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I beat the final boss in a funny hat. Five stars.

la experiencia inicial, digamos desde que abris el juego hasta que empezas a hacer unos cuantos millones es bastante satisfactoria, es un crecimiento exponencial, pero cuando ya estas haciendo un pijollon de galletitas por segundo, tenes 500 de cada edificio y hay que esperar como 1 semana para upgradear algo por un 1% más, te estancas, y el juego se cae a pedacinhos y me dio paja seguir abriendolo.
No es que sea malo o no tenga nada para hacer ya, osea el juego tiene un sistema de bolsa de acciones que apenas toqué y otras giladas pero no son features de los que soy fanatico la verdad. en algunos aspectos me recuerda al plantas vs zombis, pero a nivel personal digo, jugue PvZ cuando salio y estaba enganchadisimo porque queria descubrir todo lo que el juego tenia para ofrecer y con cookie clicker volvi a sentir lo mismo en algunos momentos, supongo que en su epoca habrá sido una especie de fenomeno en internet o algo asi, seguro que si los pibitos de ahora no estuvieran tan ocupados siendo adoctrinados en tiktok para transformar su cuerpo entero en tokens no fungibles estarian jugando cooky clicer, entienden lo que digo? me explico???

Another slam dunk for the "Kill The Past" series. The gameplay was odd, and the walking isn't exactly exhilarating, but everything comes together in this really great package that serves as the sequel to The Silver Case.

I really enjoyed the themes of this game. What is paradise? Is being too kind a bad thing? Why do we procrastinate tasks even when they are so important? Is kindness even real or is it just a way to avoid our own problems?

Sumio Mondo is probably my favorite character in the series thus far. I really enjoyed his character and the changes he goes through. Everyone around him represents how he feels about himself. I love how everyone goes from praising him and revering his kindness, only to admit that they take advantage of him and find his stupid later on.

Sure, the gameplay could've been a bit more fleshed out. But the overall package here is definitely worth a playthrough for Suda fans. Hard to determine which I like more: This, or Silver case. But I do know that I don't regret playing this fantastic entry in the Silver Case trilogy.

Continuing my look into the "Kill The Past" series, I have finished what many consider to be Suda51's masterpiece: Killer7. This game was phenomenal. I truly have never played a game like it before.

To call it "arthouse" is a bit of an understatement. I loved how much of this game's story is left up to interpretation for the player. Every character is very interesting and pretty well voice acted as well. The story was told well enough to where I got the gist and a good look at some deeper elements on my own, but left enough to be research and discovered online as well.

Suda always knocks it out of the park with story, but the gameplay here was really engaging and fun as hell. Yes, the controls do take a bit to get used to in the beginning. But once you get a grasp of how to play, it becomes so damn fun. The shooting feels great (tho sometimes accuracy can be a bit troublesome), puzzles are fun to figure out and complete without being too obtuse, and there is a huge amount of enemy variety. I did feel that enemy placement could be a bit unfair at times (particularly after you exit certain Harman Rooms), but it didn't happen enough for me to be too annoyed.

This is a surreal masterpiece of video games. Suda51 outdid himself here in just about every way possible. This was another fantastic entry in his "Kill The Past" series that I am so happy I played.

Played as a part of Silver Case 2425 on Switch. This is my very first experience with a Suda51 game outside of the No More Heroes series (thanks to TSA and NMH3 for getting me into this game). I loved a lot about this visual novel. The writing style and presentation is absolutely fantastic. The opening chapter does sort of trick the player into thinking there will be more interaction than there really is, but I didn't mind that.

The game is split into two different perspectives. I love how the Protagonist story is presented in a more avant-garde style, while the Placebo side gives more context to what you experience as the Protagonist. The characters are all exceptional; in particular Kusabi, Tokio, Sumio, Erica, and the bartender. Everything here just makes The Silver Case one of the most unique VNs you could ever play.

I do wish there was just a tiny bit more interactivity in this. It could've used a few more puzzles or maybe a questioning mechanic (you are playing as a cop and an investigative journalist after all). But I don't have many complaints other than that. This was an absolutely crazy experience that has further solidified that I am now a Suda51 fanboy.

Kill the past.

did not get a headache ONCE. I'm just built different

Tales of loss and fire and faith ;-;

So, my original review of LoL said “how do I recover from the effects of a match of this shit can anyone help”. Those are my basic thoughts on this game. This is my full review.




