2023 Ranked

Including things I dropped

Labyrinth of Galleria: The Moon Society
Labyrinth of Galleria: The Moon Society
Perfect game if you're like me.

1

Little Goody Two Shoes
Little Goody Two Shoes
elise in the good ending's fit and vibe is kinda goals

2

Alan Wake II
Alan Wake II

3

Armored Core VI: Fires of Rubicon
Armored Core VI: Fires of Rubicon
Second good Armored Core game! I hate colonialism.

4

Fear & Hunger
Fear & Hunger
Kind of in a weird spot where I think about it a lot and how well it does everything in its very limited scope. Charming in its confines.

5

Cross Channel
Cross Channel
Visual novels aren't really games but it's still that good

6

Tokyo Necro
Tokyo Necro
Visual novels aren't games but this one has gay sex

7

Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty
Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty
Yuri...

8

Touhou Eiyashou: Imperishable Night
Touhou Eiyashou: Imperishable Night
Talked about this and the other touhous in more detail already

9

Crymachina
Crymachina

10

Ace Combat 3: Electrosphere
Ace Combat 3: Electrosphere
Playing this before touching anything tangentially related to Ghost in the Shell feels odd, considering they have no real legitimate connection; regardless, very good and interesting structure with a strong story and fun gameplay.

11

Atelier Firis: The Alchemist and the Mysterious Journey DX
Atelier Firis: The Alchemist and the Mysterious Journey DX
It's like what people want from an open world but, good, better, and fun!

12

Control: Ultimate Edition
Control: Ultimate Edition
AND SHE WALKED IN LOOKIN LIKE DYNAMITE
SHE SAID NOW COME ALONG BOOGALOO THROUGH THE NIGHT
AND BY THE WAY SHES MOVING LIKE DYNAMITE
MIGHT SHE NOT
WITH ALL SHE'S GOT
SHE'S GOT THE WHOLE TOWN LIGHTING UP DYNAMITE
NOBODY KNOWING QUITE WHAT TO DO DYNAMITE
BUT THEY ALL KNOW JESSE IS DYNAMITE
THEY'RE RIGHT!

13

Void Stranger
Void Stranger
The things after the first two routes are a bit weaker (not bad but the appeal lies in a different area), but Voided as a song is enough to have it this high.

14

Towelket: One More Time
Towelket: One More Time

15

Touhou Kanjuden: Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom
Touhou Kanjuden: Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom
junhecaaa sob sob sob

16

Towelket: One More Time 2 (Karaage Tanpopo)
Towelket: One More Time 2 (Karaage Tanpopo)
It's been months and I'm still not sure I can really talk about this in the way it deserves to be spoken of.

17

DoDonPachi Resurrection
DoDonPachi Resurrection
I talked in detail about this in my review, but yeah, pretty much just the STG gameplay loop distilled in a very interesting way.

18

Touhou Chireiden: Subterranean Animism
Touhou Chireiden: Subterranean Animism
Bullshit (funny)

19

Touhou Kikeijuu: Wily Beast and Weakest Creature
Touhou Kikeijuu: Wily Beast and Weakest Creature
peak stage 6

20

Touhou Seirensen: Undefined Fantastic Object
Touhou Seirensen: Undefined Fantastic Object
TREASUREChads, lets get cocky!

21

Towelket: One More Time 4
Towelket: One More Time 4

22

Quake
Quake

23

Katamari Damacy Reroll
Katamari Damacy Reroll
oh to be so big n round

24

Alan Wake Remastered
Alan Wake Remastered

25

Tevi
Tevi

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Touhou Artificial Dream in Arcadia
Touhou Artificial Dream in Arcadia
Scratches the dungeon crawling itch, even if a little limited in options (Played 1.0, will replay NG+ in 1.2)

27

Gravity Circuit
Gravity Circuit
Actually could see myself replaying this multiple times over some X/Zero games; fun melee gameplay that places emphasis on grabbing and throwing as well with a lot of personal customization.

