It doesn't have Ralphie saying 'green cheese', they attacked me and specifically me

I gave this the most charitable attempt in the fucking world and it was still dogshit

A bootleg JRPG could be worse, but it could be good, too

Sports games kinda go hard?

Why the fuck did they put this bimbo on my mean bean machine

Mid

A special 'grasping at straws' kind of dogshit

Dogshit

Dogshit

RACIST dogshit

Mid

Man NES stuff deserves a lot more respect

Heyheyheyheyheyhey what if, heheheh, what if, heheheheheheheh, the queen, heheheheh, her clothes, hehehehehehehehe, the clothes, heheheheheheh, they go OOPS, uh oh, eek! My clothes! Ooohhhh my goodness gracious! I am Nakey!! OOooooooh my!!!!

Dogshit on cocaine

Beautiful beyond its aspirations, and very underdiscussed as far as its technical achievement goes. Can't believe I didn't play it sooner

It has The Vibes and that's all that matters. It's kind of dogshit when you're actually playing it

I ALSO gave this as much of a charitable try as I could and it fucked me anyway, pre-Sonic Genesis RPG's really are soul-siphoning experiences

ALSO kind of dogshit to play but the ludonarrative power here is immaculate

Mid

YEAR OF AMY, WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tank controls are cool but this is a little overkill

All these Capcom Mickey games are cool but kinda just worse versions of other games they made

That's some good MS soul right there

Speeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

I think the thing that confired most MS fans have no media literacy was watching them stumble over themselves to say this is better than NES Castlevania

Gorgeous mid is still mid unfortunately

You can't go home again

Nourishment

Nourishment... 2!!!

I think more games should be about skrunkly couples throwing each other at walls

I would probably punch polterguy in real life if I ever saw him, looks like the nazi teenager from that one Fat Albert scene

Somewhere playing this my brain went 'football is just a turn-based tactical rpg' and I was affected by The Disease

Evil to an excessive degree, proof that maybe Sonic Team shouldn't listen to the fans as often as they think they should

The middest of the mid, I've said mid a lot but this is like, the lowest effort a game has ever put into itself while still being just a little bit enjoyable. Nutty.

I was shocked when I ended up disliking this, I think Red/Technosoft kinda overestimated their game design skills here, should've stuck to something more simple and cinematic

32X kusoge has me acting perplexed and intruiged

Was really cool until it buckled down on the bullshit, rounded out to mid in hindsight

Mid but I have played so many horrible Amiga and Dos style platformers I was FLOORED when this game had any amount of competency put into its game design. It's like watching a baby learn motor skills in real time.

There's a saying about how you have to judge games by their own merits but man it's impossible for me to see this as anything but a total misunderstanding of what made Cybernator good. Miserable, dreadful game.

The best game in a PC-E series is the one not on PC-E? Curious!

Pretty cool

Looks and feels immaculate, plays pretty badly

Best new game I played this year maybe. I want to be hopeful and excited for the future of expansive AAA experiences at a time where 99% of studios are bleeding out at the hands of their corporate ringleaders.

Dogshit (sorry C_F it was still fun playing it w/ you)

There's flubbing your final act and then there's Vixen 357

I'd rather not think about this one again

Wtf it's actually good

SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE MY FAVORITE CHILDHOOD FRANCHISS FROM THE NO MONEY DIMENSION, PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU

Gay robots

Evil screaming incantations

:0

Very good handheld port, pretty recurring theme of the best GG games being Genesis ports. There should've been even more tbh. Where's my 8-bit Bio Hazard Battle and Granada?

Oh

THERE's my 8-bit Granada

:(

Bomberman but a platformer turns out pretty great as long as you don't have to engage with it like a bomberman game

The more time passes the less forgiveness I have towards quarter munchers

Pac-Man... with a GUN!

I ran through this in co-op with my older brother who never plays beatemups and it was one of the best experiences I had this year. And then I realized there's like barely any other beatemups that even get close to this and I got a little sad.

What is she exploring for? The "kitchen"? Lol! Biden 9/11 gas prices phones insurance moon pies

I could squeezehug the life out of this game

I played this for beta-testing-related-purposes and so much time has passed I'm no longer sure if the project this was related to has been publicly announced yet

Felt disrespected on a personal level by this one

Thanks maradona

The bar is on the floor

Super scaler racers need a comeback

Except these ones

It's like 40 minutes longer than it has any right to be

games like this make it so confusing how irem pushed out something as poorly-balanced as undercover cops

Dogshit! :D

Waking up to this was a trip

Great, please let Ko Takeuchi work a new rhythm heaven now

Grinding is (sometimes) cool

Is it sacrilege to say this one beats the arcade version?

that goofy-ass :0 the enemies make when you slam your head into their stomach

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0ylv73hcK0

Benny hill type beat

Clinger winger 2 is the second worst thing I've experienced in my life

This game is racist against fish specifically

Still mid

Had me in the second half ngl

Still mid

Why is it called Twin Hawk if there's only One of them? bombs Oh shit now there are Seven of them, oh shit, oh ass, oh cock

Why does everyone drop their pants for this MD port

titanic

Where's the gameplay?

grappling hooks: the cornerstone of video games

Where's the gameplay?

Psygnosis apologist

Curse? More like, could be worse :)

"I Love You As A Woman Even More"

Peak kusoge

Oh, THERE'S the gameplay.

...where's the enemy design

Imitating the Europeans sure is a way to go

Evil kino

PLEASE buy our game! It has anime girls! Our penises our small and our dads left us!!

Art

Evil midkino? Idk they don't let me play as the ninja girl in this one :pensive:

Kaneko did right once i guess

Reading Mein Kampf and shaking my head the whole time so the people on the bus know I disagree with it

Evil kino