Achievements:
- Beat the 2nd Dark World Dungeon
- Obtained the flute
- Used the flute, and some weird fucking bird thing broke out
- I have now been informed that this is a game feature for traveling around.
- Beat the 3rd Dark World Dungeon
- Got madiens

WE DID IT, WE BEAT THE FINAL BOSS! NOW WE'RE BACK TO SQUARE ONE, LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Achievements:
- We entered our first dungeon.
- Got myself a Blue Moon spike ball, probably my new favorite weapon.
- Breached Hell for the first time.
- Got myself a lava version of the blue moon spike ball, and now THAT'S my new favorite weapon.
- Got a ton of Hell Brick and used it to goth up our living quarters.

Achievements:
- Everyone now has gotten to max health.
- We found our first honeycomb.
- We fought our first queen bee (which led into us killing 3 more)
- Valeire made her first lightsaber & rocket boots.
- I got me a sexy blood fountain in my room!!!

Other bullshit:
- Valerie almost lost all of her stuff in lava pit.
- There was a party at our house that we weren't even there for.
- And Josh lured me and Valerie into a dungeon death trap. Thanks Josh :)

Anything for that villains bar babyyy!

Achievements:
- Beat the first dungeon in the dark world.
- Beat the first boss
- Got me my first Crystal babyyyyyy

VILLAINS MISSION ROOM, LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The last 15 minutes of Spaceballs can wait.

Achievements:
- Got the Master Sword
- Got the Ice Rod
- Got the Zora Flippers
- Got sent to the dark world ... actually I don't think that counts.

Controls suck ass, I'll come back to this later, but Jesus Christ that was rough.

The illusion of choice.

Control fucking died