that goofy-ass :0 the enemies make when you slam your head into their stomach

early beatmania has a sound that commands respect. not a good sound, mind you.

Better than 2 but ehhhh

The best game in a PC-E series is the one not on PC-E? Curious!

It's solid but damn I wish the best Master System platformers weren't fucking Mickey Mouse games

this is what people think altered beast is (they're half-right)

The better half of the MS library is unfortunately still mid. Heard this is better on MSX?

Why is it called Twin Hawk if there's only One of them? bombs Oh shit now there are Seven of them, oh shit, oh ass, oh cock

Dogshit on cocaine

Why is there so many got dang menus? I just wanna play some songs by good-cool

We need more steampunkish halcyon shmups... made by anyone but the british

Mid

It made me like Mega Man 4!! It's beautiful!!!!

"I Love You As A Woman Even More"

Curse? More like, could be worse :)

Behind every cool/cute PC-E anime character is a dogshit kusoge

Was really cool until it buckled down on the bullshit, rounded out to mid in hindsight

the pink girl is cute

A GOOD Euroshmup????!? Groovy!!!!

Amiga-core

Very unique structure and vibes, definitely recommended for MS/GG-heads

Very good handheld port, probably one of the best GG games (not a high bar)

Mid but it gave us Stepmania so I'm still winning

This stuff is outside my wheelhouse of interest but it made my skin crawl when I read it, Squigglydot absolutely succeeded at her mission

top 10 walking sims

I paid 200+ to import controllers for this and one of them stopped working after a week, fuck you buyee and fuck you bemanituber that shilled for them

Amazing sequel, not a big songlist but everything here slaps.

GROWLBACKS GROWLBACKS WE'RE NOT DEAD, AT LEAST TRY TO BEAT THIS SPREAD, YAAAAAYYYYYYYY

Had me in the second half ngl

Great song selection and vibe, wish I was better at this

Gay robots

Extremely creative and affective concept, was really happy to contribute to this

This could've been a new fav if not for like, 2-3 horrible maze levels and the worst boss rush in a game I've played in a while

These games are so fucking hard how do you guys have enough time to learn this shit

Mid

You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you never considered whether or not you should

Waking up to this was a trip

A big mixed bag but worth a look if you like MKDS

I'm on my radicalraisin shit, I've lost contact with this plane of existence, I'm unreal

Somewhere playing this my brain went 'football is just a turn-based tactical rpg' and I was affected by The Disease

Pretty cool

Awful

crying

My first self-published game, I look back on it with a lot of bitterness, but doesn't everyone do that to their first big project? Learned a lot from the mistakes I made here as I look ahead to my next game

The Blowjob Brothers

Behind every cool/cute PC-E anime character is a dogshit kusoge

it's like bishiBashi before bishiBashi was a thing, it's cool

i thought ddr games didn't change up much between sequels, damn iidx makes that series look like a never-ending string of reboots

The worst kind of dogshit is dogshit with cute character designs

titanic

i did Crab Rave doubles on this at a fun center and a dad came up and high-fived me, I'm winning at life

If I watched this at any time of my life other than first week of training at a dogshit horrible job I probably would've been hooked to toku for life, this was so cool

Behind every cool/cute PC-E anime character is... a suite of nice cutscenes with no gameplay???

It doesn't have Ralphie saying 'green cheese', they attacked me and specifically me

This was also bad but more in a 'baby game with no meat on its bones' kind of way

we must realize that our people will do whatever we do !

Dogshit

Is it sacrilege to say this one beats the arcade version?

Evil midkino? Idk they don't let me play as the ninja girl in this one :pensive:

Mid but I have played so many horrible Amiga and Dos style platformers I was FLOORED when this game had any amount of competency put into its game design. It's like watching a baby learn motor skills in real time.

I'd rather not think about this one again

Boobs?!?!?? I mean, Dogshit

:0

The middest of the mid, I've said mid a lot but this is like, the lowest effort a game has ever put into itself while still being just a little bit enjoyable. Nutty.

32X kusoge has me acting perplexed and intruiged

We've got to ceeeelebraaaate our differenceeeeees

dogshit

Good Darius 1 port, but not as good as MD Extra Version

Oh

THERE's my 8-bit Granada

:(

It was mid when I played it but I know it's the kind of brainmulch I would rot myself on if I had hardware to play it on

Dogshit

Dogshit

Great game, used to think super and IIDX were just superior but this port really shows how its reservations make it shine.

It had potential, only feels like SEGA scrapped it cause it would compete with their own SOR1.

I cannot remember if this was better or worse than Tant-R

crying

Mid iirc but the music was good

YOU PHYSICALLY CANNOT BEAT THIS GAME, THIS IS NOT AN EXAGGERATION, THEY DID NOT PROGRAM IT RIGHT, WHAT THE FUCK, HOW, HOW

The bar is on the floor

There's flubbing your final act and then there's Vixen 357

Tetris for indie devs?

Still mid

pop'n is cool but they're fucking ridiculous if they think i'm gonna burn 2 years of my life just to learn what they consider the mid-tier difficulty of charts

Ridiculous and very cool

Solo and 4th Mix Plus in the same place, a damn steal

Thanks maradona

her ass cannot Roll it is like she is afraid of Breaking a Fingernail like and subscribe

Mid

I played this for beta-testing-related-purposes and so much time has passed I'm no longer sure if the project this was related to has been publicly announced yet

A bootleg JRPG could be worse, but it could be good, too

Movie Guy Voice

The only video game I've played in recent memory that gave me the same sense of hopelessness and disorientation I felt as a kid playing hard games without access to the internet. An unpolished nugget, a marvelous mistake

Sports games kinda go hard?

It's cool ig

:bottom-eyes:

Dogshit

SOUL. The worst beats known to man

M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

i remember nothing about this other than it being incredibly cheap even by dragon's lair knockoff standards