It exists, lord knows I don't have any attachment to this incarnation of Pinocchio on a gameplay projection level

Bomberman but a platformer turns out pretty great as long as you don't have to engage with it like a bomberman game

Mid, arguably dogshit, but it has Pastel and the Moai

Mercs players :handshake emoji: Overwatch players

"Fuck Tanks"

Need more games like this

Why does everyone drop their pants for this MD port

mid

Dogshit

Gradius is kinda like a bad sexual partner. Keeps pumping and pumping, and then once he blows his load, totally useless

Benny hill type beat

THEY MASSACRED MY BOY

grappling hooks: the cornerstone of video games

idk it was cool

Beating this was a herculean trial and I don't know if I'd revisit it but the high certainly felt good at the time

The more time passes the less forgiveness I have towards quarter munchers

Peak kusoge

Mega > Super

roguelike (derogatory)

STOP DOING 'MORE THINGS' SEQUELS, AND PLEASE STOP DOING THEM WITH COOL HALCYONIC ARTSTYLES, YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART

What is she exploring for? The "kitchen"? Lol! Biden 9/11 gas prices phones insurance moon pies

Speeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

Where's the gameplay?

After so many countless accolades from PC-E-heads (including Kanye???), I was blown away that this was identical to every other Compile game but maybe a little worse.

I didn't like how this played especially, but it's Lords of Thunder, it's metal, that's all that matters y'know?

Stil somehow better than most MD fighting games

GOOD: It's Monkey Island with Scooby

BAD: It's Monkey Island with Scooby

Could probably be good if the bullets were even somewhat visible

Gorgeous mid is still mid unfortunately

Except these ones

PC-Engine shmups are dime a dozen but the ones with name-brand recognition really are something special, great game

Peak of the entire PC-E Hu-Card library

But seriously seriously stop putting obscene difficulty bumps at the end of your shmups Hudson

I have never seen such a good game drop the ball so hard on the last level, what the actual fuck

Mid. Turns out the bootleg pikachu music came from here. Huh.

shovelware-shaped kino

THIS right here is the peak of video games. No structure, no consistency, no playtesting, just you and 100 goofy-looking guys on a parallax background

A special 'grasping at straws' kind of dogshit

When I say gaming is dead I mean no games like this are being made anymore

Get your ass back in the mid mines, stupid

Very good handheld port, pretty recurring theme of the best GG games being Genesis ports. There should've been even more tbh. Where's my 8-bit Bio Hazard Battle and Granada?

This SHOULD be good but it falls apart really quickly

Thank you konami but also fuck you konami

PLEASE buy our game! It has anime girls! Our penises our small and our dads left us!!

I think the thing that confired most MS fans have no media literacy was watching them stumble over themselves to say this is better than NES Castlevania

Kino

Need more GG stuff like this, please, please please please

Kino

I'm sorry Maradona

Support our main man kenney

Super scaler racers need a comeback

Very cute!!

JFC stop putting obscene difficulty bumps at the end of your shmups Hudson

Where's the gameplay?

I don't remember if I actually sincerely liked this or if Yoshi's Safari left me all vulnerable and frail, oh heavens

Gorgeous to look and feel, truly out of this world, masterpiece

Still mid

Reading Mein Kampf and shaking my head the whole time so the people on the bus know I disagree with it

Dogshit

Evil kino

Every DDR game has a song about hard fucking but I didn't expect this game to have a song that's literally 'stop cumming early' and its album art is a dude in tightly-whities clutching a gun near his dick

A very tender and well-considered introspection into the vicious cycle of loneliness and intrusive thinking and how it takes us away from people who need help just as much as we do

But the gameplay sucks lmao

Mid

Where the fuck is ska a go go???????

Jenny and I discovered the guy that made this lives somewhat close to me I need to get in touch with him somehow

Evil screaming incantations

Penith

Mid. Did you know someone's making a fan sequel to this for MD with ripped sprites from other games? Very cool.

Looks and feels immaculate, plays pretty badly

Stop putting obscene difficulty bumps at the end of your shmups Hudson

I would probably punch polterguy in real life if I ever saw him, looks like the nazi teenager from that one Fat Albert scene

It has The Vibes and that's all that matters. It's kind of dogshit when you're actually playing it

I was shocked when I ended up disliking this, I think Red/Technosoft kinda overestimated their game design skills here, should've stuck to something more simple and cinematic

It fucking sucks DICK

But Yousuke Yasui, oh my god, Yousuke Yasui, you always, always deliver

This was awful, I was way too generous to this just on merit of novelty

As bad as Ginga Force but it also has weaker music too and a forced 'kill them all peter' plot

It's just bad NBA Jam!

THEY PROGRAMMED CROUCHING WRONG???? WHO DOES THAT??????

Dogshit but the shield mechanic deserves a second attempt

Evil kino

It's cool, fuck the lava level

Mid

Kaneko did right once i guess

I think more games should be about skrunkly couples throwing each other at walls

Wait a minute! This isn't MUSHA! This is anal sex!!

SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE MY FAVORITE CHILDHOOD FRANCHISS FROM THE NO MONEY DIMENSION, PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU

Idk it's fine?

Imitating the Europeans sure is a way to go

dogshit

It did the 'rescue your player character with a second player character' thing years before anyone else, pretty mid otherwise

Mid

Pac-Man... with a GUN!

Dogshit

Great bridge-point between the early and later 573-era games, but the song selection could be better on PS1

Cool progenitor to a whole Japanese genre, don't have any interest in coming back to it

Psygnosis apologist

The 2nd most I've ever sweated playing a video game (behind DDR)

Wolfteam should've made more stuff like this instead of 7/10 RPGs

It's just bad NBA Jam!

This and Zero Wing continue proving that whenever Toaplan tries to do art direction, horrible game design isn't far beyond the corner

Raiden burning the casserole right as Truxton comes home and says he had a bad day at work

Stop putting obscene difficulty bumps at the end of your shmups Hudson

It's like 40 minutes longer than it has any right to be