All your base are belong to us.

Zero wing, you've probably not played it, I've not played it, but you've heard of it.. How many here do you know that you've not played?

These are either the best lines in gaming or the worst, it's all based on your perspective. Linking videos or screenshots where I can.

Zero Wing
Zero Wing
"Somebody set us up the bomb"

"All your base are belong to us"

"Somebody set up us the bomb."

"You have no chance to survive make your time."
Resident Evil
Resident Evil
Bad line compilation, there are just so many

"You were almost a Jill Sandwich"

"Jill, here's a lockpick. It might come in handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you."

Resident Evil 5
Resident Evil 5
"Complete. Global. Saturation."

this is followed by a quick time event my friend and I failed over and over in co-op because we were laughing, making us hear it again, so we laughed more. The never ending circle of Complete. Global. Saturation.
Stranger of Paradise: Final Fantasy Origin
Stranger of Paradise: Final Fantasy Origin
"I'm here to kill Chaos!"

Final Fantasy IV
Final Fantasy IV
"You Spoony Bard!"
Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII
Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII
"Me? Gongaga"
Final Fantasy VII
Final Fantasy VII
"this guy are sick"
Final Fantasy X
Final Fantasy X
"Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
"I was an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee"
X-Men
X-Men
"I am Magneto, Master of Magnet!"

"Welcome to die!"
Death Stranding
Death Stranding
"Like Mario and Princess Beach"
Sonic the Hedgehog
Sonic the Hedgehog
"It's no use!"
The House of the Dead 2
The House of the Dead 2
"GOLDMAN"
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
"What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets. But enough talk, have at you!"
Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
"I am ERROR"
Metal Gear
Metal Gear
"I feel asleep"
Mortal Kombat
Mortal Kombat
"Finish him!"

"Get over here!"

"Fatality!"
Mega Man X4
Mega Man X4
"WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOR!"
Link: The Faces of Evil
Link: The Faces of Evil
"When I'm crouching, you can make me do the duck walk. COOL, HUH?"
Destiny
Destiny
"That Wizard comes from the Moon"
Shining Force III
Shining Force III
"Now bear my Arctic Blast!"
Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney
Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney
"Oh, I assure you it's quite based"

How is this real?

It's real
Castlevania II: Simon's Quest
Castlevania II: Simon's Quest
"what a horrible night to have a curse"
Mega Man 8
Mega Man 8
Dr. Wawee!

W-Megaman!

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2 months ago

@Fizza - Well hot damn! Added that with those links 😂

2 months ago

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2 months ago

Does "Crispy critters" from Atomic Heart make the list?

2 months ago

This is an awesome list

2 months ago

I'm kind of surprised that, "What a horrible night to have a curse" from Castlevania II: Simon's Quest didn't make this list. It's definitely one of my personal favorites to be honest.

2 months ago

“Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, gay Luigi” - Mario in Hotel Mario

2 months ago

“Dr Wahwee” - Dr Light, Mega Man 8
“Watch out, you gonna crash! Ahh!” - Sonic, Sonic Adventure 1

2 months ago

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2 months ago

me? Gongaga!
i love crisis core so much
is that a hot take?

2 months ago

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2 months ago

Where is "What a horrible night to have a curse?" from the first Castlevania, I think?
@Teshena yes and no, plenty of people like it and many dislike it, I'm more in the dislike category tho, but that game's dialogue is so cringy at times I can't help but laugh at it

2 months ago

What a horrible night to have a curse is from the second Castlevania.

I feel like "Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2evKkHi_qmo) is a good one to add too.

2 months ago

@Hshfr7567 thanks for the input.
what a horrible night to have a curse definitely belongs up there.
i feel like, "does this unit have a soul?" from mass effect 3 belongs up there too.

2 months ago

@TOM196 - Not sure? I've seen that one mentioned around but seems like it might be a bit insensitive? I would need more advice from peeps who know the context more as I haven't played it. 🤔

@Dalaamclouds - Thanks! I love silly things like this. Will try and add links I find to them when I get more time.

@Yuzrnaime - You'd think as a big Castlevania fan I would have done that wouldn't you? I'll add it thanks!

2 months ago

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2 months ago

Also, I think "People die when they are killed" from fate/stay night would count.

2 months ago

@SmashBlack - I haven't played Megaman 8. When I just looked this up I thought I had a joke fandub initially. That is utterly hilarious. Thank you so much for pointing out this exists 😂

@Teshena - I like the music a lot of that helps?

@FrozenRoy - Yes, yes it absolutely does.

2 months ago

Correction: on Persona it is "Roses are red, zombies are blue, but my face is white, so you know I'm true."

2 months ago

"Faker!"

"Faker? I think you're the fake hedgehog around here. You're comparing yourself to me? Ha! You're not even good enough to be my fake."

"I'll make you eat those words!"

2 months ago

@HylianBran - Oops! Corrected that, thanks!


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