This game is godawful through and through, but not completely godawful with nothing going for it. There are some positives. By saying there are some positives, I mean there is only one. The art is great. The character designs are completely unique, even if a lot of their concepts are taken from DOTA, the UI design is solid and the aesthetics are decent. I genuinely feel sorry for the artists who wasted their great art on a shit game like this. ARAM is cool too I guess. That’s it. Now in negatives, HOO BOY.

== THE GAMEPLAY ==
First we are going to be talking about the gameplay. The fucking gameplay in this game is the most newcomer unfriendly out of anything. It also takes a lot of elements from Defense of the Ancients (DOTA), including the fucking map. I have played the tutorials. I have played against bots easily. But none of that prepared me for a single PVP match. There are tons of things the tutorial doesn’t tell you. For example, you get XP from minions, even if you aren’t the one who killed them. And much, much more. Because the game doesn’t tell you these things, you get flamed by your teammates left right and center for being new to the game, getting called f-slurs, n-words, slurs you don’t even know exist right now. Now sure, you can mute your teammates, but this game is based around teamwork so you have to be communicative. Speaking of…

== THE COMMUNITY ==
Hoo fucking boy, in no other game would I talk about the community when criticising a game. R6 has a pretty toxic community and I gave that game 8/10. Overwatch has a much more toxic community than R6, but I gave that game 6/10 for the balancing alone. You get the idea. If I were to describe the LoL community, it would be “you take the worst parts of the r6, cs:go, overwatch and dota communities and shove them together into one toxic community and amplify the toxicity by 1 billion. Like I said in the “The Gameplay” section, you get flamed by your teammates and get called every slur imaginable, get told to get cancer, and told to be reported. You can get 3 pentas and no one would say anything, but you can get hit and get told to be reported and get cancer. That alone is enough to warrant a 1/10. How the fuck are Reddit gamers not taking out all their frustration on LOL players but rather Fortnite players who did nothing to them. But alas, we’re not done yet.



== THE MICROTRANSACTIONS ==

People say the microtransactions in Valorant are bad, which I agree with, but the microtransactions in this game are just as bad, if not worse. You literally only start with 11 out of 157 (as of the time of writing) champions. You either have to grind or pay actual money for them. Do I need to explain why this is bad? Now sure, I gave R6 a fairly high rating and you only start with the Recruit, but fookin hell, they took the base game off the PS Store and reduced the price of the Deluxe Edition for a reason. They are also locking achievements for certain champions (Eternals) behind a paywall. That alone is enough to say “fuck this game”. But wait, there’s more.


= THE LORE AND WORLD ==

Ok, so the lore does sound pretty interesting on paper, but they’re generic when you really think about it. I actually spent time researching the lore in this game for this section. Vex’s backstory is just “character can’t fit in” cliche. Mordekaiser’s backstory is just the typical “character can’t be killed” backstory. Didn’t even bother with a lot of the other parts of lore because of how bored I was reading it. But yeah, you get the point, LOLore is lame. But one thing I will admit is that it is pretty cool when another champion is bought up in a champion’s backstory. Makes for some pretty interesting interactions.

== FINAL VERDICT ==


You get the whole point of this review. League is a terrible game that suffers from a lot of bad things. The gameplay is boring and unfriendly to newcomers, also the map and a lot of other things rip off DOTA. The community is so bad that I actually had to factor it into my rating. The microtransactions are awful. The lore is boring. There are a few other minor things I’d like to say here, including leavers penalties. You could get flamed to the point of depression multiple times but you can’t leave a match without getting penalized. But I don’t care, because fuck this fucking game and the people on it. Touch grass you fuckers. How is this game getting a Netflix series when there are multiplayer games with a much more interesting world like Apex Legends (which, in return is set in the Titanfall universe), R6 Siege (that one trailer made me bring it up here) and even its competitor DOTA.




Fuck this game, 1/10, worst online only multiplayer game.

Master.
I shit my pants.
I shit my pants really bad.
Stinky.
In the name of Harman...

this game has the vibe of an adult swim show I'd watch half asleep as a kid, only for it to incessantly live in my unconscious memory for years to come.

If all games were like Killer7, video games would be horrible.

With exception of maybe 2 or 3 bosses I think I could stick a whole wiimote in my ass.