Games I Will Force Hilda To Play
Everything but the first 43 games are very very bad and potentially offensive, but hildas must endure
269 Games
Finished august 29th:
Well hildas if youre reading this it was an honor and a pleasure to show you one of my favorite things in the world and i hope you had a good time. It was a very memorable experience and i had a blast reliving the game.
Well hildas if youre reading this it was an honor and a pleasure to show you one of my favorite things in the world and i hope you had a good time. It was a very memorable experience and i had a blast reliving the game.
I have an excellent on Jitterbug on hard, my only claim to fame
Played on April 7th: hilda got so overwhelmed after 3 songs that she just gave up and watched me play
Played on April 7th: hilda got so overwhelmed after 3 songs that she just gave up and watched me play
Played november 30th
Failed quota. Sucked so hard. Skipped tutorial. Walteer
Failed quota. Sucked so hard. Skipped tutorial. Walteer
played at some point in april
mario hack and hilda didnt let me see any of the images and she sucked really bad and played it.relly bad. iuuuuughhhhh
mario hack and hilda didnt let me see any of the images and she sucked really bad and played it.relly bad. iuuuuughhhhh
Played may 28th:
It was a bit boring to watch because it was pretty much just doom inside a house with some weird things occasionally. I thought it might be creepier, but i dont much sbout doom so i cant attest to it really.
It was a bit boring to watch because it was pretty much just doom inside a house with some weird things occasionally. I thought it might be creepier, but i dont much sbout doom so i cant attest to it really.
Better
Played june 5th:
Game has an unpleasant feeling but i am glad everyone made up and was happy forever.
Played june 5th:
Game has an unpleasant feeling but i am glad everyone made up and was happy forever.
I don't know what this is
Played April 12:
I still don't know what this is
Played April 12:
I still don't know what this is
Played august 4th:
FUCK YOU JORDAN HANGTIME.
FUCK YOU JORDAN HANGTIME.
Played june 6th:
I hate amnesia and i hate their games and i hate reading 500 notes and i hate world war 1 and i hate the french and i hate that gay glasses dude that died in a gay fashion and i hate finding keys and i hate the gun you only use to shoot barrels and doors and i hate that awful awful awful wet shit of an ending that i stayed up to watch but i do like world whirls guy.
I hate amnesia and i hate their games and i hate reading 500 notes and i hate world war 1 and i hate the french and i hate that gay glasses dude that died in a gay fashion and i hate finding keys and i hate the gun you only use to shoot barrels and doors and i hate that awful awful awful wet shit of an ending that i stayed up to watch but i do like world whirls guy.
Saving this one is a punishment.
Played at a date
orbos dream.... shot straight like an arrow, across lava and cliffs and offices..... peeb....
orbos dream.... shot straight like an arrow, across lava and cliffs and offices..... peeb....
you didnt play this.
played dec 8th
flight 747, ready and waiting for takeoff. Oh just kidding i cant have gay DEMON sex with my clothes on. Worst experience of my life, me and my hot pants are out.
flight 747, ready and waiting for takeoff. Oh just kidding i cant have gay DEMON sex with my clothes on. Worst experience of my life, me and my hot pants are out.
Played august 8th:
My poor demented woman and her festering aerola disease suffers a grand mal seizure with every orgasm... SAD.
My poor demented woman and her festering aerola disease suffers a grand mal seizure with every orgasm... SAD.
Played April 26th:
AHHHHHH PUI PUI PUI PUI PUI AAAAAAAAHHH MOL!CAR!MOL!CAR!MOL!CAR! Mario party who? This is all anyone should know, put a hat on that molcar and watch it go...
AHHHHHH PUI PUI PUI PUI PUI AAAAAAAAHHH MOL!CAR!MOL!CAR!MOL!CAR! Mario party who? This is all anyone should know, put a hat on that molcar and watch it go...
