Games I Will Force Hilda To Play

Everything but the first 44 games are very very bad and potentially offensive, but hildas must endure

Shinrai: Broken Beyond Despair
Shinrai: Broken Beyond Despair
Sara is Missing
Sara is Missing
OneShot
OneShot
Wave to the People
Wave to the People
White Day: A Labyrinth Named School
White Day: A Labyrinth Named School
Played April 25th:

Frustrating and stupid boooooo booo....
white! White white white.....
Yono and the Celestial Elephants
Yono and the Celestial Elephants
Purgatory
Purgatory
Played may 7th: soo evil.. oh my god... so wicked, and twisted... i really just did not know when it would end, the blood and muck and sadness and ect.
Harvest Moon: Light of Hope
Harvest Moon: Light of Hope
Devil of the Mirror
Devil of the Mirror
Witch's Heart
Witch's Heart
Ao Oni 3
Ao Oni 3
Played on April 18th:

Booooooooooooooooooooo
Hunt Down the Freeman
Hunt Down the Freeman
Birthday Kid
Birthday Kid
Floral Aroma in the Shrine
Floral Aroma in the Shrine
Hilda bought this

Played july 12th:

I LOVE REIMU ! !
Boobs Saga
Boobs Saga
Jan 12th 2024

This game LIED on its steam store page and it isnt even close to being as cool as honey select or my FAVORITE GAME Live Stream One AND Two and it was STUPID and I hated it and it was really, really, very, bad. You ARE responsible. Dont even lie to me
The Shell of Permafrost
The Shell of Permafrost
Played september 24th

Rpg maker games are presents from heaven onto earth. Ideas likes miles edgeworth, connecting all the shells. And the north easts.
Tag with Ryan
Tag with Ryan
Played august 11th:

IM GOING TO GET YOU mexican RYAN
Witch Hunt
Witch Hunt
Played october 7th:

!! LIVE P REACTION !!

:3>

Ohhh my god he got turned into a snowcone. Ohhh my god.
Koikatsu Party
Koikatsu Party
Played august 8th:
My poor demented woman and her festering aerola disease suffers a grand mal seizure with every orgasm... SAD.
Paranoiac: Remake Version
Paranoiac: Remake Version
Feb 2024

Depression... i.... makeing me CRAZY... i.... a CRAZY PERSON. i SEE things. Yea, thats not NORMAL. my mom? Hates me. Her hysteria. But i. I love her. Because.... shes CRAZY too. Were all CRAZY. We are Crazy.
Anonymous Agony
Anonymous Agony
Played august 5th:
I do not believe this game opens with a 2 hour cutscene about a very threatening man named jokester54.
Telling Lies
Telling Lies
Please Answer Carefully
Please Answer Carefully
♡♡MY PXSSY IN BIO♡♡
Dead Dreams
Dead Dreams
Played october 20th

jeff exhaustion. jeff nialhism. all these glicthes and errors. Shes the irate gamer.
MazM: Jekyll and Hyde
MazM: Jekyll and Hyde
Played october 29th:

Thought it would be a stinker till mr hyde became sexified. Tearing up the streets of london and kicking children, just as i remember. Werk your gay ass down the halls on your quest for salt, kill those senile old men. Youre a star and everyone knows it. 50? Unmarried? In the 1800s? You wanted utterson ass and we all know it. Dont repress it. Youre all invited to my coming out banquet. Thank you.
Goosebumps: Dead of Night
Goosebumps: Dead of Night
Played june 17th:

There was a lot of care put into it for what they had to work with. Jack black ascii art, and a great speedrun to boot....
Kidnapped Girl
Kidnapped Girl
Played April 25th:
I don't know why I keep putting these here. They're not even funny.
Craftopia
Craftopia
Played may 18th:
You can push people into the water and they will die and drop eggs. And then, nothing...
Anime Standing
Anime Standing
Play April 23rd:
Push barrel up hill for more information about our scary baddie boobie game
Venge
Venge
Played october 10th

I fell asleep but it was so short that when i woke up i didnt know where i was and i hallucinated hilda still playing but she wasnt actually
Howling Village: Echoes
Howling Village: Echoes
Dec 3rd

