ultimate jack-off

many will enter, only one can win
submit your jacks n jaks and they will be judged accordingly. Strong Jack Essence is a requirement for high placement
the only rule is that they must originate in games

post-blankspace section is for PENDING JACKS I need my team of experts to manually review


Stranger of Paradise: Final Fantasy Origin
Stranger of Paradise: Final Fantasy Origin
Jack Garland

1

Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
Jack Raiden

2

Resident Evil 7: Biohazard
Resident Evil 7: Biohazard
Jack Baker

3

Tekken
Tekken
Jack (Various)

4

Power Stone
Power Stone
Jack

5

Sleeping Dogs
Sleeping Dogs
Jackie Ma

6

Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy
Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy
Jak

7

Shin Megami Tensei II
Shin Megami Tensei II
Jack Frost

8

Mass Effect 2
Mass Effect 2
Jack

9

Guilty Gear Xrd: Revelator
Guilty Gear Xrd: Revelator
Jack-O

10

BioShock
BioShock
Jack

11

Jazz Jackrabbit
Jazz Jackrabbit
Jazz Jackrabbit

12

NieR: Automata
NieR: Automata
Jackass

13

Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
Naked Jack

loses points for Low Jack Essence

14

Resident Evil 4
Resident Evil 4
Jack Krauser

15

Far Cry
Far Cry
Jack Carver

16

Red Dead Redemption
Red Dead Redemption
Jack Marston

17

Lisa: The Painful
Lisa: The Painful
Jack (Magician)

18

Bomb Jack
Bomb Jack
Bomb Jack

19

Borderlands 2
Borderlands 2
Handsome Jack

20

BlankSpace

21

MadWorld
MadWorld
Jack Cayman

22

Cyberpunk 2077
Cyberpunk 2077
Jackie

23

Fable
Fable
Jack of Blades

24

Contract J.A.C.K.
Contract J.A.C.K.
lmao

25

Dead to Rights
Dead to Rights
Jack Slate

26

Dead Rising 2
Dead Rising 2
Jack Ellis

27

Pumpkin Jack
Pumpkin Jack
Pumpkin Jack

28

Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth
Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth
Jack Walters

29

Street Fighter EX3
Street Fighter EX3
cracker jack

30

Jack Keane
Jack Keane
Jack Keane

31

Armored Core: Verdict Day
Armored Core: Verdict Day
Jack

32

Max Payne
Max Payne
jack lupino

33

Nox
Nox
jack mower

34

Virtua Fighter
Virtua Fighter
Jacky Bryant

35

Legends of Runeterra
Legends of Runeterra
Jack

36

Immortals of Aveum
Immortals of Aveum
Jack

37

Mortal Kombat X
Mortal Kombat X
Jacqui Briggs

38

Wild Arms
Wild Arms
Jack Van Burace

39

Art of Fighting
Art of Fighting
jack turner

40

L.A. Noire
L.A. Noire
jack kelso

41

Jack in the Dark
Jack in the Dark
name says it all

42

62 Comments


2 months ago

Ah I missed the rule. Ignore me.

2 months ago

I don't know if this counts, but the other day I finished Metal Gear Solid 3 and everyone kept calling Snake as Jack whenever they said his real name, but then he says his name is John so I'm confused.

2 months ago

Jack Frost from the Shin Megami Tensei franchise (you can just put whatever entry in the SMT séries)

2 months ago

Jack Keane from the Jack Keane games. How much rankings weight is given to the game having Jack in the title?

2 months ago

gonna add all these in a bit when I get the chance!

@paq250
that's a good question. boss calls him jack right? I think that applies

@vee
definitely counts

@dreamboat
initially (and currently) the system was designed entirely based on my whims and preferences, but as some vocal critics have noted this may create a competition with less drama and a predictable outcome due to one jack garland. I haven't had a chance to look into the stuff I'm less familiar with yet, but as I do I'll consider how its all weighted

contract JACK still cracking me up so I feel that has to account for something

2 months ago

mgs3 has altered the formula somewhat and I am now going to consider Strong Jack Essence as a requisite for high ranking placement

2 months ago

@curse Yeah, everyone who knows him personally calls him Jack all the time, but in one of the last cutscenes he's asked what his name is and says it's John. Maybe this has something to do with this one question you get at the start of the game where I picked the answer "I like MGS2", because they gave me a Raiden mask, so perhaps this is a sort of joke? I guess? For the people who chose that answer I mean.

2 months ago

Jack from Lisa the Painful. He's a magician that throws explosive playing cards.

2 months ago

Jack from Armored Core Verdict Day
Also have Jack-O from Nexus and Last Raven

2 months ago

@paq250_ just FYI "Jack" is a nickname for people named "John". Like "Peggie" for "Margaret" or "Hank" for "Henry."

2 months ago

can't get the site to work long enough to edit the list but I'll add all these as soon as it's semi-functional again (TBD)

2 months ago

@cowboyjosh Thanks a bunch, I wasn't aware of that, English is not my first language :s

2 months ago

Jack Lupino from Max Payne 1

2 months ago

Should have Jack Bros, got Jack in the title and has Jack Frost, Pyro Jack/Jack O' Lantern, and Jack the Ripper

2 months ago

would Virtua Fighter's Jacky Bryant be allowed ?

2 months ago

Can Jack from Legends of Runeterra join the Jack off?

2 months ago

Don't forget Smiling Jack from Vampire: The Masquerade

2 months ago

Actually, nix that - I'm realizing he probably predates the game due to being used in the TTRPG at some point

2 months ago

Jackie Ma - Sleeping Dogs. Goated.

2 months ago

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2 months ago

Pyro Jack from Shin Megami Tensei (1992)

2 months ago

Shameful that I forgot this one: main character of Headhunter is Jack Wade.

2 months ago

Does Jack Frost in Persona/SMT count

2 months ago

Immortals of Avenum’s protagonist is named Jak but that game was so bland I don’t blame people for not noticing

2 months ago

Jacqui Briggs- Mortal Kombat X/MK11
Jack Van Burace- Wild Arms

2 months ago

whoa there's a lot here for me to sort thru. thanks for all the entries I'll get them added sometime soon

2 months ago

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2 months ago

Jack Turner from Art of Fighting

2 months ago

Jack Kelso, from L.A Noire

2 months ago

Jack in the Dark (1993)


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