully "modernize" NES-Simon's gameplay or all its appeal gets lost in translation.
Why are all the spells just cheesy screen nukes? How come every enemy/boss is just a game of red light green light? Every hallway goes to another hallway and a dead end? I have to do this twice?? It's like if the kid on the playground that always put up an "everything-proof" shield grew up and made a dumb fan-game. Did I hypnogogically hallucinate this?
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