The quest for a hottie babe comes to an end. Dog people and obsessions with dog people have never been more enthralling. But were the dog people ever real? Perhaps we imagined it..... oh darn, im on fire.....
Webkinz Next
Webkinz Next
Honey Select 2: Libido DX
Honey Select 2: Libido DX
played dec 8th

flight 747, ready and waiting for takeoff. Oh just kidding i cant have gay DEMON sex with my clothes on. Worst experience of my life, me and my hot pants are out.
Voice of the Killer
Voice of the Killer
Some Say It Has Always Been Here
Some Say It Has Always Been Here
Jan 10th

Really cool. Really scary. Really egg-like and really colors.
Drool of the Killer
Drool of the Killer
Super Mario Bros. Peach's Adventure
Super Mario Bros. Peach's Adventure
played at some point in april

mario hack and hilda didnt let me see any of the images and she sucked really bad and played it.relly bad. iuuuuughhhhh
Wrestling Empire
Wrestling Empire
Played august 4th:
FUCK YOU JORDAN HANGTIME.
Märchen Forest
Märchen Forest
Cat Go! Ultimate Challenge
Cat Go! Ultimate Challenge
I hope this is the right cat go, apparently many cats go

Played April 11th:
it went
Hololive Horror
Jan 1st 2024

sees magnifying glass on the floor
oh! its magifying glass breasts giggle this is so good chat we only need 2 more! turns around
scary girl
kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Aaaaaaa
Aaaaa
Aaaaaa
Aaaa
Aa
Aa
A
Buddy Simulator 1984
Buddy Simulator 1984
April 11 2024

Omg guys i just read the wikipedia page for bpd and i think i have an idea thatll finally make this undertale mario & luigi doki doki creepypastas club thing happen
Introvert: A Teenager Simulator
Introvert: A Teenager Simulator
Tonyzaret video

Played 26th feb 2024

So... yeah. My furry girlfriend turned out to be an actually werewolf, but before we could get to first base this nerd in my class brought out a shotgun and threatened to shoot up the school! And i was like uhmmmm so that just happened??? I mean, who brings a SHOTGUN to a school shooting. Thats cringier than the time my teacher interrupted class to t pose! Anyways, that basically sums up my #awkwardsauce life
Peeb Adventures
Peeb Adventures
Five Night At Lego World
Five Night At Lego World
Jan 1st 2024

Oh my god. I almoast lego'd all over the floor. oh my god
Bill & Carol
Bill & Carol
Played feb 29th 2024

Carol was put through so much. Shot at with fireworks and hit by a car. Reduced to a life of brain cancer. But she did what others couldnt do, put that bastard Bill behind bars. She will never see her precious bird again, but shes flying high. Sue. Don. Ron. Her brother, potentially named Gary. You dont ever win the game once youre in it. But you can still... make... things... right.

and i raaaaan. I ran so far ☆awaaay☆ i just RAAAAN.... i couldnt get awaaaaay. couldnt get away..... i walk along da aveneue... never thought id meet a girl like youuuuUu meet a girl like yoaauu... red ahyhrhi and shjsh eyes... the kind of eyes that hyp.no.tize me thruuuu. Hypnotize me throughhhh and I Raaannn i ran so far awayyyy i just raaaan i ran all night and adaaay
He Needs His Medicine
He Needs His Medicine
Played august 5th:
Erhm... THIS isnt the right medicine. I feel a bit gluey. A bit shoey.
Livestream: Escape from Hotel Izanami
Livestream: Escape from Hotel Izanami
December

the standards are below. average. wheres the bouncy bloobie babes? What might i laugh at, soured my mood did the gameplay. This girl walking so slowly. Cant lift cement off a floor. Such what is the point. Hair pussy? I dont even care.
Waifu Impact
Waifu Impact
Played october 31st

rhe worst day of my life, i saw her. An angel in human* form. Squirting her gun at all my foes. And then i saw another one. Doing the same thing, with a different gun. And oh... could she ever jump. was i not impressed...


