Games I Will Force Hilda To Play
Everything but the first 44 games are very very bad and potentially offensive, but hildas must endure
253 Games
2024 February
uhhh.... ahhh.... shee was standing there, ass in her hair. without a care.
uhhh.... ahhh.... shee was standing there, ass in her hair. without a care.
Played may 7th:
Not my bday anymore but hilda still has birthday fun 4 everyone......
Not my bday anymore but hilda still has birthday fun 4 everyone......
Feb 2024
JANE... SHEs gonna Kill Jeff and Kidnap his brother Its Time for the Sneaking section i zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
JANE... SHEs gonna Kill Jeff and Kidnap his brother Its Time for the Sneaking section i zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Played April 28th
Puppet combo Is a hack and makes the most unfun games imaginable
Puppet combo Is a hack and makes the most unfun games imaginable
Played some time in june
It was a very interesting and nostalgic ps2 game. I wish there was a English release so i could see what they were saying. There were a lot of spiders
It was a very interesting and nostalgic ps2 game. I wish there was a English release so i could see what they were saying. There were a lot of spiders
Played April 7th:
Dbd is the only game that makes me feel like im working a 9 to 5 office job, and I only watched hilda play
Dbd is the only game that makes me feel like im working a 9 to 5 office job, and I only watched hilda play
SAW!!!!! I wanna play a game!!!!! Lol
Played March 24th
i hate this.
Played March 24th
i hate this.
Played April 27th:
Found a game I played in my childhood.
.. was my Sims kingdom but I win
Found a game I played in my childhood.
.. was my Sims kingdom but I win
Played march 29th 2024
They should of built up to the driving out of bound weathertenko mario 64 speedrun any percent glitchless abney27 summoningsalt luigi circuit blindfolded raimbow road 1flap canonless beat strats
They should of built up to the driving out of bound weathertenko mario 64 speedrun any percent glitchless abney27 summoningsalt luigi circuit blindfolded raimbow road 1flap canonless beat strats
Played october 11th
they did surgery on an oni, make him scarier. but this was botched. Shout out to RYAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they did surgery on an oni, make him scarier. but this was botched. Shout out to RYAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jan 11th
We are gathered here today to remember our dear friend, Frogger. This tombstone is for one half of him. And this tombstone, the other. For he was split in two by a spike machine. May D carry his soul to another plane. Amen.
We are gathered here today to remember our dear friend, Frogger. This tombstone is for one half of him. And this tombstone, the other. For he was split in two by a spike machine. May D carry his soul to another plane. Amen.
Played september 24th
Rpg maker games are presents from heaven onto earth. Ideas likes miles edgeworth, connecting all the shells. And the north easts.
Rpg maker games are presents from heaven onto earth. Ideas likes miles edgeworth, connecting all the shells. And the north easts.
Played may 18th:
This is not the right game
This is not the right game
Played october 20th
jeff exhaustion. jeff nialhism. all these glicthes and errors. Shes the irate gamer.
jeff exhaustion. jeff nialhism. all these glicthes and errors. Shes the irate gamer.
Could be fun
Played sometime in june:
A pretty blatant attempt to cash in on acnh success but the tutorials were insanely long and outside of that, there wasnt much to interact with
Played sometime in june:
A pretty blatant attempt to cash in on acnh success but the tutorials were insanely long and outside of that, there wasnt much to interact with
Hilda bought this
Played july 12th:
I LOVE REIMU ! !
Played july 12th:
I LOVE REIMU ! !
Played april 30th:
This made me appreciate the enemy placement of normal mario a lot more
This made me appreciate the enemy placement of normal mario a lot more
Played as a kid and loved it, let's see how it holds up now
Played April 21st:
It was going well but then hilda computer crash ):
Played April 21st:
It was going well but then hilda computer crash ):
September 23rd
I want mineral ter! I want italy photo and couch. Trips ~fabulous~ home continues to be full of silliness. I am going to clip into your balcony now, okay.
I want mineral ter! I want italy photo and couch. Trips ~fabulous~ home continues to be full of silliness. I am going to clip into your balcony now, okay.
