This game is an absolute classic. It really shows its age and can be really unforgiving. But despite the technological limits of the time, the aesthetic is strong, it can be fun and rewarding to play, and the concept is cool enough to get you hooked on playing a series of games about this idea

I don't remember much of this game off the top of my head, but I remember a whole lotta nothing going on between a bunch of French people running into my home and call me a dog

You know how video games try to make you into a cool relevant hero that changes the world. That is not this game. Here you are an errand boy in a hack & slash that could be sold alongside the Werehog segments of Sonic Unleashed

This game really perfectly embodies a good DnD campaign. I enjoy how expansive and well thought out the story is and how everything links together too. The DLCs are fun too. I feel like however, due to the story and aesthetic of the game as well as how it has aged it just really isn't for everyone

Came for the nazi shooting, stayed for the surprisingly interesting philosophical discussion on religion and why men do wrong, start to check out when they drag out the end game and have the horrible final boss fight

You know one of those vanity project action movies middle-age dads make using their office building's monthly funding. Imagine that, but the story was written by a black and white late 80s independent comic writer that really liked Frank Miller and you got the story of Watch_Dogs. Hacking is fun tho!

Does this game have anything else besides its really well-done stealth and MK esque fatality shot gimmick. No. But it does its gimmick really well

I know nothing about Lord of The Rings, I forgot all of the story, if you asked me what is the name of the main character I would blank hard, however the nemesis system is cool. I like this army building angle. Outside of that this is your average Batman/AssCreed experience

Are you looking for something mindlessly fun and cringy to sink your time into for a discount, well here you go. You won't remember a single thing from this game in the long run besides what comes off as the most cringy or weird or disturbing thing you saw here

This game is fun. It is a nice, inoffensive experience that sticks with you. However, I feel like under a more critical lens the game kind of falls apart. Well, not fall apart hard, but rather lose a lot of its magic. Sidenote, the social links feel way tighter writing-wise compared to the main story

This story is really dry and the gameplay is painfully simple, I think it really goes far from having a strong ending (albeit cliched ending) and the strong western identity that gives this game a sense of flavor. Basically this is the game for you if you ever wanted to role play as what you imagine Clint Eastwood to be

This is kind of interesting to witness on a shitty soap opera level, but that is it. It is shallow as hell

NIKO IT'S YOUR COUSIN, WALK AROUND CITY BITCHING FOR 5 HOURS UNTIL YOU GET SHOT AT BY DIFFERENT CRIME FAMILY

This feels like a peak in Western RPGs. The story is really enthralling and elaborate, roleplay is still highly possible, the world is alive and vibrant, and even with the shoestring resources they had they were able to make a diverse and fun to explore world where you never knew what was around the corner the first time you play.

Man, you really don't matter in this game. I can't even say it is fun to explore.