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Omori
2020
Genuinely inscrutable cutscene about halfway into the game where an antagonist sees through Snake's disguise as the Russian Raiden analogue solely because he grabbed Snake's penis and balls and it wasn't what he was used to. Is Raiden's penis supposed to be small? Bigger than Snake's? Is Raiden actually transmasc? Has anyone reported Volgin to HR yet?
BioShock
2007
The Walking Dead
2012
This is undoubtedly, absolutely, totally, entirely, wholly, 100% Telltale's best game and my favorite story in a game ever. It's truly a timeless masterpiece that hearkens back to an era when The Walking Dead as a whole was beginning to reach its peak of popularity as a brand. So if you ever find yourself rolling your eyes as AMC announces yet another Walking Dead spinoff, I implore you to look back and remember that it's experiences like this one that the franchise should be remembered for.
WarioWare: Move It!
2023
Mafia III
2016
Ghost of Tsushima
2020
Super 3-D Noah's Ark
2015
If you're a new player, and you pick Sol Badguy, this game drops to a 2 and stays there until you switch to another character. This isn't like, "oh, he's really strong how do you deal with this" complaint, I've seen so many people try this game, pick up one of the hardest characters in the game with dogshit combo routing that can't play neutral outside of dash-blocking or wildboy bullshit and then drop the game after a month of saltposting.
You're not Billy Badass, better people than you have tried and failed to get consistent at Sidewinder routes. And there's no negotiating around learning character specific Sidewinder routes, Sol's gimmick that keeps him viable is that he spends 3/4ths of the match getting bullied by most of the cast, and then he converts one stray mistake into the exact same special move done with increasingly difficult timing, and ideally that'll chunk your opponent for 70 percent of their health. Wanna take a break from the game for a week or two? That's muscle memory that you're going to have to build back up, and it's going to feel awful until you get back into the swing of things.
This is unlike most characters in the game outside of I-No, which most people in general know well enough to not put time into unless you're already a human synthesizer in other games. The reason this game's a 5/5 for so many people is that you can learn the basics and add what you need through play and go from there, and +R Sol doesn't reward that. Pick Faust and have a good time like the rest of us.
You're not Billy Badass, better people than you have tried and failed to get consistent at Sidewinder routes. And there's no negotiating around learning character specific Sidewinder routes, Sol's gimmick that keeps him viable is that he spends 3/4ths of the match getting bullied by most of the cast, and then he converts one stray mistake into the exact same special move done with increasingly difficult timing, and ideally that'll chunk your opponent for 70 percent of their health. Wanna take a break from the game for a week or two? That's muscle memory that you're going to have to build back up, and it's going to feel awful until you get back into the swing of things.
This is unlike most characters in the game outside of I-No, which most people in general know well enough to not put time into unless you're already a human synthesizer in other games. The reason this game's a 5/5 for so many people is that you can learn the basics and add what you need through play and go from there, and +R Sol doesn't reward that. Pick Faust and have a good time like the rest of us.
Bayonetta
2009
RoboCop
1990
Roblox
2006
yeah i have 11 roblox accounts scattered throughout the universe, yeah i have a total of 100ish friends spread among them all that i'll never talk to again. no i do not like it's games, no i do not like how they treat the developers, no i do not like how the developers treat the developers.
hey hey hey wait i thought i lost the passwords to all those accounts AND THEY WERE CHILLING IN MY GOOGLE PASSWORD MANAGER?
hey hey hey wait i thought i lost the passwords to all those accounts AND THEY WERE CHILLING IN MY GOOGLE PASSWORD MANAGER?