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Omori

2020

something lgbt is going to happen

Genuinely inscrutable cutscene about halfway into the game where an antagonist sees through Snake's disguise as the Russian Raiden analogue solely because he grabbed Snake's penis and balls and it wasn't what he was used to. Is Raiden's penis supposed to be small? Bigger than Snake's? Is Raiden actually transmasc? Has anyone reported Volgin to HR yet?

this would be a perfect game if after raiden and dante beat each other they had beautiful and sweet gay sex

the only game where big daddy is an acceptable enemy name

This is undoubtedly, absolutely, totally, entirely, wholly, 100% Telltale's best game and my favorite story in a game ever. It's truly a timeless masterpiece that hearkens back to an era when The Walking Dead as a whole was beginning to reach its peak of popularity as a brand. So if you ever find yourself rolling your eyes as AMC announces yet another Walking Dead spinoff, I implore you to look back and remember that it's experiences like this one that the franchise should be remembered for.

This game made me lose my dignity but it was for wario so I don't care

A good story bogged down by gameplay that feels like a monotonous chore

yeah yeah the combat is slick and the story is very good but what really put this over for me is the bajillion hat and mask and armor combos i can pull off. u can’t stop an invasion if u don’t look cute u dig?

A friend got me this for my birthday. I could only do up to halfway through 1-2 before it hurt, but I'm ngl the music is pretty bopping. Overall a pretty solid Doom clone if you've got 5mins to kill lol

If you're a new player, and you pick Sol Badguy, this game drops to a 2 and stays there until you switch to another character. This isn't like, "oh, he's really strong how do you deal with this" complaint, I've seen so many people try this game, pick up one of the hardest characters in the game with dogshit combo routing that can't play neutral outside of dash-blocking or wildboy bullshit and then drop the game after a month of saltposting.

You're not Billy Badass, better people than you have tried and failed to get consistent at Sidewinder routes. And there's no negotiating around learning character specific Sidewinder routes, Sol's gimmick that keeps him viable is that he spends 3/4ths of the match getting bullied by most of the cast, and then he converts one stray mistake into the exact same special move done with increasingly difficult timing, and ideally that'll chunk your opponent for 70 percent of their health. Wanna take a break from the game for a week or two? That's muscle memory that you're going to have to build back up, and it's going to feel awful until you get back into the swing of things.

This is unlike most characters in the game outside of I-No, which most people in general know well enough to not put time into unless you're already a human synthesizer in other games. The reason this game's a 5/5 for so many people is that you can learn the basics and add what you need through play and go from there, and +R Sol doesn't reward that. Pick Faust and have a good time like the rest of us.

Do you think Bayonetta and Jeanne ever explored each other's bodies?

leaving this review here to say that this has one of the best theme songs in any video game

yeah i have 11 roblox accounts scattered throughout the universe, yeah i have a total of 100ish friends spread among them all that i'll never talk to again. no i do not like it's games, no i do not like how they treat the developers, no i do not like how the developers treat the developers.

hey hey hey wait i thought i lost the passwords to all those accounts AND THEY WERE CHILLING IN MY GOOGLE PASSWORD MANAGER?