Minecraft is beautiful and wonderful and filled with so much stuff, and if I'm honest every time I play I'll hollow out the side of a hill, stick a door on, and then think 'shit, that's the game complete now'

The thing about GLaDOS, right, is that she's your mum

As maligned as the phrase 'the cake is a lie' became, and in spite of it becoming largely a fossil in [current year], I can't begin to explain the feeling of first finding that phrase scrawled on the wall behind a loose panel in one of the chambers. 'Someone else has been here?!'

Perfect little game, and perfect example of why you shouldn't join a 'fandom'! The version of me just before playing this, and the version of me just afterwards are fundamentally different people. And what a soundtrack!

For a game with one thousand playable characters, you'd think I'd be able to pick one I actually want to main. Alas! Alack!

It's both incredibly fun and absolutely shite! Your intro sucks, Todd, I know it's a meme but I don't care

2018

The sheer level of care put into each and every line of dialogue, each and every character design, each facet of the combat, the gameplay loop, the accessibility... it's astonishing that games can be this good

What an atmosphere. What depth! What precision! Wish bugs were real

Poor imitation of Super Mario 64: DS

Gotta applaud the accessibility in this one, because I wasn't quite good enough to finish it otherwise! It's such creative platforming and I'm really glad I got to see it all.