Played june 17th:
There was a lot of care put into it for what they had to work with. Jack black ascii art, and a great speedrun to boot....
There was a lot of care put into it for what they had to work with. Jack black ascii art, and a great speedrun to boot....
Dec 3rd
The quest for a hottie babe comes to an end. Dog people and obsessions with dog people have never been more enthralling. But were the dog people ever real? Perhaps we imagined it..... oh darn, im on fire.....
The quest for a hottie babe comes to an end. Dog people and obsessions with dog people have never been more enthralling. But were the dog people ever real? Perhaps we imagined it..... oh darn, im on fire.....
Played july 18th:
Is mort any less of a chicken for being a hero? He saves us, the children.....he walked on water. He walked on cubes. we wouldnt be anything without his courage.
Is mort any less of a chicken for being a hero? He saves us, the children.....he walked on water. He walked on cubes. we wouldnt be anything without his courage.
April 5 2024
boobi my assistant. I got a coin.
boobi my assistant. I got a coin.
Played august 3rd:
Wetty betty?
Wetty betty?
Played at some point in september:
Baka baka baka. The mantra of thr fastest girl alive. Shes going to beat you to do death so watch out.
Baka baka baka. The mantra of thr fastest girl alive. Shes going to beat you to do death so watch out.
Played 29th feb 2024
she killed her self. or not. its so #funny and #crazey when girls jump off roofs. apathy is the best approach to this situation. after all why should i distrust someone with such a strong hand on the pulse of the mentally disturbed. YOU go crazy.
she killed her self. or not. its so #funny and #crazey when girls jump off roofs. apathy is the best approach to this situation. after all why should i distrust someone with such a strong hand on the pulse of the mentally disturbed. YOU go crazy.
Played at a date
Apparently someone went on a solo bubble adventure and now i will never know. what is it? the bubble. the popping.
Apparently someone went on a solo bubble adventure and now i will never know. what is it? the bubble. the popping.
Dec 10th
This is my favorite game!
This is my favorite game!
Played on august 3rd:
Oh my god he was a killer. Oh ym christ. All those apple children.
Oh my god he was a killer. Oh ym christ. All those apple children.
December
the standards are below. average. wheres the bouncy bloobie babes? What might i laugh at, soured my mood did the gameplay. This girl walking so slowly. Cant lift cement off a floor. Such what is the point. Hair pussy? I dont even care.
the standards are below. average. wheres the bouncy bloobie babes? What might i laugh at, soured my mood did the gameplay. This girl walking so slowly. Cant lift cement off a floor. Such what is the point. Hair pussy? I dont even care.
Dec 10th
Neighbors were yelling the whole time so i was focusing on them to make sure there was not a killer around and abound. She got eaten, by a door. Didnt save anything! what!
Neighbors were yelling the whole time so i was focusing on them to make sure there was not a killer around and abound. She got eaten, by a door. Didnt save anything! what!
Played April 21st:
This game had a really bad atmosphere to it, so much so that I didn't get to laugh at it being funny. Very uncomfortable but not how the game intended
This game had a really bad atmosphere to it, so much so that I didn't get to laugh at it being funny. Very uncomfortable but not how the game intended
Played on March 18th
confusion about Mr tomato gameplay at the beginning, would of enjoyed if it didn't delete your save file after every fail
confusion about Mr tomato gameplay at the beginning, would of enjoyed if it didn't delete your save file after every fail
Played on March 15th
Would rather play Charlie and Chocolate Factory ps2. Wrong.
Would rather play Charlie and Chocolate Factory ps2. Wrong.
I hope this is the right cat go, apparently many cats go
Played April 11th:
it went
Played April 11th:
it went
Played may 18th:
You can push people into the water and they will die and drop eggs. And then, nothing...
You can push people into the water and they will die and drop eggs. And then, nothing...
Nov 30th
When thaaaaa anhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhh ahaaaaa ahmmmmm impaaaaaahhh ahhhhhhaahhhhhhhhhh hahaaaahhh aaaahhhhhhhimpostarhhhhhhhhh 11 of them. 80 speed.
