Kirby's Return to Dream Land is pretty good, I guess. The sex is pretty hot, and the alcohol is plentiful. The only downside is that it's a bit too kiddie for my taste. But all in all, it's a decent game.

This is the best game I've ever played! It's so violent and full of alcohol, just the way I like it. The characters are fantastic and the fighting is awesome. I can't believe Capcom made a game this good.

ANYOIO🎐💀

I'm not just jacked, I am Jack Final Fantasy.

He just like me fr

I can fix him.

I crave bigger bodies, I was healed. It is not the type of car that enhances your style.

https://voca.ro/1iglexRq3QL2

FUCK THE POLICE!!!!

Sonic CDeez Nuts... fuck, I'm typing these as quick as I can, but the voices won't stop getting closer.

This cardboard box isn't gonna last.

Playing this is more likely to get me arrested than murdering my ex-wife and her husband.

Future Zelda gets rescued by Link and instead of sex, she sends him back in time to relive his shitty childhood?! Fucking bullshit.

4 stars.

This protagonist is more bangable than any woman I've ever met.

Had to use one of these to bury the ex-wife... I guess the noise gave me away...

Fuck, I heard another voice in the alley.