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Jet Set Radio Future
2002
There is no comfortable way to play this game. Your only options are:
1) Get an OG Xbox, whose hardware are ticking time bombs and looks like shit on modern TVs
2) Play it on 360, which has poor backwards compatibility and is full of framedrops
3) Upgrade your PC (during a component shortage) so it can handle Xbox emulation, which is still in its relative infancy so hiccups are expected
Fuck you Sega, why did you lose the source code to all your best games, I hate you so fucking much
1) Get an OG Xbox, whose hardware are ticking time bombs and looks like shit on modern TVs
2) Play it on 360, which has poor backwards compatibility and is full of framedrops
3) Upgrade your PC (during a component shortage) so it can handle Xbox emulation, which is still in its relative infancy so hiccups are expected
Fuck you Sega, why did you lose the source code to all your best games, I hate you so fucking much
Among Us
2018
Mega Man X6
2001
Poinie's Poin
2002
the combination of the aggressive sugary sweet vibes in this game and the inexplicable full english dub and subtitle options, which include some guy doing a cartman impression, honest to god made me feel like i was playing some fake game invented for the creepypasta im the victim in or something. not to be "childhood fucked up" reddit over a cute children's game w some p cool style on its own terms but i dont know how else to emphasize how bizarre it is that this came to be, and there is hardly any info on how it happened. just popped out of the aether to be actually scarily ahead of its time???
Spyro the Dragon
2018
it is essentially a time-killer, you just do it not because it's particularly fun or entertaining but because the asmr feeling you get everytime you collect gems is enough of a dopamine boost to keep you going. the visuals are pretty cute, even though i fucking hate spyro and want him dead... umm some of the platforming was pretty fun too but who the hell greenlit that one stage where you have to charge forward on all those platforms and do those weird twists and turns? you know the one. everyone knows the one. it's not particularly difficult. there's not much of an incentive to 100% the game. i just did it because i hate myself ... umm 6/10 ? maybe ? it's ok
Vib-Ribbon
1999
this game, for lack of a better phrase, means the fucking world to me. it is wrapped in such love and care, from the aesthetics to its music. some of the best character designs too. also the CD mechanic for it was hella revolutionary too. like i don't know what the creators of parappa were smoking, but they need to go back and make another sequel because there's no game i can think of that is so full of energy. listen to sunny day and your depression WILL be cured. amazing game idgaf