¹she looked bad.
Alone
Alone
Played october 31st

umm... weird. my dirty dishes and flith rags are stinking more than usual. i do believe the brick of self defense will not come in handy here... the case of the killer with mental illness has yet to come to a close.
The Corruption Within
The Corruption Within
Extended Stay
Extended Stay
These two are gonna be a real hoot

Played April 18th:

Might i speak to the manager about the failure prostitute i just witnessed who could only scissor and nothing more. Yes, i know she cant afford mouth animations, but surely she can work something out.
Slendergus
Slendergus
Nov 30th

When thaaaaa anhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhh ahaaaaa ahmmmmm impaaaaaahhh ahhhhhhaahhhhhhhhhh hahaaaahhh aaaahhhhhhhimpostarhhhhhhhhh 11 of them. 80 speed.
The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles
The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles
Finished august 29th:
Well hildas if youre reading this it was an honor and a pleasure to show you one of my favorite things in the world and i hope you had a good time. It was a very memorable experience and i had a blast reliving the game.
Savior of the Abyss
Savior of the Abyss
Dec 10th

Neighbors were yelling the whole time so i was focusing on them to make sure there was not a killer around and abound. She got eaten, by a door. Didnt save anything! what!
Cat Milk
Cat Milk
Played september 1st:
Holy fucign shit dhe .jumped that .cat off so many buildings
Last Light
Last Light
Oppai Academy Big, Bouncy, Booby Babes!
Oppai Academy Big, Bouncy, Booby Babes!
Dec 8th:

She was right! It wasnt funny! Why didnt we listen to her... i gotta shake my hips out of here! Waiter! Check please!
Oppai Academy Big, Bouncy, Booby Babes!
Oppai Academy Big, Bouncy, Booby Babes!
Oh my god i hope i pass boob school

(She dropped out! what a fool! forgot this was here too, now its twice.)
Buff Imposter
Buff Imposter
Hilda wanted this on the list, not me

Player april 29th:
Clipped out of bounds, failed milk pick up. Game is nothing
Pedestal
Pedestal
Played 29th feb 2024

she killed her self. or not. its so #funny and #crazey when girls jump off roofs. apathy is the best approach to this situation. after all why should i distrust someone with such a strong hand on the pulse of the mentally disturbed. YOU go crazy.
Nothing Special
Nothing Special
Played April 21st:
This game had a really bad atmosphere to it, so much so that I didn't get to laugh at it being funny. Very uncomfortable but not how the game intended
Cooking Companions
Cooking Companions
I don't even think this is the worst i just wanna see what she thinks

Played March 28th: aaa scary aa aaaa
My Friend Peppa Pig
My Friend Peppa Pig
You will never be finfin (on planet teo)
Andy's Apple Farm
Andy's Apple Farm
Played on august 3rd:

Oh my god he was a killer. Oh ym christ. All those apple children.
Pui Pui Molcar Let's! Molcar Party!
Pui Pui Molcar Let's! Molcar Party!
Played April 26th:
AHHHHHH PUI PUI PUI PUI PUI AAAAAAAAHHH MOL!CAR!MOL!CAR!MOL!CAR! Mario party who? This is all anyone should know, put a hat on that molcar and watch it go...
Aria and the Mysterious Mushroom
Aria and the Mysterious Mushroom
Mr.Tomatos
Mr.Tomatos
Played on March 18th

confusion about Mr tomato gameplay at the beginning, would of enjoyed if it didn't delete your save file after every fail
Mirror 2: Project X
Mirror 2: Project X
Discovered through a game called "novastella Island", which was apparently supposed to be an adult game that got changed into a farming sim (very obvious).

played at some point

I wasnt texting the whole time i remember everything like uhhmm ms naoki and the boobs and the mirrors and the dramaa. And that lady. And the curse. And the puzzle.
Mario In Clock Town
Mario In Clock Town
Played april 30th:

This made me appreciate the enemy placement of normal mario a lot more
Neko Secret: Homecoming
Neko Secret: Homecoming
Switch store page is scary

Halfway through thid game someone started screaming outside my apartment and threatening to call the cops. But i was dressing up a scary woman. Too busy for such things. Vaginas like open wounds, must be the neko secret?
Marble Maid
Marble Maid
Feb 1st

The long lasted emotional struggle between wanting to play monkey ball, and masturbate. finally solved. Thanks man.
The Future You've Been Dreaming Of
The Future You've Been Dreaming Of
Dec 22nd

