love and hate

or, kingdom hearts final mix ||| VS ||| shin megami tensei iv apocalypse

ten of my most praised games on the top; the complete opposite on bottom

loosely ranked

Kingdom Hearts Final Mix
Kingdom Hearts Final Mix
"omg its so stupid it doenst make a cent" ~metalgearscissorsfan61
SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle For Bikini Bottom
SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle For Bikini Bottom
the best era of spongebob + the best era for 3d platformers = revenge of the flying dutchman
Halo 3
Halo 3
PoopBalls39 delayed the countdown
Shadow of the Colossus
Shadow of the Colossus
maybe the best use of cinematic storytelling in video games. controls perfectly and conveys a very genuine sense of scale
Drakengard
Drakengard
i am caim
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3
i know reverts kinda take away from some of the original authenticity of the first two games but they make the arcade-y scoring even more addicting

also goal based thps >>> mission based thps
Ninja Gaiden
Ninja Gaiden
if you think the nes sucks, then play this game. if you still don't like it, then consider having better taste instead

megaman 2 could have just as easily been placed here but ninja gaiden barely inches it out
Super Metroid
Super Metroid
unparalleled freedom of exploration. nothing else even comes close
Wonderful Everyday: Down the Rabbit-Hole
Wonderful Everyday: Down the Rabbit-Hole
somehow manages to be heartrending, utterly repulsive, and absolutely fucking hilarious whenever it wants. a very, very, very unique experience to say the least
Persona 3
Persona 3
played this at a very vulnerable point in my life and it managed to resonate with me in pretty much every way. the mundane daily life, the social links with several people who aren't really all that interesting - even things you probably considered flaws about p3 just heightened my immersion that much more
A Hat in Time
A Hat in Time
this isn't one of the worst games i've played by any means but it frustrates me because of how fun it is to control despite the stages themselves being so boring and unencouraging towards experimentation
Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night
Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night
i think what floors me the most about this game is that there's people who vehemently defend it even though it's just a shittier mishmash of mechanics and ideas from better games fronted by the same producer
Yakuza 3
Yakuza 3
"i have to go now. my planet needs me" ~kaoru sayama
Silent Hill 4: The Room
Silent Hill 4: The Room
no you dont get it man it being annoying as fuck in every way possible complements the narrative also being completely pointless cmon its good bro
Crackdown 2
Crackdown 2
being one of the six people who really loved crackdown, i was stoked for the sequel and even picked it up at the midnight launch

then i finished it in an afternoon!
Final Fantasy VI
Final Fantasy VI
melodramatic and boring. ultros aside celes is the only halfway decent character. terra is especially snooze tier and kefka sucks balls
Dragon Quest V: Hand of the Heavenly Bride
Dragon Quest V: Hand of the Heavenly Bride
cool premise for a story squandered by the most boring combat in the world and borderline nonexistent character writing
Steins;Gate
Steins;Gate
it's big bang theory for weebs and you're wrong if you think otherwise

moreover the cast is beyond incompetent. this shit really expects me to believe that these people are smart enough to create a time machine but still dumb enough to let total strangers use it freely
Higurashi When They Cry Hou: Ch.7 Minagoroshi
Higurashi When They Cry Hou: Ch.7 Minagoroshi
all mystery authors should be forced to read this so that they know exactly how not to craft their stories
Shin Megami Tensei IV: Apocalypse
Shin Megami Tensei IV: Apocalypse
single handedly ruined atlus' reputation for me. this game is fucking puke. i'll be brief and concise as to why:

1. piss poor alignment choices
2. no consequence for death
3. smirking is broken in player favor
4. jade dagger is forced backtracking
5. demon whisper is way too exploitable
6. fusion is too lenient
7. overly linear world map
8. annoying as fuck characters

if you like this game i will make fun of you

6 Comments


spongebob movie game > battle for bikini bottom

2 years ago

no

the movie game's levels are 100x more linear and less interesting

2 years ago

she is actually in america and you can get nice little updates on her wacky adventure there!
all of these games are kino actually

2 years ago

"kefka sucks balls" you get a new follower based on that alone

2 years ago

thank you for the gold kind stranger


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