I think a car just called me horny.

Why the fuck do all Rayman 3 ads show him pissing?

I have a theory that if they kept the tripping mechanic in Smash 4, we'd have a barrage of 30 year old nintendo fans today saying how much better tripping was in Brawl.

Not to be controversial, but I always walk with a parachute just in case Rowlet tells me to jump off a bridge (I can't say no to him, he's too cute).

Trust me Andrew Prokhorov.
The bordel scene is a necessary part of the experience.

Heavy spoilers ahead.

Spongebob's Dream is some Lovecraftian shit.

I used this game's team plasma theme as a ringtone for 2-3 years and what made me change eventually was that a kid asked me if I played Fortnite, because I had the "Ali-A youtube intro on my phone".

I appreciate how just horrible their made the supposed Gamefreak HQ in Unova looks like, it's almost like a warning to not even dream about working in that company.

Pretentious Rick and Morty.

Enough cock rating.
Time for the taste test.

The extremely complicated moral dilemma of sacrificing an entire ancient civilization (wherein its implied they are just defending themselves) or being a dick to someone you met 20 minutes ago.

Eggman is the most portuguese villain of all time.

1v1 me DK only no red shells Toad’s Turnpike.

What 0 pussy does to a mf.