play these games you dumb bitch (me, to myself)

i made this before i found out about the wishlist function now im in too deep

Gregory Horror Show
Gregory Horror Show
i'd make mince meat out of that [beat] mouse if i wasnt so bad at puzzles, love the visual style and presentation tho, very charming game
Paratopic
Paratopic
"we're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine – and the machine is bleeding to death"-looking ass game, great tone piece, nightmare vibes
Loom
Loom
El Paso, Elsewhere
El Paso, Elsewhere
Adios
Adios
very sad little game with some great performances, yeah sure dude just fuck me right up
Hardland
Hardland
"we closed our eyes and wrote everything down, thats when we realized they werent just dreams"

the opening screen of hardland prompts an active participation on the players part in understanding its world and narrative, emphasizing that it has no quest markers or active quest logs to guide you in any way, asking you to pour over every interaction, journal note and item description, every little nook and cranny that could hold the key to understanding the greater whole at the heart of this surreal fantasy world. holding itself as some kind of heavy puzzle adventure, should you have the dedication, which like, hell yeah sign me up!

so, fully bought into that pitch and down to clown, i went in with a physical notebook in hand and excavated every weird dream and location in the opening hours of the game with a fine tooth comb. but honestly, despite the opening disclaimers, the game doesnt seem that intense on that sort of thing like, at all? maybe im too early in the game to like, appreciate the scope of it all or something, but it seems more the kind of game where you run around as a weird little guy with a sword and hit mobs of little monsters with it, idk i kinda bounced off it after that. i plan to go back eventually with adjusted expectations, but man, kinda a bummer, to me, personally, imo,,,

but anyways, check out Scott Benson's Top 10 Games of 2019 on Giant Bomb to read about the appropriate way to appreciate this weird little game in the way that it actually is
Death Trash
Death Trash
Haunted PS1 Demo Disc 2020
Haunted PS1 Demo Disc 2020
Cruelty Squad
Cruelty Squad
Live A Live
Live A Live
Dread Delusion
Dread Delusion
Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War
Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War
X-COM: UFO Defense
X-COM: UFO Defense
Umineko no Naku Koro ni
Umineko no Naku Koro ni
Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together
Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together
Dujanah
Dujanah
Hylics 2
Hylics 2
Post Void
Post Void
We Know the Devil
We Know the Devil
World of Horror
World of Horror
Hypnospace Outlaw
Hypnospace Outlaw
Where the Water Tastes Like Wine
Where the Water Tastes Like Wine
Shadowrun: Dragonfall - Director's Cut
Shadowrun: Dragonfall - Director's Cut
BattleTech
BattleTech
Heaven Will Be Mine
Heaven Will Be Mine
Final Fantasy Tactics
Final Fantasy Tactics
Anatomy
Anatomy
The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
Extreme Meatpunks Forever
Extreme Meatpunks Forever
Diaries of a Spaceport Janitor
Diaries of a Spaceport Janitor
Signs of the Sojourner
Signs of the Sojourner
Kentucky Route Zero
Kentucky Route Zero
Outer Wilds: Echoes of the Eye
Outer Wilds: Echoes of the Eye
knew i was in for something special when i looked Up for the first time, incredible expansion
Disco Elysium
Disco Elysium
Pathologic 2
Pathologic 2
Umurangi Generation
Umurangi Generation

4 Comments


2 years ago

hey you should play these games you dumb bitch

2 years ago

unfortunately that idea's currently on indefinite hiatus, please refer to my other list for details:
https://www.backloggd.com/u/brambledirt/list/what-a-dumb-bitch-is-playing-instead-of-those-other-games/

1 month ago

You made this list many years ago. So I am obliged to ask: have you played any of these games?

1 month ago

thats a fair question lol. i just went down this list and did a tally. i played 20 of them, and out of those 20, i finished like, 11


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