Played july 25th:
This was like a strange bugsnax esque game but the implied religious symbolism was strange
This was like a strange bugsnax esque game but the implied religious symbolism was strange
April 24 2024
Reminds me of hypnospace, very darling passion project
Reminds me of hypnospace, very darling passion project
Played october 29th:
Thought it would be a stinker till mr hyde became sexified. Tearing up the streets of london and kicking children, just as i remember. Werk your gay ass down the halls on your quest for salt, kill those senile old men. Youre a star and everyone knows it. 50? Unmarried? In the 1800s? You wanted utterson ass and we all know it. Dont repress it. Youre all invited to my coming out banquet. Thank you.
Thought it would be a stinker till mr hyde became sexified. Tearing up the streets of london and kicking children, just as i remember. Werk your gay ass down the halls on your quest for salt, kill those senile old men. Youre a star and everyone knows it. 50? Unmarried? In the 1800s? You wanted utterson ass and we all know it. Dont repress it. Youre all invited to my coming out banquet. Thank you.
Played june 1st:
I was looking forward to it but nothing really makes any sense and the hook feels like it doesnt exist. The dialogue feels stilted and offputting and none of the jokes landed. There is no horror or sense of anticipation. I have never ever ever gotten bored with a game but i got too restless to even continue watching. Really, really weird execution.
I was looking forward to it but nothing really makes any sense and the hook feels like it doesnt exist. The dialogue feels stilted and offputting and none of the jokes landed. There is no horror or sense of anticipation. I have never ever ever gotten bored with a game but i got too restless to even continue watching. Really, really weird execution.
Played june 8th:
I was playing a game and listening to her play... hearing about sexist ghosts haunting frat women was more entertaining than anything i would of witnessed
I was playing a game and listening to her play... hearing about sexist ghosts haunting frat women was more entertaining than anything i would of witnessed
Played september 1st:
That horror was sorted. Battleship time!
That horror was sorted. Battleship time!
Played october 7th:
!! LIVE P REACTION !!
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Ohhh my god he got turned into a snowcone. Ohhh my god.
!! LIVE P REACTION !!
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Ohhh my god he got turned into a snowcone. Ohhh my god.
Played december 1st
so sloppy and empty. hated this, dont lead me on with an image of a cow.
so sloppy and empty. hated this, dont lead me on with an image of a cow.
Feb 2024
Hilda (depressed): if i played russian roulette i wouldnt be scared
Hilda (depressed): if i played russian roulette i wouldnt be scared
April 11 2024
Omg guys i just read the wikipedia page for bpd and i think i have an idea thatll finally make this undertale mario & luigi doki doki creepypastas club thing happen
Omg guys i just read the wikipedia page for bpd and i think i have an idea thatll finally make this undertale mario & luigi doki doki creepypastas club thing happen
Played august 12:
If the protagonist was anything but mario this would be an average rpgmaker game but watching my friend mario break his back in a fall down a pit and choke on his own blood left me speechless. There is nothing in this game that pertains to mario outside of his appearance. Why would you want to hurt mario? He is so nice and can jump really high and has 3 lives and love for everyone and you hurt him? A lot? Concerned.
If the protagonist was anything but mario this would be an average rpgmaker game but watching my friend mario break his back in a fall down a pit and choke on his own blood left me speechless. There is nothing in this game that pertains to mario outside of his appearance. Why would you want to hurt mario? He is so nice and can jump really high and has 3 lives and love for everyone and you hurt him? A lot? Concerned.
