Beath 7th Dark World Dungeon

Level 3: St. Edgar's Eve
Rating: N/A
Thoughts: I'm quite liking this one, I'm glad :)

Side Quest: Escape from Pavelock Prison
Rating: 6.8/10
Thoughts: Not a level, but I thought it was pretty interesting that this was implemented into the game as a sort of optional side quest that you activate from getting mercilessly slaughtered by the city watch. Reminds me of Oblivion's jail mechanic, but with more emphasis on escaping, cause unlike your oblivion character, Garrett's in jail for the sole purpose of a public execution (and honestly I'd expect nothing less considering his history).

Level 1: Checking Inn, Cashing out
Rating: 7/10
Thoughts: Took a bit to get used to the jank in this game, mainly regarding the controls. But ultimately, I can appreciate this game's unique color palate and always consistent ambience.

Level 2: End of the Bloodline
Rating: 6/10
Thoughts: Yeah, remind me to never play one of these levels on expert again. Like jesus, this level is pretty alright, but the long stretch of time between me finding all of the main stuff and then having to find every single little speck of loot was ridiculous. Loot goals shouldn't be measured be percentages in my opinion because it 1) kind of makes the amount your stealing a bit meaningless when it's just a percentage that can be applied to anything, and 2) sets fairly high expectations for the player that they probably can't meet considering the fact that there's barely any loot to find in this level. I really hope the rest of this game's levels get better than this, and I'll definitely not trying any of them on expert.

Fuck dungeon 7 for that stupid pitch black puzzle with the minecarts.

Beat the 6th Dungeon, boss was piss easy.

- Entered 4th Dark World Dungeon
- Got Princess
- Turned out to be a monster.
- No princesses ;)
- Beat the 4th Dark World Dungeon
- Got the Titian's Mit!
- Got the Blue Mail!
- Beat the 5th Dark World Dungeon

Achievements:
- Beat the 2nd Dark World Dungeon
- Obtained the flute
- Used the flute, and some weird fucking bird thing broke out
- I have now been informed that this is a game feature for traveling around.
- Beat the 3rd Dark World Dungeon
- Got madiens

WE DID IT, WE BEAT THE FINAL BOSS! NOW WE'RE BACK TO SQUARE ONE, LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Achievements:
- We entered our first dungeon.
- Got myself a Blue Moon spike ball, probably my new favorite weapon.
- Breached Hell for the first time.
- Got myself a lava version of the blue moon spike ball, and now THAT'S my new favorite weapon.
- Got a ton of Hell Brick and used it to goth up our living quarters.

Achievements:
- Everyone now has gotten to max health.
- We found our first honeycomb.
- We fought our first queen bee (which led into us killing 3 more)
- Valeire made her first lightsaber & rocket boots.
- I got me a sexy blood fountain in my room!!!

Other bullshit:
- Valerie almost lost all of her stuff in lava pit.
- There was a party at our house that we weren't even there for.
- And Josh lured me and Valerie into a dungeon death trap. Thanks Josh :)

Anything for that villains bar babyyy!

Achievements:
- Beat the first dungeon in the dark world.
- Beat the first boss
- Got me my first Crystal babyyyyyy

VILLAINS MISSION ROOM, LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The last 15 minutes of Spaceballs can wait.

Achievements:
- Got the Master Sword
- Got the Ice Rod
- Got the Zora Flippers
- Got sent to the dark world ... actually I don't think that counts.

Controls suck ass, I'll come back to this later, but Jesus Christ that was rough.

The illusion of choice.