The 'ALL OF 2023' Rapidfire
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Byotiful, a fantastic replay to end the year. Unfortunately, I can't speedrun this, and Terri is gonna kick my ass whenever we get around to racing it
Great game, used to think super and IIDX were just superior but this port really shows how its reservations make it shine.
dogshit
Thanks maradona
Dogshit
Dogshit
Penith
Wait a minute! This isn't MUSHA! This is anal sex!!
Raiden burning the casserole right as Truxton comes home and says he had a bad day at work
top 10 walking sims
I'm on my radicalraisin shit, I've lost contact with this plane of existence, I'm unreal
Wolfteam should've made more stuff like this instead of 7/10 RPGs
Evil kino
Reading Mein Kampf and shaking my head the whole time so the people on the bus know I disagree with it
Kaneko did right once i guess
Evil midkino? Idk they don't let me play as the ninja girl in this one :pensive:
PLEASE buy our game! It has anime girls! Our penises our small and our dads left us!!
Evil kino
Imitating the Europeans sure is a way to go
Oh, THERE'S the gameplay.
...where's the enemy design
...where's the enemy design
Peak kusoge
"I Love You As A Woman Even More"
Curse? More like, could be worse :)
Psygnosis apologist
Where's the gameplay?
grappling hooks: the cornerstone of video games
Where's the gameplay?
titanic
Why does everyone drop their pants for this MD port
Why is it called Twin Hawk if there's only One of them? bombs Oh shit now there are Seven of them, oh shit, oh ass, oh cock
Still mid
Had me in the second half ngl
Still mid
This game is racist against fish specifically
Clinger winger 2 is the second worst thing I've experienced in my life
Benny hill type beat
that goofy-ass :0 the enemies make when you slam your head into their stomach
Is it sacrilege to say this one beats the arcade version?
Grinding is (sometimes) cool
Great, please let Ko Takeuchi work a new rhythm heaven now
Waking up to this was a trip
Dogshit! :D
games like this make it so confusing how irem pushed out something as poorly-balanced as undercover cops
It's like 40 minutes longer than it has any right to be
Except these ones
Super scaler racers need a comeback
The bar is on the floor
Thanks maradona
Felt disrespected on a personal level by this one
I played this for beta-testing-related-purposes and so much time has passed I'm no longer sure if the project this was related to has been publicly announced yet
I could squeezehug the life out of this game
What is she exploring for? The "kitchen"? Lol! Biden 9/11 gas prices phones insurance moon pies
I ran through this in co-op with my older brother who never plays beatemups and it was one of the best experiences I had this year. And then I realized there's like barely any other beatemups that even get close to this and I got a little sad.
Pac-Man... with a GUN!
The more time passes the less forgiveness I have towards quarter munchers
Bomberman but a platformer turns out pretty great as long as you don't have to engage with it like a bomberman game
Oh
THERE's my 8-bit Granada
:(
THERE's my 8-bit Granada
:(
Very good handheld port, pretty recurring theme of the best GG games being Genesis ports. There should've been even more tbh. Where's my 8-bit Bio Hazard Battle and Granada?
Evil screaming incantations
Gay robots
SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE MY FAVORITE CHILDHOOD FRANCHISS FROM THE NO MONEY DIMENSION, PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU
Wtf it's actually good
I'd rather not think about this one again
There's flubbing your final act and then there's Vixen 357
Dogshit (sorry C_F it was still fun playing it w/ you)
Best new game I played this year maybe. I want to be hopeful and excited for the future of expansive AAA experiences at a time where 99% of studios are bleeding out at the hands of their corporate ringleaders.
Looks and feels immaculate, plays pretty badly
Pretty cool
The best game in a PC-E series is the one not on PC-E? Curious!
There's a saying about how you have to judge games by their own merits but man it's impossible for me to see this as anything but a total misunderstanding of what made Cybernator good. Miserable, dreadful game.
Mid but I have played so many horrible Amiga and Dos style platformers I was FLOORED when this game had any amount of competency put into its game design. It's like watching a baby learn motor skills in real time.
Was really cool until it buckled down on the bullshit, rounded out to mid in hindsight
32X kusoge has me acting perplexed and intruiged
I was shocked when I ended up disliking this, I think Red/Technosoft kinda overestimated their game design skills here, should've stuck to something more simple and cinematic
The middest of the mid, I've said mid a lot but this is like, the lowest effort a game has ever put into itself while still being just a little bit enjoyable. Nutty.
Evil to an excessive degree, proof that maybe Sonic Team shouldn't listen to the fans as often as they think they should
Somewhere playing this my brain went 'football is just a turn-based tactical rpg' and I was affected by The Disease
I would probably punch polterguy in real life if I ever saw him, looks like the nazi teenager from that one Fat Albert scene
I think more games should be about skrunkly couples throwing each other at walls
Nourishment... 2!!!
Nourishment
You can't go home again
Gorgeous mid is still mid unfortunately
I think the thing that confired most MS fans have no media literacy was watching them stumble over themselves to say this is better than NES Castlevania
Speeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
That's some good MS soul right there
All these Capcom Mickey games are cool but kinda just worse versions of other games they made
Tank controls are cool but this is a little overkill
YEAR OF AMY, WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ALSO kind of dogshit to play but the ludonarrative power here is immaculate
I ALSO gave this as much of a charitable try as I could and it fucked me anyway, pre-Sonic Genesis RPG's really are soul-siphoning experiences
It has The Vibes and that's all that matters. It's kind of dogshit when you're actually playing it
Beautiful beyond its aspirations, and very underdiscussed as far as its technical achievement goes. Can't believe I didn't play it sooner
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Vee
5 months ago