"I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee"

"The cake is a lie" - Wall inscription

"Hello, stranger" - Merchant

"You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?" - Happy Mask Salesman

"Hey! Listen!" - Navi

"Do a barrel roll!" - Peppy Hare

"What is a man but a miserable little pile of secrets?" André Malraux apud Vlad Dracula Tepes

"Dear Mario, please come to the castle. I've baked a cake for you. Yours truly, Princess Toadstool. Peach." - Princess Peach

"My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!" - King Harkinian

"What a terrible night to have a curse" - Simon Belmont

"I am Error" - Error

"It is dangerous to go alone. Take this" - Old Man

"Thank you, Mario. But our princess is in another castle" - Toad