Dec 27th
REDDIT, AITA? i (24) was driving along, in my chungus climplets RV when i decided to stop at a diner. I went in, greeted the waitress (tipped her 50%) and then remembered: i always pees bwfore i ate! So i (24) went to the batgroom. Now, i looked at the sink twice and it distracted me so bad i forgot to close the dungus door! But i already had my pants down, and the disfunction of the sink and the door caused me to just let my urine loose all over the floor. Now, i tipped 50%, so Reddit, aita for pissing on the floor? By the way i LOVE jackspectic eye and i cant women (except sister)
REDDIT, AITA? i (24) was driving along, in my chungus climplets RV when i decided to stop at a diner. I went in, greeted the waitress (tipped her 50%) and then remembered: i always pees bwfore i ate! So i (24) went to the batgroom. Now, i looked at the sink twice and it distracted me so bad i forgot to close the dungus door! But i already had my pants down, and the disfunction of the sink and the door caused me to just let my urine loose all over the floor. Now, i tipped 50%, so Reddit, aita for pissing on the floor? By the way i LOVE jackspectic eye and i cant women (except sister)
Found on switch store. Looks incomprehensible.
Played April 4th:
This game appears to be overly "girly" and cute but then the main character has skimpy anime clothes and breast physics. It's a bit sad cause it could of been something.
Played April 4th:
This game appears to be overly "girly" and cute but then the main character has skimpy anime clothes and breast physics. It's a bit sad cause it could of been something.
Played April 2nd: hilda couldn't figure out tetris for babies and got impatient. Shame...
Feb 11th 2024
My BROTHER.... my jeffrey flesh and dahmer blood.... you spared .me.......
My BROTHER.... my jeffrey flesh and dahmer blood.... you spared .me.......
Pickle chu
November 30th
I dont know if this was the one but hamtaro did a lot and spoke a lot and played dress up
This is 200th game for 200 hams
I dont know if this was the one but hamtaro did a lot and spoke a lot and played dress up
This is 200th game for 200 hams
Played august 7th:
I painted and hello kitty was busy rescueing. Werked her tail off in several different fits. Stopped bombs and missiles, violence and terror. All with that golden hammer.
I painted and hello kitty was busy rescueing. Werked her tail off in several different fits. Stopped bombs and missiles, violence and terror. All with that golden hammer.
Jan 12th 2024
Sad game mostly pertaining to the death of a family member. Hilda can not read
Sad game mostly pertaining to the death of a family member. Hilda can not read
The trial is trying to get this piece of shit to download
Febuary something 2024
Cunt I Am hildas best friend do NOT play games. Alone in the Dark? What the fuck is this? Any hildabro would KNOW that she loves quiche and would KNOW that her favorite game is pokemon. Get your pink out of my stink
Cunt I Am hildas best friend do NOT play games. Alone in the Dark? What the fuck is this? Any hildabro would KNOW that she loves quiche and would KNOW that her favorite game is pokemon. Get your pink out of my stink
I played this as a child and loved it.. should of been a red herring, with the squirting mechanic and all
Played match 26th: the game froze and she lost all her progress. NOOO.... she hated the squirtibg part she can't handle it. But oh, i can.
Played match 26th: the game froze and she lost all her progress. NOOO.... she hated the squirtibg part she can't handle it. But oh, i can.
At my local grocery store there is a place where you could dump off children, and my mom left me there a few times while she was running errands. They had a ps2 with this and the Robots (movie) game and I played them frequently. I remember being mystified with stuarts skateboard.
Played March 27th: hildas mind is so fucked
Played March 27th: hildas mind is so fucked
Jan 10th
Really cool. Really scary. Really egg-like and really colors.
Really cool. Really scary. Really egg-like and really colors.
we need to make a hilda world
Feb 8th
GOD. WHERE. IS THE. CHUPICABRA. WHERES THE SPY ISLAND. WHERE IS IT, WHERE DID YOU HIDE HER. WHERES THE PUPPY OUTFIT, THE DRACULAS. IVE BEEN MOVING FORWSRD AND YOUVE BEEN MOVING BACK
Feb 8th
GOD. WHERE. IS THE. CHUPICABRA. WHERES THE SPY ISLAND. WHERE IS IT, WHERE DID YOU HIDE HER. WHERES THE PUPPY OUTFIT, THE DRACULAS. IVE BEEN MOVING FORWSRD AND YOUVE BEEN MOVING BACK
Oh my god i hope i pass boob school
(She dropped out! what a fool! forgot this was here too, now its twice.)