When thaaaaa anhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhh ahaaaaa ahmmmmm impaaaaaahhh ahhhhhhaahhhhhhhhhh hahaaaahhh aaaahhhhhhhimpostarhhhhhhhhh 11 of them. 80 speed.
Played september 21st
Sprints at 80 miles per hour and slaps you in the face face with my unbearably huge fucking knockers. Only one aerola.
Sprints at 80 miles per hour and slaps you in the face face with my unbearably huge fucking knockers. Only one aerola.
Played october 10th
I fell asleep but it was so short that when i woke up i didnt know where i was and i hallucinated hilda still playing but she wasnt actually
I fell asleep but it was so short that when i woke up i didnt know where i was and i hallucinated hilda still playing but she wasnt actually
Played october 11th
oh my lady, clantly boobed. Unfortunately, was your voice not annoyin. how sad.
oh my lady, clantly boobed. Unfortunately, was your voice not annoyin. how sad.
Played March 20th
A disappointment through and through though this would inevitably lead to the Great French Movie disaster
♡♡MY PXSSY IN BIO♡♡
Played April 23:
Sadly this was not as entertaining as the other games made by Kona5... we kept getting lost.
Sadly this was not as entertaining as the other games made by Kona5... we kept getting lost.
Played august 5th:
Erhm... THIS isnt the right medicine. I feel a bit gluey. A bit shoey.
Erhm... THIS isnt the right medicine. I feel a bit gluey. A bit shoey.
Played september 23rd
Oh my god that lady has ber underwear out quickly put the batteries in the remote zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz oh it was friendship.
Oh my god that lady has ber underwear out quickly put the batteries in the remote zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz oh it was friendship.
Played august 7th:
5 second game. did not survive.
5 second game. did not survive.
Played may 30th:
Sopranos knowledge 0 but was expecting worse. Controls like Yakuza ripping GTA's eyes out. but theres massive chest in this game WITH. NIPPLE. oh my god! Squirt.
Sopranos knowledge 0 but was expecting worse. Controls like Yakuza ripping GTA's eyes out. but theres massive chest in this game WITH. NIPPLE. oh my god! Squirt.
YOU WILL finish ms lemons so help me god....
March 18th replayed, ms lemons is filth
March 18th replayed, ms lemons is filth
Played at a point in january 2024
okay guys. so, you might think my itchio game is normal, but actually when you walk outside youll notice something wacky. Thats right, SHOES. on the ground! Ok, so thats crazy. But it wasnt crazy enough. My house? Its freaky. I go in there, and theres blood on the walls and shit! It wasnt there before oooo. But i'll go further. Freaky fucking jpg! Now youre really freaked. I cant stop myself guys.... SLAVERY. oh yeah, now thats scary.
okay guys. so, you might think my itchio game is normal, but actually when you walk outside youll notice something wacky. Thats right, SHOES. on the ground! Ok, so thats crazy. But it wasnt crazy enough. My house? Its freaky. I go in there, and theres blood on the walls and shit! It wasnt there before oooo. But i'll go further. Freaky fucking jpg! Now youre really freaked. I cant stop myself guys.... SLAVERY. oh yeah, now thats scary.
Dec 22nd
She masturbated her ankles. this god damn clutz. cant do anything right.
She masturbated her ankles. this god damn clutz. cant do anything right.
Dec 2nd
WHAT WAS THE EXPERIMENT
WHAT WAS THE EXPERIMENT
You will never be finfin (on planet teo)
Discovered through a game called "novastella Island", which was apparently supposed to be an adult game that got changed into a farming sim (very obvious).
played at some point
I wasnt texting the whole time i remember everything like uhhmm ms naoki and the boobs and the mirrors and the dramaa. And that lady. And the curse. And the puzzle.
played at some point
I wasnt texting the whole time i remember everything like uhhmm ms naoki and the boobs and the mirrors and the dramaa. And that lady. And the curse. And the puzzle.
