What a surreal experience finally getting around to this game. I definitely think I made the right move playing the other main expansions of the first game before getting to this (thanks Connor). There's so much established lore that's being used right out of the gate, returning characters like Barney Calhoun, and the different 2 scientists dudes from the first game were genuinely heartwarming to see in such a beautiful looking game. Sadly there's no sight of the Adrian Shephard. Which means he's still in that black void, waiting to be pulled out. I really hope he does one day. Poor dude.

Keep rollin rollin rollin rollin

Yep, we have officially entered the Berserk timeline.

Bombers Schedule:
- Gave the nice Deku gentleman his moon tear.
- Learned the song of time.
- Epically scammed people out of money at the bank using your epic time powers.

The gang gets clinically depressed

The gang gets started

Hitlist:
- Killed Alma Reynard & her eboy in the shower with a propane tank.
- The shadows of those people she killed in the garage looked pretty cool. Felt free, so I screenshot.

After an entire month, I was able to finish it at my uncle’s house again.

KILLS:
- Served some bad fugu fish to Yuki
- Spiked the punch a wee bit with some rat poison, oh shit sorry, that was Erich Soders blood bank.

MAP RANKINGS:
1. Sapienza
2. Colorado
3. Paris
4. Hokkaido
5. Marrakesh
6. Bangkok
7. ICA Facility

Kills:
- Crushed Maya Parvati with a car forklift. Mf literally made me bait her into the trap, tip toeing like a Looney Toons character.
- Sniped Penelope Graves from a far with my silence pistol.
- Blew up Michael Myers with my proximity mine, and a couple of fuel tanks.
- Sean Rose:
https://youtu.be/nUcmrIpvq0E?t=124

Kills:
- Killed everyone in Marrakesh because I was bored.

Kills:
- Landed a double headshot on both targets in Marrakesh.
- Threw Jarred Leto off a building.

Kills:
- Drowned, poisoned, knocked out, and knocked out again both Harry and Marv before crushing them both to death with a chandelier in my vampire goth drip (thanks Santa :)).

Kills:
- Slit Dingo's throat with his nerdy ass battle axe in Italy.

Wild Wild Wild Wild Wild West
Desperado, Rough Rider
No, you don't want nada
Nada dis six gun in dis
Brother, runnin' this
Buffalo buffalo buffalo lololololololo

Kills:
- Completed Training Mission
- Did a Mafia Kill in Paris
- Became the Harbinger of Death in Italy

Fucking sucks.

Achievements:
- Got the Hoverboots
- Made it through 90% of the Shadow Temple

Achievements:
- I go crazy
- Solved the Bootstrap Paradox
- Got the Lense of Truth
- What the fuck was that dungeon