play these games you dumb bitch (me, to myself)

i made this before i found out about the wishlist function now im in too deep

Dragon's Dogma
Dragon's Dogma
Magic Wand
Magic Wand
Hanabi Fantast
Hanabi Fantast
Marble Madness
Marble Madness
Mafia III
Mafia III
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
Sea Salt
Sea Salt
Darklands
Darklands
Norco
Norco
Fear & Hunger
Fear & Hunger
Nightmare Creatures
Nightmare Creatures
Doshin the Giant
Doshin the Giant
Rogue
Rogue
Crypt Worlds
Crypt Worlds
Hell Let Loose
Hell Let Loose
too anxious to ever actually play this, but love it from the concept alone and the stories that rob zacny brought home with him from the war, as told on waypoint radio (episodes 414, 415, and 418, specifically)
Famicom Tantei Club Part II: Ushiro ni Tatsu Shoujo
Famicom Tantei Club Part II: Ushiro ni Tatsu Shoujo
Skate Story
Skate Story
i simply adore when i'm a demon made of glass and pain and yet i must skate, its my favorite thing to be
Fox and Frog Travelers: The Demon of Adashino Island
Fox and Frog Travelers: The Demon of Adashino Island
got some heavy ps2 horror vibes from this one, so i'm excited for this one
Final Fantasy
Final Fantasy
i never played jrpgs outside of the mario rpgs when i was a kid, so i decided to play every final fantasy in release order because thats how my brain works (badly), and its very neat, like somebody digitized a cute little dnd campaign for me to play, spell charges and all.
though as funny as the strict dichotomy of me having to make a break for the woods to go grind for 2 hours everytime i reach a town so i don't fall behind in leveling is, it does make it a bit harder for me to go back to it after i finish each session since im not like, actually progressing through the actual game,
but once i figure out how to emulate it on my phone and i can play it in bed or something, should be smooth sailing, would be a chill time honestly (my friend tells me that i picked the exact one jrpg that this sort of grind is, which is just my luck, if true)

incredibly charming visuals too, wizards have literally never looked better than this

update: finally bothered to get this on a handheld and folks, it rips. sometimes its just nice to be a tiny band of wizards getting their asses kicked up and down the continent
Wild Arms 3
Wild Arms 3
Celeste
Celeste
Tetris Effect
Tetris Effect
Golden Rays of Sunshine
Golden Rays of Sunshine
Faith: The Unholy Trinity
Faith: The Unholy Trinity
Eight Thirty, Nowhere
Eight Thirty, Nowhere
Deltarune
Deltarune
Hardspace: Shipbreaker
Hardspace: Shipbreaker
Phantasmagoria
Phantasmagoria
Six Ages: Ride like the Wind
Six Ages: Ride like the Wind
Bahamut Lagoon
Bahamut Lagoon
Mystic Ark
Mystic Ark
Resident Evil
Resident Evil
Deadly Premonition
Deadly Premonition
Ancestors: The Humankind Odyssey
Ancestors: The Humankind Odyssey
Lost Odyssey
Lost Odyssey
The Flower Collectors
The Flower Collectors
Milk inside a bag of milk inside a bag of milk
Milk inside a bag of milk inside a bag of milk
HighFleet
HighFleet
My Father's Long, Long Legs
My Father's Long, Long Legs
Metroid II: Return of Samus
Metroid II: Return of Samus
Martian Gothic: Unification
Martian Gothic: Unification
Dusk
Dusk
Planescape: Torment
Planescape: Torment
The Horror of Salazar House
The Horror of Salazar House
Puyo Puyo Tetris
Puyo Puyo Tetris
An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs
An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs
Tales From Off-Peak City Vol. 1
Tales From Off-Peak City Vol. 1
Critters for Sale
Critters for Sale
Brigador: Up-Armored Deluxe
Brigador: Up-Armored Deluxe
Berserk Millennium Empire Arc: Chapter of the Holy Demon War
Berserk Millennium Empire Arc: Chapter of the Holy Demon War
Chibi-Robo!
Chibi-Robo!
Return of the Obra Dinn
Return of the Obra Dinn
finished! very good! Arrgh! Avast!! and so on and so forth (incredible detective game hampered down a lil bit from its pulpy orientalist mysticism veneer imo)
Star Control II
Star Control II
Snatcher
Snatcher
Suzerain
Suzerain

a text-based strategy sim centered around navigating the complex geopolitical manuverings of a country on the edge of an extremely precarious stability that is beset on all sides by its neighbors and the dominant world powers seeking to engage in ideological proxy wars.
all of which is best informed by a clear understanding of the historical events and relationships that brought said country to its current historical moment, as well as the various institutions that wield its power and how they work, all helpfully catalogued through a heavy in-game codex,

Unfortunately, i only ever boot this up when i'm half asleep at 5 in the fucking morning and can't be bothered to do the reading to actually play this game, which is just some tragic stuff on my part really
Fatum Betula
Fatum Betula
Titan Chaser
Titan Chaser
Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
Um Jammer Lammy
Um Jammer Lammy
damn these bitches gay!! good for them, good for them
Final Fantasy VII
Final Fantasy VII
Ghostrunner
Ghostrunner
Golden Light
Golden Light
Policenauts
Policenauts
Nioh 2
Nioh 2
Parasite Eve
Parasite Eve
Ihatovo Monogatari
Ihatovo Monogatari
Bug Fables: The Everlasting Sapling
Bug Fables: The Everlasting Sapling
Dungeon Encounters
Dungeon Encounters
NieR: Automata
NieR: Automata
Katamari Damacy
Katamari Damacy
quite frankly the perfect video game, just pure joy
The Missing: J.J. Macfield and the Island of Memories
The Missing: J.J. Macfield and the Island of Memories
MechWarrior 5: Mercenaries
MechWarrior 5: Mercenaries
Butterfly Soup
Butterfly Soup
Front Mission 3
Front Mission 3
Manifold Garden
Manifold Garden
Death Crown
Death Crown
Metroid Prime
Metroid Prime
Venineth
Venineth
Tail of the Sun
Tail of the Sun
Devotion
Devotion
Moon: Remix RPG Adventure
Moon: Remix RPG Adventure
Hollow Knight: Silksong
Hollow Knight: Silksong
Forgive Me Father
Forgive Me Father
Water Womb World
Water Womb World
My Work Is Not Yet Done
My Work Is Not Yet Done
Boku no Natsuyasumi
Boku no Natsuyasumi
Buriedbornes
Buriedbornes
Bugsnax
Bugsnax
Sable
Sable
Legend of Mana
Legend of Mana
Bloodborne PSX
Bloodborne PSX
Bomb Rush Cyberfunk
Bomb Rush Cyberfunk
Suikoden II
Suikoden II
Fallow
Fallow
Gloomwood
Gloomwood
Koudelka
Koudelka
Omori
Omori
Shin-chan: Me and the Professor on Summer Vacation - The Endless Seven-Day Journey
Shin-chan: Me and the Professor on Summer Vacation - The Endless Seven-Day Journey
Illbleed
Illbleed
Flower, Sun, and Rain
Flower, Sun, and Rain

4 Comments


2 years ago

hey you should play these games you dumb bitch

2 years ago

unfortunately that idea's currently on indefinite hiatus, please refer to my other list for details:
https://www.backloggd.com/u/brambledirt/list/what-a-dumb-bitch-is-playing-instead-of-those-other-games/

1 month ago

You made this list many years ago. So I am obliged to ask: have you played any of these games?

1 month ago

thats a fair question lol. i just went down this list and did a tally. i played 20 of them, and out of those 20, i finished like, 11


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