(She dropped out! what a fool! forgot this was here too, now its twice.)
Dec 8th:
She was right! It wasnt funny! Why didnt we listen to her... i gotta shake my hips out of here! Waiter! Check please!
She was right! It wasnt funny! Why didnt we listen to her... i gotta shake my hips out of here! Waiter! Check please!
'Played' on september 23rd
how am i supposed to develop a personality when my abusive girlfriend is SUCH a silly little goose????!??!? trip and grace with a twist
how am i supposed to develop a personality when my abusive girlfriend is SUCH a silly little goose????!??!? trip and grace with a twist
December 28th
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postar. uh oh. freeky....
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im so excited to get out of this hallway! by goodness, im almost there!
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oh... my word. i wish there was a beautiful closet woman to comfort me. but that would never happen.
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oh... my word. i wish there was a beautiful closet woman to comfort me. but that would never happen.
Played may 7th: soo evil.. oh my god... so wicked, and twisted... i really just did not know when it would end, the blood and muck and sadness and ect.
Played may 4th:
Strange little game where you open a door and turn on some lights.
Strange little game where you open a door and turn on some lights.
Played october 7th
lasanga maria called me the f word! But i was asleep. Shit garbage. Nick, KILL yourself NOW!
lasanga maria called me the f word! But i was asleep. Shit garbage. Nick, KILL yourself NOW!
Played may 30th:
Was not expecting multiple jokes at the mentally disabled's expense and a small person companion that you punt into basketball hoops and use as a weapon. I hate ash.
Was not expecting multiple jokes at the mentally disabled's expense and a small person companion that you punt into basketball hoops and use as a weapon. I hate ash.
October 18th:
They had the gall to wrangle together a game that couldnt even take itself seriously for half a second with zero atmosphere and no redeeming qualities and even still they had the audacity to make a joke of the Andes rugby team mountain crash. Also, werewolves? Wolves? No... just generic gmod creatures... absolute puke.
A man cut off his arm- dramatic action. Zero gravity. Also, he would die. From shock. I wish he did.
They had the gall to wrangle together a game that couldnt even take itself seriously for half a second with zero atmosphere and no redeeming qualities and even still they had the audacity to make a joke of the Andes rugby team mountain crash. Also, werewolves? Wolves? No... just generic gmod creatures... absolute puke.
A man cut off his arm- dramatic action. Zero gravity. Also, he would die. From shock. I wish he did.
Feb 10th 2024
RIP DOWN ALL THE PAINTINGS. HURRY. SEXUAL CONTENT WARNING. WET USELESS WOMEN WAITING FOR YOU!
RIP DOWN ALL THE PAINTINGS. HURRY. SEXUAL CONTENT WARNING. WET USELESS WOMEN WAITING FOR YOU!
Played may 18th:
I hate this
I hate this
Played April 25th:
Frustrating and stupid boooooo booo....
white! White white white.....
Frustrating and stupid boooooo booo....
white! White white white.....
This is the right game. My apologies.
Played may 24th:
Still not sure this is the right game but that could be because there was some kind of weird curse on the game where dialogue would loop and the screen looked doubled. Barbie was a horse and ran into an invisible wall making the race impossible to finish. Hi barbie.....
Played may 24th:
Still not sure this is the right game but that could be because there was some kind of weird curse on the game where dialogue would loop and the screen looked doubled. Barbie was a horse and ran into an invisible wall making the race impossible to finish. Hi barbie.....
Played dec 11th
oh my god he was so speedy he was so fucking speedy have you ever seen anything so fucking speedy? I dont think so
oh my god he was so speedy he was so fucking speedy have you ever seen anything so fucking speedy? I dont think so
played on April 22:
this is the worst and it should not exist
this is the worst and it should not exist
Jan 7th 2024
that guys arm is soo funny aha theres a frog ahha zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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ah aha hey wheres the game
that guys arm is soo funny aha theres a frog ahha zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Played june 7th:
I was painting. There was a cargo bay and a man and a friend and the friend kept dying and oh my godness... got thing'd. No puppy! Sad!
