Games Played in 2023 Ranked

I guess Ill rank em as I go. Dont take the specific rankings too seriously, especially those at the top but not in the top 3 and those at the bottom, theyre pretty interchangeable and I could change my mind retroactively

Outer Wilds
Outer Wilds
Cool but utterly draining

101

GreedFall
GreedFall
Greedfall is a game that is almost good, its a damn crime they wasted such a cool setting on such a mid game, its just a witcher 3/dragon age/falloutNV done with a much smaller budget and not as interestingly.

102

Chants of Sennaar
Chants of Sennaar
might try again sometime, I think Im just too stupid for this game, it made me sad very quickly.

103

Season: A Letter to the Future
Season: A Letter to the Future
Wooden acting, overexplains everything

104

The Sexy Brutale
The Sexy Brutale
Middling

105

TrackMania Turbo
TrackMania Turbo
Good speedrunning stuff but makes me too angry to keep playing

106

If: Walls Could Answer
If: Walls Could Answer
regrettably mid puzzler, pretty artstyle but pretentious as all hell

107

Ibis AM
Ibis AM
Man cannot live on quirk alone

108

Little Party
Little Party

109

Prey
Prey
Idk man in theory I like it but in practice I find the combat kinda annoying

110

Abzu
Abzu
Idk, felt flat to me

111

What If George Washington Was a Girl?
What If George Washington Was a Girl?
Why did I play this?

112

Dr. Langeskov, The Tiger, and The Terribly Cursed Emerald: A Whirlwind Heist
Dr. Langeskov, The Tiger, and The Terribly Cursed Emerald: A Whirlwind Heist
One day I will make "naturalistic" dialogue illegal

113

The Burrito Quest
The Burrito Quest
Like Frog detective but bad

114

Red Tape
Red Tape
Its a comedy game that didnt make me laugh

115

The Archipelago
The Archipelago
Just Boring honestly

116

That Which Gave Chase
That Which Gave Chase
More like that which sucked balls

117

Freeway
Freeway
Lame, honestly

118

The Chameleon
The Chameleon
I was halfway enjoying this stealth game (a rare thing for me) when I got softlocked by a bug.

119

Donkey Kong
Donkey Kong
An Impressive attempt at a port, but I would much rather just play the arcade

120

In Stars and Time
In Stars and Time
Massively disappointing given the prologue

121

Prototype
Prototype
idk its a short vn

122

Darkest of Days
Darkest of Days
Somehow, mowing down confederate soldiers with futuristic weaponry just isnt enough to compensate for the tedium and shittiness

123

Ends
Ends
Another one of those games who's message I vibe with but must put down. Its a pro pedestrian horror walking sim. Mostly its this high cause the in game phone had an "audiobook" app which opened up the steam browser to the librevox page for Upton Sinclair's The Jungle and thats both funny and based

124

Outcast 1.1
Outcast 1.1
Admittedly only played for 2 hours but man, too much jank and not enough charm to help me get over that. It flopped on release and I am not surprised

125

A Good Gardener
A Good Gardener
Bleh

126

Strider
Strider
At odds with itself

127

SharpShooter3D
SharpShooter3D
meh, mediocre doom clone. You get to punch neonazis and cops though

128

Abstract Driver
Abstract Driver
low effort, might have been good if it leaned into its hypnotic quality but its just unfinished. Only cost me like less than a dollar so whatever

129

Cloudpunk
Cloudpunk
Sacrificing gameplay for story is all very well until your story is told through the lens of an unlikeable character and the bafflingly written dog companion.

130

Hardspace: Shipbreaker
Hardspace: Shipbreaker
almost feel this game, but I guess not quite enough

131

Aurora's Journey and the Pitiful Lackey
Aurora's Journey and the Pitiful Lackey
Certified Kusoge

132

Night in the Woods
Night in the Woods
Played it cause Jsawyer cited as the main inspiration for Pentiment but man I do not vibe with this at all. Unlikeable protagonist, awful dialogue and If I wanted to experience what it was like to be a fuckup returning home after dropping out to a town full of people whom I despise but cannot escape from, well the punchline is that that is already my life!

133

Frank and Drake
Frank and Drake
get fucked

134

Desta: The Memories Between
Desta: The Memories Between
its okay but roguelike elements are pointless

135

Ou
Ou
Great first impression, shame about the rest of the game

136

Forza Polpo
Forza Polpo
Almost good, but far too aggravating

137

Vesp: a History of Sapphic Scaphism
Vesp: a History of Sapphic Scaphism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXwdu0GKb8A

138

Trailmakers
Trailmakers
im too impatient for this shit

139

Mohism
Mohism
A short game I wish was shorter

140

Windfolk: Sky Is Just the Beginning
Windfolk: Sky Is Just the Beginning
amateurish

141

Guidelicious
Guidelicious
bleh

142

The Surge 2
The Surge 2
Meh, cant be assed to play more than an hour. No souls like has impressed me thus far (other than actual souls obviously)

143

The Solitaire Conspiracy
The Solitaire Conspiracy
Fucking annoying fmv prick, die!

144

Haiku, the Robot
Haiku, the Robot
whatever

145

Sludge Life
Sludge Life
Wow we are cool and edgy! Strikes cause capitalism amirite?! Shitty controls and tries way too hard to be umurangi.

146

Be A Rock
Be A Rock
low effort

147

Once Again
Once Again
Trite, forced and manipulative

148

Shape of Mind
Shape of Mind
Idk maybe I am dumb but after a couple halos I just felt kinda frustrated by the process of building new ones

149

150

Deus Ex Machina
Deus Ex Machina
Like when I watched Eraserhead : How boring for such a weird thing

151

Answer These 10 Questions And I'll Tell You What Kind of Lover You Are
Answer These 10 Questions And I'll Tell You What Kind of Lover You Are
Interesting idea, cringe execution

152

Dark Void
Dark Void
Starts out as a mediocre uncharted clone with some verticality, then it starts to get sort of good but I despise the dogfighting controls and those are apparently the highlight of this game so fuck that

153

Lovely Planet
Lovely Planet
I saw a review describe Neon White as "Lovely Planet but worse and with anime stuff". I can now say that Lovely Planet is just Neon White but 300% more infuriating

154

Fucker Gamer Scum Get Stabbed
Fucker Gamer Scum Get Stabbed
What were they thinking?!

155

Inhabit
Inhabit
dropped pretty soon, just didnt enjoy solving the puzzles ig

156

Shio
Shio
Left a sour taste in my mouth, could have been good

157

Tetris & Dr. Mario
Tetris & Dr. Mario
no

158

Iron Lung
Iron Lung
worst game with lung in the title Ive played

159

How to Cope with Boredom and Loneliness
How to Cope with Boredom and Loneliness
bleh

160

The Exit 8
The Exit 8
If my adhd meds' dosage hadn't lost their effect, I might have had enough patience to endure this bullshit. Skill issue Im sure, but I just dont care

161

Another Pokémon Game
Another Pokémon Game
Not funny, didnt laugh

162

Demon Turf: Neon Splash
Demon Turf: Neon Splash
More like Demon Turd: Toilet Splash ha gottem

163

Zanki Zero: Last Beginning
Zanki Zero: Last Beginning
get fucked

164

End of Edge
End of Edge
Skill issue but fuck off

165

2 Comments


11 months ago

Found this list by accident and just wishlisted a bunch of stuff, thanks. =P

11 months ago

@CDX Glad to help


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