this is the videogame ever made

i cant stop using christian expressions now

im a fertilizing agent, my brothers are all wriggly 😖
a fertilizing agent, my brothers are all wriggly 🥴
touch us with a digit, make us go all giggly 😄

forza horizon 4 had the best intro in a open world sport/racing festival whatever videogame and this game must be competing to have the worst one

come on man you cant present an epic mecha big battle crazy fast game and make me kill dumb barely aggressive drones and tanks for 2 hours straight

2022

i got it guys you liked playing the first tloz with a manual

first videogame i played :')

fond memories

they saw ghosts of tsushima and thought nah we can make it worse

every second of this game is so fucking fun


except the fat demon boss fuck you

you know i had a lot of fun and some bosses and areas were actually good and all, kind of reminded me of dark souls and the original tloz during the first third of the game

but this game has so many problems, mainly that its way too long and streches the story too much

i guess it is telling that my favourite boss fight was the regal ancestor spirit

this is so good its unreal, made me feel like when i played videogames as a little kid and had to discover everything

2021

some bosses are annoying and most of the game is too easy but overall its pretty fun and visually very striking