play these games you dumb bitch (me, to myself)

i made this before i found out about the wishlist function now im in too deep

Receiver
Receiver
Hades
Hades
had a fun time with this for about 18 hours, which is when i finally succeeded in completing my first actual run, and then i never picked it back up again. and honestly i think i'm fine with that, but its a cute game for sure.
Mouth Sweet
Mouth Sweet
Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker
Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker
i decided that i cant just play this, i have to take a sabbatical from the msq and go and do uh, literally all the other content of the game first and level up every job and experience every pre-endwalker thing i can before i can let myself play endwalker so i can

i dont fucking know, have the fullest experience or something? idk dude i really dont. fucking nightmare idea. anyway then elden ring came out and my life has not known peace since so ill get around to playing this in about a decade or so
Final Fantasy XIV: Shadowbringers
Final Fantasy XIV: Shadowbringers
yeah this is pretty alright. idk seems like a lot of work wading through a bunch of bullshit to get to the point where the narrative is just consistently Fine

but then ya hit that last 20% of the expansion and its like oh whoaa, payoff and pathos and it finally crosses that finish line to becoming actually really good
Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood
Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood
mechanically this expansion fucking shines, writing-wise, this expansion is fuckinggggg terrible lol
Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward
Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward
this expansion is immediately so much better, its unreal, what the hell?? this rules
Final Fantasy XIV Online
Final Fantasy XIV Online
i fucking hate this game
"so stop playing it?"
no
Famicom Detective Club: The Missing Heir
Famicom Detective Club: The Missing Heir
Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup
Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup
Melty Blood: Type Lumina
Melty Blood: Type Lumina
Dusk
Dusk
not the regular dusk, but this is the stand-in for Dusk '82, the action/puzzler demake thats inspired by Chip's Challenge and Sokoban
Kyoei Toshi
Kyoei Toshi
god will never allow me to play this game and i spit in his face for it
Monster Hunter Freedom Unite
Monster Hunter Freedom Unite
Hrot
Hrot
Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne
Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne
Tatsunoko vs. Capcom: Ultimate All Stars
Tatsunoko vs. Capcom: Ultimate All Stars
Lost Planet: Extreme Condition
Lost Planet: Extreme Condition
Lost Planet 2
Lost Planet 2
Odama
Odama
Siren
Siren
Haunting Ground
Haunting Ground
King's Field
King's Field
Silent Hill 3
Silent Hill 3
Quadrilateral Cowboy
Quadrilateral Cowboy
Elden Ring
Elden Ring
i am a singular ant walking across a vast corpse

i have been beaten numb by the sheer length of the whole thing, but yeah its good, i'm gonna go watch all of nichijou to recover and then not touch a video game for like 4 months
Drakengard
Drakengard
Door in the Woods
Door in the Woods
Shin Megami Tensei V
Shin Megami Tensei V
Dungeons & Dragons: Chronicles of Mystara
Dungeons & Dragons: Chronicles of Mystara
Dino Crisis
Dino Crisis
Advance Wars
Advance Wars
Guilty Gear: Strive
Guilty Gear: Strive
Until Dawn
Until Dawn
NieR
NieR
Fallout
Fallout
King of Dragon Pass
King of Dragon Pass
NaissanceE
NaissanceE
Heretic
Heretic
Stellaris
Stellaris
Hunt: Showdown
Hunt: Showdown
EarthBound Beginnings
EarthBound Beginnings
Yakuza: Like a Dragon
Yakuza: Like a Dragon
Yakuza 0
Yakuza 0
in deciding where to start with the yakuza series, it was either this, kiwami 1, or the original ps2 game

