Spent 16 hours of playtime watching Rivet dance in the bar.
Mad? You're mad.
Mad? You're mad.
2020
Hey man this game was kind of funny...
Bunnyboy first appeared for me when I was done interacting with a drawer and it scared the shit out of me.
Honestly never figured out this dude's programming and that's the better thing out of these short horror romps.
I like how the stamina bar is explained by the character having some athletic injury (This never mattered).
I enjoyed all the various hiding spots and such (I did not use these).
Nifty little game.
I hope those triggered by the content in a horror game learn that Mario Odyssey and Raving Rabbids is available on the Switch.
Rating a rated M horror game low due to the disturbing content is the stupidest shit ever and you need to hear this relentlessly until you stop feeling the need to voice your opinions. It took Ronald so long to pose those skeletons.
Let's party!
Bunnyboy first appeared for me when I was done interacting with a drawer and it scared the shit out of me.
Honestly never figured out this dude's programming and that's the better thing out of these short horror romps.
I like how the stamina bar is explained by the character having some athletic injury (This never mattered).
I enjoyed all the various hiding spots and such (I did not use these).
Nifty little game.
I hope those triggered by the content in a horror game learn that Mario Odyssey and Raving Rabbids is available on the Switch.
Rating a rated M horror game low due to the disturbing content is the stupidest shit ever and you need to hear this relentlessly until you stop feeling the need to voice your opinions. It took Ronald so long to pose those skeletons.
Let's party!
Charles is one of the best NPCs in a horror game, probably
2015
I hate this game. I cannot play this game.
I don't like this game.
interacts with the nearest npc
"YOU CAN'T TOAST TOAST IT'S BREAD"
Okay but this is awesome.
interacts with another npc
"ERM.....THE CAKE IS A LIE!"
Wow that was a tidbit quirky.
I will (never) finish this game - sorry earthbound-inspired RPG chads
I don't like this game.
interacts with the nearest npc
"YOU CAN'T TOAST TOAST IT'S BREAD"
Okay but this is awesome.
interacts with another npc
"ERM.....THE CAKE IS A LIE!"
Wow that was a tidbit quirky.
I will (never) finish this game - sorry earthbound-inspired RPG chads
2015
The second I saw Wayne's awesome face as it melts off his skull, I pointed at my screen and shouted "That's me! Wayne is AWESOME!"
Wayne was awesome.
I can't name a single thing that happened in this game.
Wayne was awesome.
I can't name a single thing that happened in this game.
Pros:
that one map-moment
that one map-moment
2021
This review contains spoilers
THE SUN SMILES AT YOU WITH ETERNAL MALICE.
SET GOALS. HAVE A TEN YEAR PLAN. INVEST. WAKE UP EARLY. CEO MINDSET.
Finally a beautiful fucking nerve ape.
SET GOALS. HAVE A TEN YEAR PLAN. INVEST. WAKE UP EARLY. CEO MINDSET.
Finally a beautiful fucking nerve ape.
2023
Resident Evil bros are eating good
This review contains spoilers
He's gone
I can't believe it but Sonic The Hedgehog is dead.
I can't believe it but Sonic The Hedgehog is dead.
2018
Ah, I was playing this and I guess Steam actually determined this game isn't real.
I guess I'll actually review this game when i replay it and Hitman 1 but inside of Hitman 3 (?????)
I guess I'll actually review this game when i replay it and Hitman 1 but inside of Hitman 3 (?????)
2023
The rage Peppino felt during the final boss was palpable
2009
Nah man, dis game is mid.....
JOCKEY NOISES
Nah, but people who say shit like this be sounding like that!
Nah fam you just got played fr ðŸ˜
This game is EPIC! Fun with friends!
Much better than 1!
Very epic Valve, I'll be waiting for the next one!
JOCKEY NOISES
Nah, but people who say shit like this be sounding like that!
Nah fam you just got played fr ðŸ˜
This game is EPIC! Fun with friends!
Much better than 1!
Very epic Valve, I'll be waiting for the next one!
2008
This game is worse because it doesn't have Jockeys, Spitters, and Chargers (Famously the best special infected yet)
2016
Don't buy this game; apparently Hitman 2 and also hitman 3 have this game included within them (?)
2018
God of war more like Snod of Bore more like God of Snore.
I'm TROLLING!
This game was good! People that say this is a walking cinema are DUMB!!!!!
(This game was not better than GOWIII)
((GREEK > NORSE))
I was a goddamn fool and did sidequests constantly and anally penetrated the the pacing of the main quest.
I would go from high octane pacing to literally nothing happening except for Mimir saying "I have a tale - odin jumped up and down - but that's a story for another day!!!!!!"
This was my fault. I would recommend barreling through the story, personally. Instead, I spent 5 hours running through the same 7 rooms of Nippleheim.
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I'm TROLLING!
This game was good! People that say this is a walking cinema are DUMB!!!!!
(This game was not better than GOWIII)
((GREEK > NORSE))
I was a goddamn fool and did sidequests constantly and anally penetrated the the pacing of the main quest.
I would go from high octane pacing to literally nothing happening except for Mimir saying "I have a tale - odin jumped up and down - but that's a story for another day!!!!!!"
This was my fault. I would recommend barreling through the story, personally. Instead, I spent 5 hours running through the same 7 rooms of Nippleheim.
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