Pretty awesome of this game to invent jazz

This game would probably make Neil deGrasse Tyson very, very mad

It is with a heavy heart that I reveal this is one of my favorite games

Usually I like Nomura's vision even if I don't respect it, but I'm pretty sure the opposite is true here

Why befriend a virtual racoon when I can do it in real life

As a feminist, I'd let her kill me

Man I hope I see what Samus looks like one day

The greatest threat to humanity of all: heterosexuality

Immediately after finishing this game I had a stroke (I'm not joking)