What a start! Blast through the first few levels of this game. Genuinely some great stuff.

FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAH! Can't wait for the sequel that will probably never come out because of EA and their bs!

Camera angles in this game can be mad frustrating. But hey, ITS ALL FOR THE AESTHETIC RIGHT?

Chapter 2 kind of sucks toward the end. Also Rip Hiram, him and Stranger deserved a happy sadistic life together.

Beat that goddamn mountain

Who said Twinks couldn't kill?

Secret 2D Treasure, fuck you with all my heart.

Then: I’m the Bowser, and your the Mario, cuck!

Now:
I’m the Bowser, and the Mario, switch?

Achievements:
- Got the flute (after many failed attempts of killing those Dark Knights)
- Beat the 5th dungeon with the power of jazz.
- Found the bow (the downside to doing shit completely out of order).
- Started Dungeon 6, regretting life.

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Achievements:
- Got a sword upgrade.
- Found another fairy fountain
- Beat the 1st Dungeon
- Beat the 4th Dungeon

I feel disgusting. I hate that I made Noelle do all of those things. The way the game describes my input is one that slithers and mellows in darkness. I'm not some werid neck beard who gets kicks from murder! I promise!

Achievements:
- Beat the 3rd dungeon
- Started the 4th dungeon
- Found the 6th dungeon
- Got the blue candle (shockingly little rupees in this game jesus)
- Found two heart pieces in the over world.


We out here doing every dungeon in the completely wrong order.

Get fucked Dracula, your incel abilities were no match for the firey, frosty, and electrifying girl boss that is Sypha!

I was surprisingly moved during Bredly’s story. I feel like he’s sort of a representation of some of the traits I had as a kid. Ig we’re both insecure annoying assholes.