the video game incarnation of "fucking metal"

this game is such a joke it's sequel had to be the best fucking action game ever made in order to make us forget about it.

alternate review: the square button

why yes, mr chicken man. i do like hurting other people. quite a bit, actually. may i do it more

itd be weird for me to put collectively about 500 hours into this game over various platforms and give it less than a 5/5 so

the most razor sharp writing you will ever find in a game. puzzles are really interesting and the mechanics are solid but fuck video games this writing is god damn crystalline perfection.

good nostalgia, but as a Video Game?

s'ok

please dont fuck up the third one

edit: just play this one again

nice

I'll be honest,while I didn't bawl the whole time like a lot of others have, I still felt it and I may have shed a small tear or two. Now I need to play the sequels, and they need to get that movie made.

saints row 3 - saints row 2 = saints row 4. this is a bad thing.

Fun but annoying

where has this resident evil been my entire life

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….

Juego de puzzles algo mediocre, se pone de paja cerca del final, pero la atmosfera esta buena y tiene momentos memorables

refunded. maps weren't well thought out, and the rating system is confusing and unexplained. character and unit art was mediocre, but the rest of the graphics were great. the main character looks way better in the cover art than in game. its like she aged 20 years within a week. characters are also flat and uninteresting, but story isnt that important in a game like this.
best part was the anime intro

i hate that i have to say this is the ideal version of dark souls since it's a pisspoor excuse of a remaster, but it is the ideal version of dark souls.

this game's wingsuit is actual genius and has ruined my standard for traversal in open world games

it pisses me off to no end that this game has a subtitle

ive never seen someone not like this game

what is it with the walking dead and only having one good season

im strugglin' to find words to describe perfection. seriously, i cannot find a single flaw with this game.

if i had to play one game for the rest of my life i honestly wouldnt feel too bad if this was it

holy shit what a game

300 stunden

i hope i can be half as stylish as this game some day

definitely has cracks but god damn if this isnt exactly the game for me

a pretty alright start to a franchise that would be swiftly followed by three masterpieces, including one that dominates it's own namesake.

Meh, the combat is kind of crap

This is the first Star Wars game I ever played and was a childhood favorite of mine. I never fully completed it until now because it's been over nine years since I got it. Anyway I should get back to playing Mario Odyssey.

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Que chingaos acabo de jugar
Al momento de escribir esto lo termine hace unos 10 minutos y no tengo idea de que pitos era la historia. El combate estaba mediocre y medio molesto, pero el mundo es tan raro que no me siento tan mal por explorarlo, aunque se repitan los enemigos muy seguido

the PC version has fuckin like 100 man matches, suck my dick and balls ea

edit: im sorry, after all this time i realize ive made a mistake. its not 100 man matches. its 600 man matches. ea can shove their head into the furthest reaches of their ass