She masturbated her ankles. this god damn clutz. cant do anything right.
Hatsune Miku: Project Diva Mega Mix+
Hatsune Miku: Project Diva Mega Mix+
I have an excellent on Jitterbug on hard, my only claim to fame

Played on April 7th: hilda got so overwhelmed after 3 songs that she just gave up and watched me play
Good Job!
Good Job!
Played october 11th

oh my lady, clantly boobed. Unfortunately, was your voice not annoyin. how sad.
The Quarry
The Quarry
October 18th:

They had the gall to wrangle together a game that couldnt even take itself seriously for half a second with zero atmosphere and no redeeming qualities and even still they had the audacity to make a joke of the Andes rugby team mountain crash. Also, werewolves? Wolves? No... just generic gmod creatures... absolute puke.

A man cut off his arm- dramatic action. Zero gravity. Also, he would die. From shock. I wish he did.
Collapse Relapse
Collapse Relapse
Salamander County Public Television
Salamander County Public Television
Beat Refle
Beat Refle
2024 February

uhhh.... ahhh.... shee was standing there, ass in her hair. without a care.
MythBusters: The Game
MythBusters: The Game
Played dec 10th

uh... the grenade exploded and... uh...myth busted! soo... time to... buy stuff from my own warehouse... maybe.... i think.....where am i..
3 Billion Dreams for a Forgiveness Machine
3 Billion Dreams for a Forgiveness Machine
Better Call Saul Kart
Better Call Saul Kart
Better

Played june 5th:

Game has an unpleasant feeling but i am glad everyone made up and was happy forever.
Graveyard Girls
Graveyard Girls
Jan 12th 2024

Sad game mostly pertaining to the death of a family member. Hilda can not read
Saturnalia
Saturnalia
Played october 7th

lasanga maria called me the f word! But i was asleep. Shit garbage. Nick, KILL yourself NOW!
Mario: The Music Box Remastered
Mario: The Music Box Remastered
Played august 12:

If the protagonist was anything but mario this would be an average rpgmaker game but watching my friend mario break his back in a fall down a pit and choke on his own blood left me speechless. There is nothing in this game that pertains to mario outside of his appearance. Why would you want to hurt mario? He is so nice and can jump really high and has 3 lives and love for everyone and you hurt him? A lot? Concerned.
The Dark Pictures Anthology: The Devil in Me
The Dark Pictures Anthology: The Devil in Me
SAW!!!!! I wanna play a game!!!!! Lol

Played March 24th

i hate this.
Spirit Hunter: Death Mark II
Spirit Hunter: Death Mark II
Yeah! Fighting Girl
Yeah! Fighting Girl
Jan 15th 2024

Artorias: The abyss is consuming me. i can hardly put up a fight anymore, I can feel its way clawing through my body... I can only hope for a swift end.

Debt Collector LuLu Bear: girl! You better put up a fight or i will sell you to goblins! Now do a sexy 13,000 dollar dance.
Hippo: Little Red Riding Hood
Hippo: Little Red Riding Hood
Played April 4th:
This game was maybe 12 minutes long. There was a dinosaur that was defied by the valorant hippo. I was playing octopath, oops
NSFW Solitaire
NSFW Solitaire
played on April 22:
this is the worst and it should not exist
Quest for Moomoo
Quest for Moomoo
Played december 1st

so sloppy and empty. hated this, dont lead me on with an image of a cow.
Sexts
Sexts
May 14th 2023

BOOBS

DILDO

POUND

NIPPLES

<- <- -> <--

... youve unlocked......

FEMALE !!!! Haaaahh haaaaaahhhh hah hah aaahhhhhh (awooga.)
Love Love School Days
Love Love School Days
Played at some point in september:

Baka baka baka. The mantra of thr fastest girl alive. Shes going to beat you to do death so watch out.
Hopping Girl Kohane EX
Hopping Girl Kohane EX
Found on switch store. Looks incomprehensible.

Played April 4th:
This game appears to be overly "girly" and cute but then the main character has skimpy anime clothes and breast physics. It's a bit sad cause it could of been something.
Ms.Lemons
Ms.Lemons
YOU WILL finish ms lemons so help me god....

