ultimate jack-off

many will enter, only one can win
submit your jacks n jaks and they will be judged accordingly. Strong Jack Essence is a requirement for high placement
the only rule is that they must originate in games

post-blankspace section is for PENDING JACKS I need my team of experts to manually review


Armored Core: Verdict Day
Armored Core: Verdict Day
Jack
Art of Fighting
Art of Fighting
jack turner
BioShock
BioShock
Jack
BlankSpace
Bomb Jack
Bomb Jack
Bomb Jack
Borderlands 2
Borderlands 2
Handsome Jack
Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth
Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth
Jack Walters
Contract J.A.C.K.
Contract J.A.C.K.
lmao
Cyberpunk 2077
Cyberpunk 2077
Jackie
Dead Rising 2
Dead Rising 2
Jack Ellis
Dead to Rights
Dead to Rights
Jack Slate
Fable
Fable
Jack of Blades
Far Cry
Far Cry
Jack Carver
Guilty Gear Xrd: Revelator
Guilty Gear Xrd: Revelator
Jack-O
Immortals of Aveum
Immortals of Aveum
Jack
Jack in the Dark
Jack in the Dark
name says it all
Jack Keane
Jack Keane
Jack Keane
Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy
Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy
Jak
Jazz Jackrabbit
Jazz Jackrabbit
Jazz Jackrabbit
L.A. Noire
L.A. Noire
jack kelso
Legends of Runeterra
Legends of Runeterra
Jack
Lisa: The Painful
Lisa: The Painful
Jack (Magician)
MadWorld
MadWorld
Jack Cayman
Mass Effect 2
Mass Effect 2
Jack
Max Payne
Max Payne
jack lupino
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
Jack Raiden
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
Naked Jack

loses points for Low Jack Essence
Mortal Kombat X
Mortal Kombat X
Jacqui Briggs
NieR: Automata
NieR: Automata
Jackass
Nox
Nox
jack mower
Power Stone
Power Stone
Jack
Pumpkin Jack
Pumpkin Jack
Pumpkin Jack
Red Dead Redemption
Red Dead Redemption
Jack Marston
Resident Evil 4
Resident Evil 4
Jack Krauser
Resident Evil 7: Biohazard
Resident Evil 7: Biohazard
Jack Baker
Shin Megami Tensei II
Shin Megami Tensei II
Jack Frost
Sleeping Dogs
Sleeping Dogs
Jackie Ma
Stranger of Paradise: Final Fantasy Origin
Stranger of Paradise: Final Fantasy Origin
Jack Garland
Street Fighter EX3
Street Fighter EX3
cracker jack
Tekken
Tekken
Jack (Various)
Virtua Fighter
Virtua Fighter
Jacky Bryant
Wild Arms
Wild Arms
Jack Van Burace

62 Comments


2 months ago

you gotta get Bomb Jack from Bomb Jack on here. At the bottom but still above Borderlands (of course)

2 months ago

@funbil
bomb jack has entered the fray

2 months ago

u can’t spell jack off without Jack-O

2 months ago

@beautifulbrute
I've checked the data and that appears to be true

2 months ago

Can’t believe Jack Baker made it on here before Krauser

2 months ago

@hilda
krauser was gonna be in the initial batch and then I forgot to add him. RE4 remake's krauser being kind of a dork did some damage to his standing in the jack hierarchy

2 months ago

That version of Krauser doesn’t exist in my lexicon yet so Krauser is still awesome

2 months ago

jack cayman from madworlds a pretty top tier jack

2 months ago

also does megaten jack frost qualify here

2 months ago

Jack from BioShock

2 months ago

I wrote this whole thing about Jack in Lost: Via Domus and was literally hovering over the submit button when I realized it broke your one rule lol.

Anyway Jackie from Cyberpunk 2077 should qualify.

2 months ago

Jack Carver from Far Cry 1! Remember Far Cry 1?

2 months ago

Oh yeah and how about Jack of Blades from Fable?

2 months ago

John Jack from Contract J.A.C.K. - bad game, incredible acronym. JUST ANOTHER CONTRACT KILLER

2 months ago

Jack Slate from Dead to Rights and Jack from Mass Effect 2. There's a lot of video game characters called Jack I think.

2 months ago

dang these are a lot of submissions. I'm gonna have to review a few I'm not familiar with so I can see their jackdom firsthand and try to slot them in appropriately

2 months ago

@dreamboat
I do remember far cry 1. forgot that dude's name was jack but the game rules

@guttertrash
jack frost definitely counts

2 months ago

if jake isn't too far off, there's of course Alternate Jake Hunter and RE6 for its appearance of jake muller

none of this matters anyway jack garland wins

2 months ago

There's a survivor in Dead Rising 2 named Jack Ellis that will play strip poker with you.

2 months ago

We already know who's gonna win

2 months ago

@chandler
@PKMudkipz
we don't know yet!! there could be a dark horse contender. jake is a bridge too far and would mark a paradigm shift that I'm not ready for tho

@hotpoppah
throwing poker jack in the queue

2 months ago

i think Jak 2's Jak has way more dog in him than Jak 1's Jak.

2 months ago

i dont know any other jack's really, but Power Scaling talk, I think probably the top strongest 2 are Jack of Blades or Jack Garland

2 months ago

can't believe it took me so long to remember jack from powerstone

@gruel
generally I've been going with first appearance if I can help it but considering their whole arcs. I do agree with you tho and positions are subject to change as I spend more time ruminating

@snigglegros
that sounds about right. gotta assume one of the tekken robot jacks is pretty high up there by now too

2 months ago

Pumpkin Jack is pretty high tier when it comes to Jacks in my humble opinion...

2 months ago

Is there a Titanic game? There's an easy Jack.

Also; always happy to see a list with MadWorld on.

2 months ago

Oh also; Red Dead Redemption and Dark Corners of the Earth?

2 months ago

Cracker Jack from Street Fighter EX has good music and is a great example of how one space can make a name much funnier.

2 months ago

Does Jazz Jackrabbit count?

2 months ago

Samurai Jack. The ultimate Jack.


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