play these games you dumb bitch (me, to myself)

i made this before i found out about the wishlist function now im in too deep

Cloudpunk
Cloudpunk
Penumbra: Overture
Penumbra: Overture
Arrest of a stone Buddha
Arrest of a stone Buddha
Haven Park
Haven Park
Disaster: Day of Crisis
Disaster: Day of Crisis
An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs
An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs
Beat the Art Breaker
Beat the Art Breaker
Black Book
Black Book
Paratopic
Paratopic
"we're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine – and the machine is bleeding to death"-looking ass game, great tone piece, nightmare vibes
Pac-Man World
Pac-Man World
Hexen: Beyond Heretic
Hexen: Beyond Heretic
Neo Cab
Neo Cab
Cozy Grove
Cozy Grove
Hell Let Loose
Hell Let Loose
too anxious to ever actually play this, but love it from the concept alone and the stories that rob zacny brought home with him from the war, as told on waypoint radio (episodes 414, 415, and 418, specifically)
Lost Planet 2
Lost Planet 2
Cotton: Fantastic Night Dreams
Cotton: Fantastic Night Dreams
CarnEvil
CarnEvil
Venineth
Venineth
XCOM: Chimera Squad
XCOM: Chimera Squad
Pop'n TwinBee
Pop'n TwinBee
Visage
Visage
EarthBound Beginnings
EarthBound Beginnings
Rogue
Rogue
Chernobylite
Chernobylite
Golden Light
Golden Light
Bad North: Jotunn Edition
Bad North: Jotunn Edition
Fighting EX Layer
Fighting EX Layer
Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator
Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator
Odallus: The Dark Call
Odallus: The Dark Call
Disaster Report 4: Summer Memories
Disaster Report 4: Summer Memories
Nuts
Nuts
Resident Evil 3
Resident Evil 3
Remnant: From the Ashes
Remnant: From the Ashes
Bomberman 64
Bomberman 64
Mario Golf
Mario Golf
King's Field
King's Field
Demon Turf
Demon Turf
It's Winter
It's Winter
Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege
Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege
Goodbye Volcano High
Goodbye Volcano High
Phantasmagoria 2: A Puzzle of Flesh
Phantasmagoria 2: A Puzzle of Flesh
Superbrothers: Sword & Sworcery EP
Superbrothers: Sword & Sworcery EP
deSpiria
deSpiria
Void Bastards
Void Bastards
Magic Wand
Magic Wand
The Witcher
The Witcher
The Horror of Salazar House
The Horror of Salazar House
Dungeon Master Nexus
Dungeon Master Nexus
Indivisible
Indivisible
MechWarrior 5: Mercenaries
MechWarrior 5: Mercenaries
Forgive Me Father
Forgive Me Father
Swallow the Sea
Swallow the Sea
Doom 3
Doom 3
Chasing Static
Chasing Static
Subway Midnight
Subway Midnight
Among Us Arena
Among Us Arena
Star Dynasties
Star Dynasties
Rock of Ages
Rock of Ages
Exo One
Exo One
The Twisted Tales of Spike McFang
The Twisted Tales of Spike McFang
Phantasmagoria
Phantasmagoria
Metroid II: Return of Samus
Metroid II: Return of Samus
Milky Way Prince: The Vampire Star
Milky Way Prince: The Vampire Star
Power Rangers: Battle for the Grid
Power Rangers: Battle for the Grid
surprisingly really well executed? like dang, this game rules, if youre hankering for a good 3v3 fighting game this one aint a bad choice
Innsmouth no Yakata
Innsmouth no Yakata
Splitgate
Splitgate
pretty tight gunplay, real fun in quick bursts of pick-up matches, questionable visual aesthetic imo
Adios
Adios
very sad little game with some great performances, yeah sure dude just fuck me right up
Strange Telephone
Strange Telephone
Final Fantasy
Final Fantasy
i never played jrpgs outside of the mario rpgs when i was a kid, so i decided to play every final fantasy in release order because thats how my brain works (badly), and its very neat, like somebody digitized a cute little dnd campaign for me to play, spell charges and all.
though as funny as the strict dichotomy of me having to make a break for the woods to go grind for 2 hours everytime i reach a town so i don't fall behind in leveling is, it does make it a bit harder for me to go back to it after i finish each session since im not like, actually progressing through the actual game,
but once i figure out how to emulate it on my phone and i can play it in bed or something, should be smooth sailing, would be a chill time honestly (my friend tells me that i picked the exact one jrpg that this sort of grind is, which is just my luck, if true)

incredibly charming visuals too, wizards have literally never looked better than this

update: finally bothered to get this on a handheld and folks, it rips. sometimes its just nice to be a tiny band of wizards getting their asses kicked up and down the continent
Gunple: Gunman's Proof
Gunple: Gunman's Proof
Lost Planet: Extreme Condition
Lost Planet: Extreme Condition
Where the Water Tastes Like Wine
Where the Water Tastes Like Wine
Marble Madness
Marble Madness
Rebelstar
Rebelstar
Spinnortality
Spinnortality
Monster Hunter
Monster Hunter
the opening hours of every monster hunter game is always a huge chore that requires a lot of setting-up and prepwork to get your hunting experience as smooth as possible for the next 100+ hours, but jesus christ they don't even give you a weapon in this one, you have to buy it yourself from the blacksmith after saving up enough money from doing the shitty rank 1 quests! wild shit.

otherwise seems like a normal mh game idk, controls are a little funky but thats like, fine
Buriedbornes
Buriedbornes
Home Sweet Home
Home Sweet Home
Nightmare Creatures
Nightmare Creatures
Skater XL
Skater XL
The Convenience Store
The Convenience Store
Cellular Harvest
Cellular Harvest
Maneater
Maneater
Touhou Fuumaroku: The Story of Eastern Wonderland
Touhou Fuumaroku: The Story of Eastern Wonderland
thats more like it, this game fucking rips

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update: game's pretty alright, but the part of me that desires to push through difficult games for the hell of it has been excised out of me, so i kinda cheesed my way through the final boss and the secret ultra hard level for sickos, neat game
Ashen
Ashen
Receiver
Receiver
Chaos Galaxy
Chaos Galaxy
Door in the Woods
Door in the Woods
The Stillness of the Wind
The Stillness of the Wind
Croc: Legend of the Gobbos
Croc: Legend of the Gobbos
Metal Gear Acid
Metal Gear Acid
Bubble People
Bubble People
Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days
Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days
Ecosystem
Ecosystem
Choo-Choo Charles
Choo-Choo Charles
Convoy
Convoy
Dragon View
Dragon View
The Shrouded Isle
The Shrouded Isle
A Total War Saga: Troy
A Total War Saga: Troy
Sea Salt
Sea Salt

4 Comments


2 years ago

hey you should play these games you dumb bitch

2 years ago

unfortunately that idea's currently on indefinite hiatus, please refer to my other list for details:
https://www.backloggd.com/u/brambledirt/list/what-a-dumb-bitch-is-playing-instead-of-those-other-games/

1 month ago

You made this list many years ago. So I am obliged to ask: have you played any of these games?

1 month ago

thats a fair question lol. i just went down this list and did a tally. i played 20 of them, and out of those 20, i finished like, 11


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