March 18th replayed, ms lemons is filth
My House
My House
Played may 28th:
It was a bit boring to watch because it was pretty much just doom inside a house with some weird things occasionally. I thought it might be creepier, but i dont much sbout doom so i cant attest to it really.
Paranormasight: The Seven Mysteries of Honjo
Paranormasight: The Seven Mysteries of Honjo
See No Fear
See No Fear

Played April 4th: you move very slow and there's so many invisible walls.
Dredge
Dredge
I don't know what this is

Played April 12:
I still don't know what this is
Rewind or Die
Rewind or Die
Played April 28th

Puppet combo Is a hack and makes the most unfun games imaginable

53 Comments


can't wait!!

now i feel inspired to do the same with CURSE ..... if i don't make the list... know it is happening slowly but surely

1 year ago

I'M NOT PLAYING FUCKING ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS
@Hilda what could possibly be bad about chipwrecked!!!!!
it's a ??rhythm game??? can you play with DDR pad?
it'll be fun!
Dead By Daylight and the Arthur game being added feel so mean spirited

1 year ago

I'd love to see that list but regardless I'm keeping him in my thoughts and prayers <3 but it would be very funny if you also made him play floigan bros. Although,, Hilda is my online friend so it's acceptable to spam her 24/7 with floigan threats, however I would be worried about the repercussions if I lived with them :P

1 year ago

@BEAUTIFULBRUTE Maybe someday I can convince myself to play it when I buy an adapter for my ddr pad that for my own sake hopefully doesn't work anymore
@BlazingWaters I spent years of my life in dead by daylight but some people would rather see me fall in the hole I climbed out of for so long

1 year ago

@BlazingWaters this is enrichment for Hildas (:

1 year ago

@CURSE she made it through frogger... she's trained to experience Arthur
It's funny 'cause the first three games seem at the bare minimun very fun, and then the flood gates are opened by Alvin and its friends.

I have no idea what even Mr Tomatos, and frankly, I am VERY scared to know.

1 year ago

@DemonAndGames the first 3 are some of my favorite pieces of art that I genuinely wanna show my friend here but the others are just funny lol
@moschidae <3 i understand
@Hilda ahh, well me & moschidae are the new founders of the get-hilda-an-adapter-for-ddr-pad-and-if-that-one-doesn't-work-a-whole-brand-new-one foundation. accepting sponsors

1 year ago

Buying hilda a ddr pad the SECOND I get my disability check next month

1 year ago

Buying myself a dramatically lit chair to sit in

1 year ago

we are fucking sponsored by ms. lemons !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 year ago

that arthuer and the invisibles stream was insane

1 year ago

Shoutout to Wayne, now I don't have to rummage through Wikipedia to find gems like arthur and floigan bros

1 year ago

Water Horse and Charlotte's web forever stuck in my brain. Also found out wikipedia diving that the dudes who founded the studio that made the original Shadowman, dipped and made a new studio, which then made cheap ass games, including Water Horse and Charlotte's web

1 year ago

Oh my god, im actually shocked by that. What a coincidence... Water Horse/Shadowman crossover when..?

Oh yeah, and thank you for reminding me that I need to make Hilda play Babe as well. I'm sure she'll love it (:

1 year ago

This has nothing to do with anything but they're making a Beverley Hills Chihuahua for adult straight men called Strays. i must remember it.

1 year ago

You don’t REALLY have to though…

1 year ago

Keep talking like that and I'll make you watch Strays

1 year ago

I’ll hopefully be catching some instead

1 year ago

Will Feral (changed his name for the movie) is in it. You will watch Strays.

1 year ago

You should add Wo Long I think it'd be kinda fucked up

1 year ago

Keep talking like that and someone is getting locked in the cupboard again ! Or put into a jar.

1 year ago

A worthy sacrifice for a mere cupboard

1 year ago

Does anyone else have any more bad game recommendations that are short-ish. I'm running out of ideas.

1 year ago

How short?

1 year ago

Uhhh like, 2 hours or less preferably
Barbie secret agent because CURS wouldn’t finish it when i tried to make em play even though he almost beat it !!!!!!!


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