and somehow the ps2 game was the one that won out in my heart, so ill get around to this game in like, 10 years
Cloudpunk
Cloudpunk
.Flow
.Flow
Final Fantasy XI Online
Final Fantasy XI Online
Age of Wonders
Age of Wonders
Off
Off
Touhou Eiyashou: Imperishable Night
Touhou Eiyashou: Imperishable Night
Black Book
Black Book
Persona 3 Portable
Persona 3 Portable
i'm not playing this unless i can date the robot
Elsinore
Elsinore
Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days
Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days
Darkest Dungeon
Darkest Dungeon
Shenmue III
Shenmue III
TimeSplitters: Future Perfect
TimeSplitters: Future Perfect
Monster Hunter
Monster Hunter
the opening hours of every monster hunter game is always a huge chore that requires a lot of setting-up and prepwork to get your hunting experience as smooth as possible for the next 100+ hours, but jesus christ they don't even give you a weapon in this one, you have to buy it yourself from the blacksmith after saving up enough money from doing the shitty rank 1 quests! wild shit.

otherwise seems like a normal mh game idk, controls are a little funky but thats like, fine
Microsoft Flight Simulator
Microsoft Flight Simulator
Later Alligator
Later Alligator
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Heritage for the Future
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Heritage for the Future
The Twisted Tales of Spike McFang
The Twisted Tales of Spike McFang
Guilty Gear Xrd: Rev 2
Guilty Gear Xrd: Rev 2
the little bit i played of this is pretty fucking great, unfortunately im not in the headspace to dedicate myself to a fighting game right now (i played kum haehyun and jack-o)
Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru
Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru
Fuga: Melodies of Steel
Fuga: Melodies of Steel
Pathologic
Pathologic
Rule of Rose
Rule of Rose
Shadow of the Colossus
Shadow of the Colossus
Crusader Kings III
Crusader Kings III
stepping on a rake simulator 1k66, just a fantastic time. accurately recreates the utterly rancid vibes of being born to medieval nobility
Armored Core: For Answer
Armored Core: For Answer
Deus Ex
Deus Ex
you should play this game just for jc denton's vocal performance alone. the rest of the game is also pretty good! (i got halfway through the game like 8+ years ago, one day i'll get back to it)
Swallow the Sea
Swallow the Sea
Season: A Letter to the Future
Season: A Letter to the Future
Cuccchi
Cuccchi
Chulip
Chulip
Dragon Quest XI: Echoes of an Elusive Age
Dragon Quest XI: Echoes of an Elusive Age
MadWorld
MadWorld
13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim
13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim
The Silver Case
The Silver Case
Mother 3
Mother 3
Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate
Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate
Sweet Home
Sweet Home
Ao Oni
Ao Oni
Castlevania
Castlevania
LSD: Dream Emulator
LSD: Dream Emulator
Ultima V: Warriors of Destiny
Ultima V: Warriors of Destiny
The Beast Within: A Gabriel Knight Mystery
The Beast Within: A Gabriel Knight Mystery
Rival Schools: United by Fate
Rival Schools: United by Fate
Dark Seed
Dark Seed
Darkseed II
Darkseed II
ehh ya missed pal,
Yume Nikki
Yume Nikki
Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
Metroid
Metroid
Rebelstar
Rebelstar
Castlevania: Rondo of Blood
Castlevania: Rondo of Blood
Paradise Killer
Paradise Killer
Stray
Stray
Mushihimesama
Mushihimesama
Splitgate
Splitgate
pretty tight gunplay, real fun in quick bursts of pick-up matches, questionable visual aesthetic imo
Tokyo Jungle
Tokyo Jungle

4 Comments


2 years ago

hey you should play these games you dumb bitch

2 years ago

unfortunately that idea's currently on indefinite hiatus, please refer to my other list for details:
https://www.backloggd.com/u/brambledirt/list/what-a-dumb-bitch-is-playing-instead-of-those-other-games/

1 month ago

You made this list many years ago. So I am obliged to ask: have you played any of these games?

1 month ago

thats a fair question lol. i just went down this list and did a tally. i played 20 of them, and out of those 20, i finished like, 11


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