28

Touhou Juuouen: Unfinished Dream of All Living Ghost.
Touhou Juuouen: Unfinished Dream of All Living Ghost.
zanmu hisamiii sob sob sob

29

Rabi-Ribi
Rabi-Ribi
Pretty cool the bosses are fun, Tevi will be peak though

30

Ace Combat 04: Shattered Skies
Ace Combat 04: Shattered Skies
The plot is kinda nothing but the gameplay is so smooth I still smoothed through that shit

31

QP Shooting: Dangerous!!
QP Shooting: Dangerous!!

32

Stellavanity: Prelude to the Destined Calamity
Stellavanity: Prelude to the Destined Calamity

33

Mushihimesama
Mushihimesama
20 dollar album that comes with a really good game!

34

Udongein X
Udongein X
Pretty fun, strong level design, a little rough around the edges in ways that work.

35

Touhou Hyouibana~Antinomy of Common Flowers
Touhou Hyouibana~Antinomy of Common Flowers
TENSHIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

36

Touhou Kouryuudou: Unconnected Marketeers
Touhou Kouryuudou: Unconnected Marketeers
ZUN hates capitalismmmm sob sob sob

37

Touhou Kishinjou: Double Dealing Character
Touhou Kishinjou: Double Dealing Character
seija shinmyomaruuu sobsobsob

38

Xenoblade Chronicles 3: Future Redeemed
Xenoblade Chronicles 3: Future Redeemed

39

Atelier Sophie: The Alchemist of the Mysterious Book DX
Atelier Sophie: The Alchemist of the Mysterious Book DX
weakest atelier but it's still fun

40

Max Payne
Max Payne

41

Ikaruga
Ikaruga
This game is kind of bullshit in ways that I don't enjoy, but that final stage is really good, so it's fine, actually

42

Touhou Tenkuushou: Hidden Star in Four Seasons
Touhou Tenkuushou: Hidden Star in Four Seasons
okina is so divooorced sobsobsob

43

Touhou Shinpiroku: Urban Legend in Limbo.
Touhou Shinpiroku: Urban Legend in Limbo.
sumireko is in this one

44

Super Mario Bros. Wonder
Super Mario Bros. Wonder
artificial soul

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Touhou Koumakyou: The Embodiment of Scarlet Devil
Touhou Koumakyou: The Embodiment of Scarlet Devil
once again dude how are eosd boomers real hahaha

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Towelket: One More Time 3 Karaage Tanpopo
Towelket: One More Time 3 Karaage Tanpopo
star wars

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Towelket: One More Time 6 - Devils&Devils&Nightmares&Devils
Towelket: One More Time 6 - Devils&Devils&Nightmares&Devils
i'm a little sad this one's a fumble since i was actually pretty interested in being described as yuri, and while warawau is great i do think the cast is too big for those nuggets to work as well as they could compared to how One More Time 3's relationship between the protagonist and Conchelle or 2's and Paripariume are. it also has a terrible ending lmao

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Pseudoregalia
Pseudoregalia
it cannot be that hard to implement a map into this game

49

The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
Respectable but shallow

50

Touhou Shinreibyou: Ten Desires
Touhou Shinreibyou: Ten Desires
seiga kiku u gotta get outta this game

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Touhou Kaeizuka: Phantasmagoria of Flower View
Touhou Kaeizuka: Phantasmagoria of Flower View
The writing is real fun but playing this less so!

52

Idol Showdown
Idol Showdown
Kusoge (in the funny way but also in the boring way)

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Touhou Fuujinroku: Mountain of Faith
Touhou Fuujinroku: Mountain of Faith
Aesthetically really strong but everything about this one's done a lot better, both before and after this one.

54

Honkai: Star Rail
Honkai: Star Rail
dude just play trails

55

Soul Hackers 2
Soul Hackers 2
hahaha

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