a game intentionally, and succeding massively, to attempt to recreate the slow, ominous atmosphere of alien, years later seen by gamers as not being as cool as the more fast paced sequels, fucking bleak

these games arent good

i like donkey kong

why is every game this game now. why. i know why. please. i hate everything. good game tho.

oh hey looks like you cant go less than half a star

The best worst game ever made. people often say to take out the main story, but slacking off is only fun when theres something important youre supposed to be doing.

wow, this game is so boring.

best game. ever made. i bleed tetris blocks. i lost my virginity to this game.

a bit convoluted

pretty good, a little uneven.

a little clunky nowadays but well worth observing

Not enough meat on its bones, but very fun.

this game raised me.

rip and tear, in a very orderly manner

nice and methodical