peak contrarianism

a list of my most contrarian opinions (according to this site)
basing this off the disparity in average rating and my rating. there are other contrarian opinions i hold that dont match up to star ratings, so to hear my opinions on no more heroes 2 would be another list
my favorite RHCP album is unironically one hot minute

Silent Hill 4: The Room
Silent Hill 4: The Room
3.6 / 5

no u dont get it harry is bad on purpose
No More Heroes
No More Heroes
4.0 / 5

calling this "contentious" is being generous but it is a full one point gap so

he just like me frfr :(
WarioWare: Smooth Moves
WarioWare: Smooth Moves
3.8 / 5

whack my son in the eyes with a wiimote-core
Seaman
Seaman
3.4 / 4.5

bless my brother for owning a dreamcast mic and extensively pirating dreamcast games so i could play this authentically
Super Meat Boy
Super Meat Boy
3.5 / 4.5

had similar cultural impact to amnesia in hindsight but i still like mcmillen too much to hate it for that
Peggle
Peggle
3.5 / 4.5

every couple years i get a disgusting urge to replay this in full and every time its still great
Mega Man 9
Mega Man 9
3.7 / 4.5

this is the best mainline and it isnt close
Cry of Fear
Cry of Fear
3.1 / 4

Kaniner.
The You Testament
The You Testament
2.4 / 4

are people like, offended by this or something why is this so low
Pac-Man 2: The New Adventures
Pac-Man 2: The New Adventures
2.5 / 3.5

I THINK PACMAN 2 THE NEW ADVENTURES SUCKS
Top Banana
Top Banana
2.2 / 3.5

backloggdcore
Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning
Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning
1.8 / 3.5

why the fuck is this lower than every fnaf game lmao
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
4.2 / 3

the most normie contrarian take possible "buh did u guys know that zelda take long time to open chest?"
Super Mario Galaxy
Super Mario Galaxy
4.3 / 3

WHEN THE MARIO GAME

IS SOULLESS
F-Zero GX
F-Zero GX
4.2 / 3

if u play anything in this game outside the story mode theres something wrong with u
Professor Layton and the Curious Village
Professor Layton and the Curious Village
3.7 / 2.5

it pains me to say this from how much i love layton but this game has the worst puzzles of any game ever
Super Castlevania IV
Super Castlevania IV
3.6 / 2.5

i blame arin "egoraptor" hansen for shittalking this game all those years ago cuz now when i say i dont like it i get called a fanboy of his and thats the last thing i wanna be in current year
Kid Icarus: Uprising
Kid Icarus: Uprising
4.1 / 2.5

for reference im right handed
Super Mario 64
Super Mario 64
4.1 / 2.5

zzzzz mama mia zzzz pizza pasta zzzz
Super Mario Galaxy 2
Super Mario Galaxy 2
4.3 / 2.5

green stars were the worst thing added to any video game ever methinks
Celeste
Celeste
4.3 / 2

no you dont get it the mountain is like, a metaphor for life man. platformers are lame
Persona 3 FES
Persona 3 FES
4.1 / 2

SEES en masse fucking sucks LMAO
Parasite Eve II
Parasite Eve II
3.4 / 2

would be the worst sequel if the other parasite eve game didnt exist
Heaven Will Be Mine
Heaven Will Be Mine
3.6 / 2

floored it like millie bobby brown
Undertale
Undertale
4.2 / 1.5

sorry toby fox i like cyberbullying
Fire Emblem: Awakening
Fire Emblem: Awakening
3.7 / 1.5

let the fire emblem fans be happy, we have 5 more dlc characters coming
Spec Ops: The Line
Spec Ops: The Line
3.6 / 1.5

pseud
Butterfly Soup
Butterfly Soup
4.0 / 1

i would say something inflammatory but im too scared of the mods hunting me down for it. homophobic gays are the most oppressed people on earth clearly
Deltarune: Chapter 1
Deltarune: Chapter 1
3.9 / 1

everyone who says "uohhh spamton wouldnt sell nfts" is 1000% incorrect that annoying sack of shit would peddle bored apes out the ass. i know hes not in this game but im not playing chapter 2 so
Pokémon Red Version
Pokémon Red Version
3.4 / 1

lol this game has glitches. its broken n shit
Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex
Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex
2.8 / 0.5

this was the first ps2 game i owned
Silent Hill: Origins
Silent Hill: Origins
2.8 / 0.5

imma be frank this might be the worst horror game ever made

5 Comments


do u at least like rude buster

2 years ago

no i dont care much for toby fox's music at all
sadge
true 😢
Smooth Moves & Peggle are close to my heart, so I'm with you there for sure


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