games i will never play because they look boring

this is not a bait list.

Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice
Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice
fromsoft presents: god of war
Crash Bandicoot: Warped
Crash Bandicoot: Warped
Mass Effect Legendary Edition
Mass Effect Legendary Edition
"honestly if i was shinji i would have just banged all 3 girls."
Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey
Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey
this is the worst soundtrack in any video game
Xenoblade Chronicles 3
Xenoblade Chronicles 3
fucking yikes man
Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty
Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty
sorry cd project red even idris elba can't make me play your wannabe aaaa open world clusterfuck
The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
honestly i wish this company went bankrupt after this game
The Binding of Isaac: Repentance
The Binding of Isaac: Repentance
what do people see in this series i dont get it
Persona 3 Reload
Persona 3 Reload
marketable nintendo persona 3
Persona 5 Royal
Persona 5 Royal
worst character designs out of this entire series. porn bait ass game
Hollow Knight: Voidheart Edition
Hollow Knight: Voidheart Edition
ITS JUST LIKE DARK SOULS! WAOH
The Last of Us
The Last of Us
hbo lookin ass game
Blasphemous II
Blasphemous II
castlevania fans will really eat up anything nowadays huh
Baldur's Gate II: Enhanced Edition
Baldur's Gate II: Enhanced Edition
for people who complain about the combat in planescape
Hades
Hades
percy jackson fanfiction
Batman: Arkham City - Game of the Year Edition
Batman: Arkham City - Game of the Year Edition
stare at batmans back simulator. could have used a giant boulder level
Ghost of Tsushima: Director's Cut
Ghost of Tsushima: Director's Cut
how do you make a game with an aesthetic this ripe and execution so middling
Ori and the Blind Forest: Definitive Edition
Ori and the Blind Forest: Definitive Edition
art game bullshit
BioShock: The Collection
BioShock: The Collection
this was the last of us for 2007 gamers
Zero Escape: The Nonary Games
Zero Escape: The Nonary Games
i actually did play the beginning of this and it was so flaccid i just dropped it immediately
Granblue Fantasy: Relink
Granblue Fantasy: Relink
cover art's lame
Marvel's Spider-Man Remastered
Marvel's Spider-Man Remastered
finally the modern day assassins creed game
Void Stranger
Void Stranger
consider this a stand in for all indie puzzle games for people who think theyre too smart for shooter or whatever
Shovel Knight: Treasure Trove
Shovel Knight: Treasure Trove
this almost counts
Dishonored: Definitive Edition
Dishonored: Definitive Edition
they wanna be looking glass soooooo bad
The Talos Principle II
The Talos Principle II
the witness ii ii
The Secret of Monkey Island
The Secret of Monkey Island
the writing sucks. sam and max clears
Divinity: Original Sin II - Definitive Edition
Divinity: Original Sin II - Definitive Edition
i'm not enough of a dweeb to find this aesthetic even remotely interesting
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Anniversary Edition
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Anniversary Edition
proto-starfield
Nioh 2: The Complete Edition
Nioh 2: The Complete Edition
bargain bin sekiro
Kid Icarus: Uprising
Kid Icarus: Uprising
drakengard 3 if it was written for 10 year olds
Assassin's Creed: The Ezio Collection
Assassin's Creed: The Ezio Collection
trailing mission simulator
Cuphead & The Delicious Last Course
Cuphead & The Delicious Last Course
yeah the animation is cool i guess but this is a mid ass shmup
Risk of Rain 2
Risk of Rain 2
the fans of this game are the roguelike equivalent of gacha game fans
Brutal Orchestra
Brutal Orchestra
lisa roguelike
Anodyne 2: Return to Dust
Anodyne 2: Return to Dust
being meta won't make your platforming not boring
CrossCode
CrossCode
oh boy! ANOTHER chrono trigger inspired rpg
Elden Ring
Elden Ring
yawn
Fallout: New Vegas - Ultimate Edition
Fallout: New Vegas - Ultimate Edition
stalker ripoff
Steins;Gate
Steins;Gate
i'll just watch the anime
Star Wars: Battlefront II
Star Wars: Battlefront II
bland
Hypnospace Outlaw
Hypnospace Outlaw
Black Mesa: Definitive Edition
Black Mesa: Definitive Edition
if i see another fan sanitization of a classic game being touted as an "improvement" i'm going to kill myself
AM2R: Return of Samus
AM2R: Return of Samus
thats it im killing myself

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2 months ago

I like kid icarus 🤓

2 months ago

your sj comment.... 😢.....this cant be real.....
@GutterTrash no this is definitely real. i hate that soundtrack
Some major kino here
@guttertrash dont worry, I was the same way...and then I played the game and grew up 😎

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