Katsu01
101 Reviews liked by Katsu01
Fun game that feels like it has a lot more to offer than I'm willing to put the time in to experience. Charming graphics in a somewhat uncomfortable world.
Silent Hill 2
2001
This review contains spoilers
james "i'd never kill myself" "in water" sunderland
Chibi-Robo!
2005
(6-year-old's review, typed by her dad)
You're a cute little robot! You got to pick up your plug and plug IN. And it's so cute and adorable nyeh nyeh nyeh nyehhhhhh. And a cute girl who dresses like a frog and she just says "ribbit" like how I like to be a CAT, and I just say "meow meow meow meow". That's all.
You're a cute little robot! You got to pick up your plug and plug IN. And it's so cute and adorable nyeh nyeh nyeh nyehhhhhh. And a cute girl who dresses like a frog and she just says "ribbit" like how I like to be a CAT, and I just say "meow meow meow meow". That's all.
My goal in life is to look like Servbot.
the damage fire emblem awakening has done to our society is irreparable and will haunt us for years to come
Dwarf Fortress
2006
my diagnosis comes in next month
Fashion Dreamer
2023
well it’s making me appreciate style savvy more
the ps3 wasn't a great console, but it's an excellent prison
Drakengard
2003
No game truly uses the medium of video games quite like this game does.
Now if only it didn't use the medium to replicate the way I felt when I worked at an Amazon warehouse for 11 hours a day for a month.
Now if only it didn't use the medium to replicate the way I felt when I worked at an Amazon warehouse for 11 hours a day for a month.
Killer7
2005
I'm gonna pretend to know what was happening and say it was a masterpiece.
I love how genuinely nasty this is for a AAA release in 2017; in one game you get your hand chopped by a chainsaw in first person, fist a dead guy's neckhole, watch a crackhead rip his nails off and shoot a half-naked grandma's bulging beehive crotch inbetween moments of listening to her give birth to a swarm of locusts. There's something beautiful in the fact that under all the Evil Dead and Texas Chainsaw inspiration, Biohazard makes room for its own irreverence as one of the filthiest games you'll ever play from a high-budget studio production.
I don't have much to add to the gameplay discussion that hasn't been said yet. I guess the last third was not nearly as bad as people build it up to be, it's decently short and functions well enough as a climax. Hope nothing bad happens to the Winters family after this kooky quest!
I don't have much to add to the gameplay discussion that hasn't been said yet. I guess the last third was not nearly as bad as people build it up to be, it's decently short and functions well enough as a climax. Hope nothing bad happens to the Winters family after this kooky quest!
Maybe videogames can't be art
Sonic P-06
2019
Through countless man hours, the brilliance of fans, and dedication by the community and modders, Sonic 06 has been raised from the ashes of 0 stars to the dizzying heights of 2 stars.
World's most aesthetically appealing spreadsheet.
I think it's funny how as mascot horror keeps getting worse and worse, people keep saying stuff along the lines of "Well at least Baldi's Basics had some amount of passion behind it" because the bar is genuinely so low that a shitpost that gets old after a couple minutes unironically clears Poppy Playtime, Garten of Banban, etc.