November, 2022

04

5h 0m

Played 5 hours of Majora's Mask, and all have to show for it is this Bunny Hood.

Feel free to screenshot!
https://tinyurl.com/y29myj9e

October, 2022

24

3h 40m

Bombers Notebook:
- Awakened and defeated the
Ikana spirit general. Gave him a nice little salute before I sent him off. It's a perfect and natural response from such a silent character.
- Obtained the skull Mask
- Did a little grave robbing

23

0h 30m

Bombers Notebook:
- Got ghost ninja mask from the two fuckwits in a horse race.

17

3h 0m

Man, they weren’t kidding when they said taking breaks from these games suck. But I think I’m getting back into the groove.

14

2h 0m

Half-Life? Pretty sick. Half-Life with cars, WOAAGH, THIS IS GONNA CHANGE EVERYTHING, AND WITH THE FREEMAN ACTION FIGURE TOO?! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

08

1h 30m

Started

What a surreal experience finally getting around to this game. I definitely think I made the right move playing the other main expansions of the first game before getting to this (thanks Connor). There's so much established lore that's being used right out of the gate, returning characters like Barney Calhoun, and the different 2 scientists dudes from the first game were genuinely heartwarming to see in such a beautiful looking game. Sadly there's no sight of the Adrian Shephard. Which means he's still in that black void, waiting to be pulled out. I really hope he does one day. Poor dude.

Started

September, 2022

23

1h 20m

Keep rollin rollin rollin rollin

06

3h 10m

Started

Yep, we have officially entered the Berserk timeline.

Bombers Schedule:
- Gave the nice Deku gentleman his moon tear.
- Learned the song of time.
- Epically scammed people out of money at the bank using your epic time powers.

Started

05

The gang gets clinically depressed

03

1h 0m

Started

Hitlist:
- Killed Alma Reynard & her eboy in the shower with a propane tank.
- The shadows of those people she killed in the garage looked pretty cool. Felt free, so I screenshot.

Started

August, 2022

27

Finished

After an entire month, I was able to finish it at my uncle’s house again.

Finished

26

3h 0m

Finished

KILLS:
- Served some bad fugu fish to Yuki
- Spiked the punch a wee bit with some rat poison, oh shit sorry, that was Erich Soders blood bank.

MAP RANKINGS:
1. Sapienza
2. Colorado
3. Paris
4. Hokkaido
5. Marrakesh
6. Bangkok
7. ICA Facility

Finished

24

3h 45m

Kills:
- Crushed Maya Parvati with a car forklift. Mf literally made me bait her into the trap, tip toeing like a Looney Toons character.
- Sniped Penelope Graves from a far with my silence pistol.
- Blew up Michael Myers with my proximity mine, and a couple of fuel tanks.
- Sean Rose:
https://youtu.be/nUcmrIpvq0E?t=124

21

3h 30m

Kills:
- Killed everyone in Marrakesh because I was bored.

20

2h 30m

Kills:
- Landed a double headshot on both targets in Marrakesh.
- Threw Jarred Leto off a building.

19

4h 30m

Kills:
- Drowned, poisoned, knocked out, and knocked out again both Harry and Marv before crushing them both to death with a chandelier in my vampire goth drip (thanks Santa :)).

18

2h 30m

Kills:
- Slit Dingo's throat with his nerdy ass battle axe in Italy.

17

0h 30m

Wild Wild Wild Wild Wild West
Desperado, Rough Rider
No, you don't want nada
Nada dis six gun in dis
Brother, runnin' this
Buffalo buffalo buffalo lololololololo

3h 20m

Started

Kills:
- Completed Training Mission
- Did a Mafia Kill in Paris
- Became the Harbinger of Death in Italy

Started