YourDadReviews
1998
Ok, I hear a lot of noise around my dumpster, so imma be quick, just like this fast hedgehog motherfucker.
This game sucks balls, but in a good way. Y'know, like my ex-wife used to, before she left me for that other guy. It's not like my constant drinking or smoking dope was to blame though, totally that bitch's fault for leaving me and making me... Shit, I hear sirens.
This game sucks balls, but in a good way. Y'know, like my ex-wife used to, before she left me for that other guy. It's not like my constant drinking or smoking dope was to blame though, totally that bitch's fault for leaving me and making me... Shit, I hear sirens.
2007
Count Bleck is still in love with his shitty butterfly wife.
4 stars.
4 stars.
2021
Where am I again?
Oh right, review. Yeah Samus is hot. My favorite part was when she drained those bird guys dry. Now if only she could do that to me… that’d be great.
Living in a dumpster isn’t very fun…
Oh right, review. Yeah Samus is hot. My favorite part was when she drained those bird guys dry. Now if only she could do that to me… that’d be great.
Living in a dumpster isn’t very fun…
1997
Journal Entry 90:
I honestly have no idea how long it’s been, or where I’m at but one thing is for sure…
I’ll always have the second amendment to keep me company.
Whether the police catch me or not though, that’s a different story.
I honestly have no idea how long it’s been, or where I’m at but one thing is for sure…
I’ll always have the second amendment to keep me company.
Whether the police catch me or not though, that’s a different story.
2000
This is was what I played during the divorce hearings.
Believe it or not, it was more painful.
Believe it or not, it was more painful.
2001
I can play with monkeys in a ball, but nobody ever wants to play with my balls.
Especially after “The Incident”.
Sad.
Especially after “The Incident”.
Sad.
2018
Not enough moral dillemas and painful grinding.
4 stars.
4 stars.
2010
I used to be on the high school football team back when I lived in Cleveland. When I would slam my entire body into another man, knowing I would be giving him permanent brain damage for the rest of his life, I felt nothing but fulfillment.
This game doesn’t have football, 2 stars.
This game doesn’t have football, 2 stars.
2015
Catch me giving Piper the pipe, if y’know what I’m saying.
If you don’t want to bang 7 foot tall bunny girls…
That’s good, that means more for me.
That’s good, that means more for me.
1986
Even in 8 bit, Samus has some massive knockers. I mean those are some hummanuh hummanuh bing bang bodacious breasticles she’s got going there.
A lesson from Your Dad:
If a game costs 10 dollars more than it originally did and there are barely any improvements made, it’s not worth the money.
What is worth the money is $30,000 worth of alcohol and hookers.
(OOC this is something my Uncle has legitimately done and I am super disappointed in him lol.)
If a game costs 10 dollars more than it originally did and there are barely any improvements made, it’s not worth the money.
What is worth the money is $30,000 worth of alcohol and hookers.
(OOC this is something my Uncle has legitimately done and I am super disappointed in him lol.)
2021
Where the fuck have I been again?
I woke up in a Denny’s Dumpster this morning and all I can think is that I’ve been knock knock knocking on heaven’s door.
That’s a damn good song.
Anyways, I think this is Virginia… or West Virginia? Whichever one has less virgins in it.
I woke up in a Denny’s Dumpster this morning and all I can think is that I’ve been knock knock knocking on heaven’s door.
That’s a damn good song.
Anyways, I think this is Virginia… or West Virginia? Whichever one has less virgins in it.
2015
ASGORE misses his shitty wife.
Four stars.
Four stars.
1995
Journal Entry 79
It’s… fuck I don’t even know at this point. I’ve smoked so many doobies that I can’t tell if it’s day or night anymore. I found this big ass field, I’ve been sleeping here for the past several days, and I go to the nearby McDonald’s to use the WiFi and jerk off in the bathroom stalls.
Where did my life go wrong? I don’t fucking know. What I do know though is that Labyrinth kind of sounds like Labia, and that means saying Sonic’s Labyrinth is like saying Sonic’s Pussy and I’m sure that right there just got some furry’s rocks off.
Dad’s hanging in there… I have to.
It’s… fuck I don’t even know at this point. I’ve smoked so many doobies that I can’t tell if it’s day or night anymore. I found this big ass field, I’ve been sleeping here for the past several days, and I go to the nearby McDonald’s to use the WiFi and jerk off in the bathroom stalls.
Where did my life go wrong? I don’t fucking know. What I do know though is that Labyrinth kind of sounds like Labia, and that means saying Sonic’s Labyrinth is like saying Sonic’s Pussy and I’m sure that right there just got some furry’s rocks off.
Dad’s hanging in there… I have to.