I was painting. There was a cargo bay and a man and a friend and the friend kept dying and oh my godness... got thing'd. No puppy! Sad!
Played dec 9th
gooby gooby boy is santas little helper. He helps everyone and is very careful. He brings water to everyone and everyone smiles and says thanks gooby gooby boy. You did so good and we all love you. many sanatas presents to you
gooby gooby boy is santas little helper. He helps everyone and is very careful. He brings water to everyone and everyone smiles and says thanks gooby gooby boy. You did so good and we all love you. many sanatas presents to you
Played April 28th
Puppet combo Is a hack and makes the most unfun games imaginable
Puppet combo Is a hack and makes the most unfun games imaginable
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TaleSpin for the Genesis, Wrath of the Black Manta, Mr. Bones.
@BEAUTIFULBRUTE wtf CURS.... I'm unfollowing till we get an indepth, 13 paragraph critical analysis of Barbie secret agent :P added!
@Weatherby added! Though Mr Bones is a masterpiece that doesn't deserve to be put on here next to dramatical murder
@Weatherby added! Though Mr Bones is a masterpiece that doesn't deserve to be put on here next to dramatical murder
My hair is going to go grey by 30
Sorry but I think Mr. Bones is one of the worst games I've played on the Saturn. Although it is very conceptually Interesting.
W... what's wrong with grey hair by 30...? : (
W... what's wrong with grey hair by 30...? : (
I don't know how to feel about knowing somebody else is being forced to play dramatical murder like i am later this year
@Weatherby Grey hair is fuckin awesome but the stress I will be put under to get it by 30 is less awesome
@appreciations I'm so sorry to hear that we can form a comradery in losing our dignity
@Hilda: Solidarity in whatever madness that game is going to be, lmao. Godspeed.
+ Cat Go! ultimate challenge
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Ghost Master >:)
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Ghost Master >:)
@appreciations dmmd is my nuke, the bad game to end all games. Admittedly I did play this as an child who probably shouldn't of been looking at this stuff. I'm not sure either of us can survive playing this one.
@CURS NOOO barbie... how could you...? One sliding block puzzle is way more bearable than 50, however.
@Weatherby why are there so many talespins, I just assumed they were all the same game lmao. Also you're probably right about Mr Bones but I respect what they were going for.
@CURS NOOO barbie... how could you...? One sliding block puzzle is way more bearable than 50, however.
@Weatherby why are there so many talespins, I just assumed they were all the same game lmao. Also you're probably right about Mr Bones but I respect what they were going for.
oh & of course Spice World but it's good i promise.................
@hilda nothing can possibly be worse than the devil in me, even reading about aoba's hair nerves
@BEAUTIFULBRUTE cat go sounds promising (:< thank you !
@BEAUTIFULBRUTE cat go sounds promising (:< thank you !
Oh my god what is spice world. How have i not heard of this...we have to play this immediately.
that's the right cat go!
we'll all have matching spice world pfps by the end of this
we'll all have matching spice world pfps by the end of this
Oh my god that's where your pfp is from... it's all coming together. If I wasnt so attached to this leaf cat id match with you in a heartbeat
@moschidae I'm still not playing alvin and the chipmunks
No dmmd? No alvin and the chipmunks: chipwrecked for the Nintendo wii and xbox 360? And I called you my friend....
dmmd will come later...
Who the fuck is Hilda and why would you force her ti olay It's My Birthday on the Wii 😭
@PeterGabriel hilda is my friend and trust me its my birthday is the least offendable thing on this list lol. Theres quite a bit of competition for title of the worst game when youre sandwiched between mr beans wacky world and the creepy syndrome
Weatherby
1 year ago