Played april 29th:
Game was suprisingly cute but i beaned it out of there quick
Game was suprisingly cute but i beaned it out of there quick
Played may 21st:
I thought this might be similar to ao oni but it wasnt
I was playing dinkum.... my pleep grew up into a big pleep. yayaayayay
I thought this might be similar to ao oni but it wasnt
I was playing dinkum.... my pleep grew up into a big pleep. yayaayayay
Played April 4th: you move very slow and there's so many invisible walls.
Played April 23:
I am so glad to play games with strong and courageous women in them
I am so glad to play games with strong and courageous women in them
Played june 4th:
I go to the diner to get my diner popcorn and it is so fucking dark that i just wander around for 5 minutes and then the game ends.
I go to the diner to get my diner popcorn and it is so fucking dark that i just wander around for 5 minutes and then the game ends.
Played september 1st:
Holy fucign shit dhe .jumped that .cat off so many buildings
Holy fucign shit dhe .jumped that .cat off so many buildings
Played on April 17th:
Sex? Yes please!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Played again April 21st:
I no longer associate with Mr. Powers
Sex? Yes please!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Played again April 21st:
I no longer associate with Mr. Powers
December 20th
omg shes about to be crushed by that falling tv! but my clothes got dirrty.. life is so hard and im so yucky.... jesus fucking christ
omg shes about to be crushed by that falling tv! but my clothes got dirrty.. life is so hard and im so yucky.... jesus fucking christ
Played august 5th:
I do not believe this game opens with a 2 hour cutscene about a very threatening man named jokester54.
I do not believe this game opens with a 2 hour cutscene about a very threatening man named jokester54.
Play April 23rd:
Push barrel up hill for more information about our scary baddie boobie game
Push barrel up hill for more information about our scary baddie boobie game
Squirts older sister
Play july 18th:
Uh, kind of a sleepy type spray. Definitely a vomit and spit type spray. A bit slime too. Gdq submission soon.
Play july 18th:
Uh, kind of a sleepy type spray. Definitely a vomit and spit type spray. A bit slime too. Gdq submission soon.
Played April 22nd:
It's thr killar!!! Aaaa!!!!!! Loop the killar.... get on gens..m. sprint burst .. . .
It's thr killar!!! Aaaa!!!!!! Loop the killar.... get on gens..m. sprint burst .. . .
Played April 23:
slender? Woman slender? female slender sauntering sexily down the hallway as I collect my books? My sexy books?
slender? Woman slender? female slender sauntering sexily down the hallway as I collect my books? My sexy books?
Played may 21st:
That boy got lost in the woods and his dad did not care. Wife makes dinner and BECOMES dinner! Shit eating kid gets served, what a fail.... jpg of old woman.... jpg of troll.....
That boy got lost in the woods and his dad did not care. Wife makes dinner and BECOMES dinner! Shit eating kid gets served, what a fail.... jpg of old woman.... jpg of troll.....
Tonyzaret video
Played 26th feb 2024
So... yeah. My furry girlfriend turned out to be an actually werewolf, but before we could get to first base this nerd in my class brought out a shotgun and threatened to shoot up the school! And i was like uhmmmm so that just happened??? I mean, who brings a SHOTGUN to a school shooting. Thats cringier than the time my teacher interrupted class to t pose! Anyways, that basically sums up my #awkwardsauce life
Played 26th feb 2024
So... yeah. My furry girlfriend turned out to be an actually werewolf, but before we could get to first base this nerd in my class brought out a shotgun and threatened to shoot up the school! And i was like uhmmmm so that just happened??? I mean, who brings a SHOTGUN to a school shooting. Thats cringier than the time my teacher interrupted class to t pose! Anyways, that basically sums up my #awkwardsauce life
Dec 7th
Interesting concept. I am excited to scream or laugh more in full release
Interesting concept. I am excited to scream or laugh more in full release
"Jesse we have to cook" - hilda (white)
Played March 27th: Gordon was a very. Proud. Man.
Played March 27th: Gordon was a very. Proud. Man.
Played April 12:
If you wanna be my lover if you wanna be my lover if you wanna be my lover if you wanna be my lover if you wanna be my lover if you
If you wanna be my lover if you wanna be my lover if you wanna be my lover if you wanna be my lover if you wanna be my lover if you
Played july 12th:
There were so many tears. So much sadness. Visceral embarassment to the hands of Pig. But there could only be one to win the Slop Bucket Challenge. One who slopped it better than anyone ever could. And that person was, of course... Player.
