games i will never play because they look boring

this is not a bait list.

Hades
Hades
percy jackson fanfiction
Elden Ring
Elden Ring
yawn
The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
honestly i wish this company went bankrupt after this game
The Last of Us
The Last of Us
hbo lookin ass game
Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice
Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice
fromsoft presents: god of war
Persona 5 Royal
Persona 5 Royal
worst character designs out of this entire series. porn bait ass game
Risk of Rain 2
Risk of Rain 2
the fans of this game are the roguelike equivalent of gacha game fans
Star Wars: Battlefront II
Star Wars: Battlefront II
bland
Marvel's Spider-Man Remastered
Marvel's Spider-Man Remastered
finally the modern day assassins creed game
Persona 3 Reload
Persona 3 Reload
marketable nintendo persona 3
Crash Bandicoot: Warped
Crash Bandicoot: Warped
Kid Icarus: Uprising
Kid Icarus: Uprising
drakengard 3 if it was written for 10 year olds
Hollow Knight: Voidheart Edition
Hollow Knight: Voidheart Edition
ITS JUST LIKE DARK SOULS! WAOH
Xenoblade Chronicles 3
Xenoblade Chronicles 3
fucking yikes man
Ori and the Blind Forest: Definitive Edition
Ori and the Blind Forest: Definitive Edition
art game bullshit
Divinity: Original Sin II - Definitive Edition
Divinity: Original Sin II - Definitive Edition
i'm not enough of a dweeb to find this aesthetic even remotely interesting
Mass Effect Legendary Edition
Mass Effect Legendary Edition
"honestly if i was shinji i would have just banged all 3 girls."
Shovel Knight: Treasure Trove
Shovel Knight: Treasure Trove
this almost counts
The Binding of Isaac: Repentance
The Binding of Isaac: Repentance
what do people see in this series i dont get it
Fallout: New Vegas - Ultimate Edition
Fallout: New Vegas - Ultimate Edition
stalker ripoff
Ghost of Tsushima: Director's Cut
Ghost of Tsushima: Director's Cut
how do you make a game with an aesthetic this ripe and execution so middling
Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty
Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty
sorry cd project red even idris elba can't make me play your wannabe aaaa open world clusterfuck
Dishonored: Definitive Edition
Dishonored: Definitive Edition
they wanna be looking glass soooooo bad
Steins;Gate
Steins;Gate
i'll just watch the anime
Batman: Arkham City - Game of the Year Edition
Batman: Arkham City - Game of the Year Edition
stare at batmans back simulator. could have used a giant boulder level
Hypnospace Outlaw
Hypnospace Outlaw
CrossCode
CrossCode
oh boy! ANOTHER chrono trigger inspired rpg
AM2R: Return of Samus
AM2R: Return of Samus
thats it im killing myself
The Secret of Monkey Island
The Secret of Monkey Island
the writing sucks. sam and max clears
Zero Escape: The Nonary Games
Zero Escape: The Nonary Games
i actually did play the beginning of this and it was so flaccid i just dropped it immediately
BioShock: The Collection
BioShock: The Collection
this was the last of us for 2007 gamers
Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey
Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey
this is the worst soundtrack in any video game
Blasphemous II
Blasphemous II
castlevania fans will really eat up anything nowadays huh
Granblue Fantasy: Relink
Granblue Fantasy: Relink
cover art's lame
Assassin's Creed: The Ezio Collection
Assassin's Creed: The Ezio Collection
trailing mission simulator
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Anniversary Edition
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Anniversary Edition
proto-starfield
Black Mesa: Definitive Edition
Black Mesa: Definitive Edition
if i see another fan sanitization of a classic game being touted as an "improvement" i'm going to kill myself
Nioh 2: The Complete Edition
Nioh 2: The Complete Edition
bargain bin sekiro
Baldur's Gate II: Enhanced Edition
Baldur's Gate II: Enhanced Edition
for people who complain about the combat in planescape
The Talos Principle II
The Talos Principle II
the witness ii ii
Void Stranger
Void Stranger
consider this a stand in for all indie puzzle games for people who think theyre too smart for shooter or whatever
Anodyne 2: Return to Dust
Anodyne 2: Return to Dust
being meta won't make your platforming not boring
Cuphead & The Delicious Last Course
Cuphead & The Delicious Last Course
yeah the animation is cool i guess but this is a mid ass shmup
Brutal Orchestra
Brutal Orchestra
lisa roguelike

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2 months ago

I like kid icarus 🤓

2 months ago

your sj comment.... 😢.....this cant be real.....
@GutterTrash no this is definitely real. i hate that soundtrack
Some major kino here
@guttertrash dont worry, I was the same way...and then I played the game and grew up 😎

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