AlwaysBetOnDunc
2001
Insane that we got one of the most empathetic and compassionate series of games towards people suffering from mental illness in the early 2000s and outside of indie games, nothing has come close since.
It'd be really funny that if Konami brought it back they'd hire the studio with games that are the complete opposite of that.
EDIT (Oct 20th 2022): if only you knew how bad things really were.
It'd be really funny that if Konami brought it back they'd hire the studio with games that are the complete opposite of that.
EDIT (Oct 20th 2022): if only you knew how bad things really were.
1997
The Song "One Winged Angel" is made infinitely better if you just imagine instead of the choir singing latin that they are singing about a very funny hat
like at the breakdown at about 3 minutes and 21 seconds just sing
Funny Funny Funny Hat, Very Very Funny Hat
like at the breakdown at about 3 minutes and 21 seconds just sing
Funny Funny Funny Hat, Very Very Funny Hat
2010
Illusive Man: does something obviously shady that endangers Shepard's crew and the mission
Shepard: "what the fuck was that, cunt?"
Illusive Man: "you fucking idiot Shepard you simply do not understand why I'm doing this, go fuck yourself, I'm good, I promise"
Shepard: "oh okay, love you, hooroo"
And then it's just that for 40 hours
Games fun tho
Shepard: "what the fuck was that, cunt?"
Illusive Man: "you fucking idiot Shepard you simply do not understand why I'm doing this, go fuck yourself, I'm good, I promise"
Shepard: "oh okay, love you, hooroo"
And then it's just that for 40 hours
Games fun tho
Surely, there can't be that many monkeys.
Think of the smell!
Think of the smell!
2007
It's time for another episode of "I really liked this thing when I was younger and I cannot wait to get back- Oh hold on, wait a minute, oh it's Copaganda"
very happy to have another game to add to the pot of "games where the dad is actually just a good father"
I don't say this kind of thing lightly so believe me when I say, Final Fantasy 7 Remake is the most bisexual Triple A Game I have ever played
Also Cid the wife abuser isn't in it, so, instantly better than the original
Also Cid the wife abuser isn't in it, so, instantly better than the original
back when this game was hot shit, I roamed the forums of Gamefaqs to see if I could get an axe without having a way to get one, I noticed that the prices on the forums as compared to the game were enormously high. I made a post about it and then proceeded to get a lecture on how Supply and Demand worked. I was 13
I am almost 99 percent sure that this experience lit the spark that radicalised me into a socialist
I am almost 99 percent sure that this experience lit the spark that radicalised me into a socialist
2003
An incredibly successful experiment into how to write the least funny game ever made.
This review contains spoilers
The Game: "We have this villain who has a personal connection to Miles but she wants to take down this big corporation, who has been endangering people with their products, through aggressive means"
Me: "wait isn't that a good thing why are we fighting her"
The game: frantically shuffles papers "Uh, um... uh, she also wants to destroy Miles' neighbourhood, go fight her :)"
Me: "wait isn't that a good thing why are we fighting her"
The game: frantically shuffles papers "Uh, um... uh, she also wants to destroy Miles' neighbourhood, go fight her :)"
2012
It's a perfect recreation of the high school experience, complete with that one friend who's really homophobic for no apparent reason that makes you look back and think "wow that guy really was a massive cunt why did I hang out with him" except everyone is homophobic including you
I actually found out I was bisexual because I read Gay Ace Attorney fan-fiction for a laugh and realized after reading like 10 of them that maybe I wasn't reading it for a laugh anymore.
So you could say these games mean a lot to me.
So you could say these games mean a lot to me.
2021
I'd rate it half a star but the game broke halfway through and didn't let me progress so, to be fair, it was nice of the game to let me know that I did not need to play anymore