There were so many tears. So much sadness. Visceral embarassment to the hands of Pig. But there could only be one to win the Slop Bucket Challenge. One who slopped it better than anyone ever could. And that person was, of course... Player.
53 Comments
I'M NOT PLAYING FUCKING ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS
@Hilda what could possibly be bad about chipwrecked!!!!!
it's a ??rhythm game??? can you play with DDR pad?
it'll be fun!
it's a ??rhythm game??? can you play with DDR pad?
it'll be fun!
Dead By Daylight and the Arthur game being added feel so mean spirited
I'd love to see that list but regardless I'm keeping him in my thoughts and prayers <3 but it would be very funny if you also made him play floigan bros. Although,, Hilda is my online friend so it's acceptable to spam her 24/7 with floigan threats, however I would be worried about the repercussions if I lived with them :P
@BEAUTIFULBRUTE Maybe someday I can convince myself to play it when I buy an adapter for my ddr pad that for my own sake hopefully doesn't work anymore
@BlazingWaters I spent years of my life in dead by daylight but some people would rather see me fall in the hole I climbed out of for so long
@BlazingWaters I spent years of my life in dead by daylight but some people would rather see me fall in the hole I climbed out of for so long
@BlazingWaters this is enrichment for Hildas (:
It's funny 'cause the first three games seem at the bare minimun very fun, and then the flood gates are opened by Alvin and its friends.
I have no idea what even Mr Tomatos, and frankly, I am VERY scared to know.
I have no idea what even Mr Tomatos, and frankly, I am VERY scared to know.
@DemonAndGames the first 3 are some of my favorite pieces of art that I genuinely wanna show my friend here but the others are just funny lol
@moschidae <3 i understand
@Hilda ahh, well me & moschidae are the new founders of the get-hilda-an-adapter-for-ddr-pad-and-if-that-one-doesn't-work-a-whole-brand-new-one foundation. accepting sponsors
@Hilda ahh, well me & moschidae are the new founders of the get-hilda-an-adapter-for-ddr-pad-and-if-that-one-doesn't-work-a-whole-brand-new-one foundation. accepting sponsors
Buying hilda a ddr pad the SECOND I get my disability check next month
Buying myself a dramatically lit chair to sit in
we are fucking sponsored by ms. lemons !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that arthuer and the invisibles stream was insane
Shoutout to Wayne, now I don't have to rummage through Wikipedia to find gems like arthur and floigan bros
Water Horse and Charlotte's web forever stuck in my brain. Also found out wikipedia diving that the dudes who founded the studio that made the original Shadowman, dipped and made a new studio, which then made cheap ass games, including Water Horse and Charlotte's web
Oh my god, im actually shocked by that. What a coincidence... Water Horse/Shadowman crossover when..?
Oh yeah, and thank you for reminding me that I need to make Hilda play Babe as well. I'm sure she'll love it (:
Oh yeah, and thank you for reminding me that I need to make Hilda play Babe as well. I'm sure she'll love it (:
This has nothing to do with anything but they're making a Beverley Hills Chihuahua for adult straight men called Strays. i must remember it.
You don’t REALLY have to though…
Keep talking like that and I'll make you watch Strays
I’ll hopefully be catching some instead
Will Feral (changed his name for the movie) is in it. You will watch Strays.
You should add Wo Long I think it'd be kinda fucked up
Keep talking like that and someone is getting locked in the cupboard again ! Or put into a jar.
A worthy sacrifice for a mere cupboard
Does anyone else have any more bad game recommendations that are short-ish. I'm running out of ideas.
How short?
Uhhh like, 2 hours or less preferably
Barbie secret agent because CURS wouldn’t finish it when i tried to make em play even though he almost beat it !!!!!!!
BEAUTIFULBRUTE
1 year ago
now i feel inspired to do the same with CURSE ..... if i don't make the list... know it is happening slowly but surely