play these games you dumb bitch (me, to myself)

i made this before i found out about the wishlist function now im in too deep

The Forgotten City
The Forgotten City
Gungrave G.O.R.E
Gungrave G.O.R.E
Star Dynasties
Star Dynasties
The Banner Saga Trilogy
The Banner Saga Trilogy
A Total War Saga: Troy
A Total War Saga: Troy
Kenshi
Kenshi
Scarlet Hollow
Scarlet Hollow
Slay the Princess
Slay the Princess
The Convenience Store
The Convenience Store
Chrono Trigger
Chrono Trigger
Godzilla: Save the Earth
Godzilla: Save the Earth
i played this as a kid and for some reason was really sad i couldn't play as Ebirah?
Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee
Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee
New Pokémon Snap
New Pokémon Snap
Black Mesa
Black Mesa
Kingdom Hearts
Kingdom Hearts
Sam & Max Hit the Road
Sam & Max Hit the Road
Hitman 3
Hitman 3
Hitman 2
Hitman 2
i have trouble forcing my brain past the mental hurdle of "no, do it all perfectly the first time!" to fully appreciate the hitman series as a thing i can play unfortunately, but one day...
Crash Team Racing
Crash Team Racing
Clock Tower 3
Clock Tower 3
Clock Tower
Clock Tower
Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem
Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem
Binary Domain
Binary Domain
Tomorrow Won't Come For Those Without
Tomorrow Won't Come For Those Without
Chasing Static
Chasing Static
Steel Battalion
Steel Battalion
anyone have a several hundred dollars i can borrow to buy the controller for this game
Sonic Adventure DX: Director's Cut
Sonic Adventure DX: Director's Cut
Rock of Ages
Rock of Ages
Gingiva
Gingiva
The Wonderful 101
The Wonderful 101
Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator
Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator
Indivisible
Indivisible
Zero Escape: Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors
Zero Escape: Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors
Sunless Skies
Sunless Skies
Momodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight
Momodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight
Mundaun
Mundaun
Demon's Tilt
Demon's Tilt
Kerbal Space Program
Kerbal Space Program
Frontier Diver: Aquatic Research Simulator
Frontier Diver: Aquatic Research Simulator
Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege
Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege
Blue Reflection: Second Light
Blue Reflection: Second Light
Resident Evil Outbreak
Resident Evil Outbreak
Ikaruga
Ikaruga
I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
D2
D2
Detention
Detention
Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth
Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth
Exo One
Exo One
Eastern Mind: The Lost Souls of Tong Nou
Eastern Mind: The Lost Souls of Tong Nou
Visage
Visage
Caves of Qud
Caves of Qud
Disaster Report 4: Summer Memories
Disaster Report 4: Summer Memories
Power Rangers: Battle for the Grid
Power Rangers: Battle for the Grid
surprisingly really well executed? like dang, this game rules, if youre hankering for a good 3v3 fighting game this one aint a bad choice
Touhou Fuumaroku: The Story of Eastern Wonderland
Touhou Fuumaroku: The Story of Eastern Wonderland
thats more like it, this game fucking rips

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update: game's pretty alright, but the part of me that desires to push through difficult games for the hell of it has been excised out of me, so i kinda cheesed my way through the final boss and the secret ultra hard level for sickos, neat game
Touhou Rei'iden: The Highly Responsive to Prayers
Touhou Rei'iden: The Highly Responsive to Prayers
always been interested in trying out the touhou series, but never got around to it, until i found a convenient way to play them all, so like, why the hell not?

besides that ronald mcdonald song from that one youtube video from like 2006 was really good, maybe thats in this game too.

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it was not, this game isn't even a bullet hell?? which was interesting to find out, a weird breakout style game, kinda fun, might go back to it in the future.

hella bad flashing lights tho when you use the special bomb item, so like, extreme epilepsy warning
Disc Creatures
Disc Creatures
Hotel Dusk: Room 215
Hotel Dusk: Room 215
duplicate Trace Memory
duplicate Trace Memory
Pokémon Colosseum
Pokémon Colosseum
Tower of Heaven
Tower of Heaven
Gunple: Gunman's Proof
Gunple: Gunman's Proof
Ribbit King
Ribbit King
Don't Wake the Night
Don't Wake the Night
Lucah: Born of a Dream
Lucah: Born of a Dream
Firewatch
Firewatch
Mystery Dungeon: Shiren the Wanderer
Mystery Dungeon: Shiren the Wanderer
Dear Esther
Dear Esther
Ecosystem
Ecosystem
Loop Hero
Loop Hero
Patapon
Patapon
It's Winter
It's Winter
Cellular Harvest
Cellular Harvest
Halo 2
Halo 2
played through this with a friend online via the master chief collection on steam and lol, this game sure does not like being played huh?

had weird crashes several times a session with no obvious fixes as we tried to drag this game kicking and screaming through a disjointed and fractured campaign who's scripting always seemed like it was on the verge of just falling apart completely? like whats up with those wait times between enemy waves, it always took -just- long enough for you to think something in the game broke before finally loading in more dudes for you to shoot.

luckily when there are dudes to shoot and cars to drive and stuff it feels like, yaknow, good, so whatever, no big deal that the whole thing kind of feels like its held together by duct tape.

arbiters cool tho
Chromehounds
Chromehounds
Remnant: From the Ashes
Remnant: From the Ashes
The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky
The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky
Get in the Car, Loser!
Get in the Car, Loser!
Perfect Vermin
Perfect Vermin
Metal Gear Acid
Metal Gear Acid
Flesh, Blood, & Concrete
Flesh, Blood, & Concrete
Persona 2: Innocent Sin
Persona 2: Innocent Sin
Bayonetta 2
Bayonetta 2
Bayonetta
Bayonetta
Maneater
Maneater
Road 96
Road 96
Survival Kids
Survival Kids
Them's Fightin' Herds
Them's Fightin' Herds
Death Stranding
Death Stranding
i tried this during release but i didn't get very far, i remember being annoyed i could use the mp3 player while trekking, but i like the vibe it gave the delivery stations to just chill out and put on Pop Virus by Gen Hoshino, take a shower and then chug 6 monster energy drinks in a row before checking my in-game emails. so i appreicate it on that level i guess? idk, i'd like to play it again one day, seems real interesting, mechanically
God Hand
God Hand
What Remains of Edith Finch
What Remains of Edith Finch
Lethal League Blaze
Lethal League Blaze
Yedoma Globula
Yedoma Globula
Space Funeral
Space Funeral
Superbrothers: Sword & Sworcery EP
Superbrothers: Sword & Sworcery EP
Frostpunk
Frostpunk
stressful resource management, very good
VA-11 Hall-A: Cyberpunk Bartender Action
VA-11 Hall-A: Cyberpunk Bartender Action
Croc: Legend of the Gobbos
Croc: Legend of the Gobbos
The Coneflower Dilemma
The Coneflower Dilemma
Fatal Frame
Fatal Frame
Octopath Traveler
Octopath Traveler

4 Comments


2 years ago

hey you should play these games you dumb bitch

2 years ago

unfortunately that idea's currently on indefinite hiatus, please refer to my other list for details:
https://www.backloggd.com/u/brambledirt/list/what-a-dumb-bitch-is-playing-instead-of-those-other-games/

1 month ago

You made this list many years ago. So I am obliged to ask: have you played any of these games?

1 month ago

thats a fair question lol. i just went down this list and did a tally. i played 20 of them, and out of those 20, i finished like, 11


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