DivineNoodles
The greatest threat to humanity of all: heterosexuality
1994
Man I hope I see what Samus looks like one day
2007
This game would probably make Neil deGrasse Tyson very, very mad
Pokemon finally improving its formula by creating a game where you can see multiple Bidoof on screen at once
2017
I gotta say Mario being cursed by Poseidon to wander the seas for years only to finally come home and kill his wife's suitors is a bold direction for the series
Who's even played this one
2021
When Samus spoke Chozo I think I literally screamed for ten seconds
Why befriend a virtual racoon when I can do it in real life
2009
As a feminist, I'd let her kill me
2007
Funny robot lady
2006
A light, breezy, fun, relaxing romp about a family running into some little troubles in a wacky world.
2018
Yes I am trans what of it
2006
Me: Fuck God
Also me: Prays to Amaterasu every night before bedtime
Also me: Prays to Amaterasu every night before bedtime
1995
More like Chro-YES Trigger
1990
Super Fucking Mario!!!