Games I don’t like

Unordered

God of War
God of War
Overly strict boring cringeworthy narrative thinking it’s so epic when really it’s so full of itself my dad got me the sequel even though I didn’t want it and it’s pretty much the same thing so after putting in 5 or 6 hours into that one I stopped
Marvel's Spider-Man
Marvel's Spider-Man
Cringe and boring don’t like automatic systems that do the work for you that stealth is especially trash
Super Mario Galaxy
Super Mario Galaxy
Too slow for me and too much downtime between levels snore it’s sequel is a bit better but not enough to really matter
Sonic Lost World
Sonic Lost World
Sonic’s identity crisis like dafuq happened here even if I didn’t like gens at least it knew what to focus on this is dumb doggy doo doo
Sonic and the Black Knight
Sonic and the Black Knight
Barely a game you just swing the remote around for a few hours and it’s done
Sonic Unleashed
Sonic Unleashed
Overrated don’t care whether or not it gets a pc release
Team Sonic Racing
Team Sonic Racing
Team shit is dumb this game is sad on so many categories ost is the only salvageable thing about it
Crash Bandicoot: Warped
Crash Bandicoot: Warped
Out of the crashes 3 is the most boring level design hardly feels relevant and the multiple vehicle gimmicky levels are meh
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D
Made it through like 3 or 4 dungeons and couldn’t care enough to progress further too dull
Half-Life 2
Half-Life 2
The inverse of its predecessor everything feels too slow and fuck the dialogue only sequences it’s environments and atmosphere are admirable but ugh can’t bring myself to wanting to do a second playthrough of it rather just mess around with its controls and physics on Gmod
Fall Guys
Fall Guys
Technically a skill issue involved but idc it can get obnoxiously one sided with mini games that are very RNG reliant and you can only hope you have the better players whenever you get split into teams
Among Us
Among Us
Hate the fandom hate socialism especially on games can’t die faster
NieR: Automata
NieR: Automata
Tried it and it bums me out that I couldn’t enjoy it as much as everyone else did it’s narrative has something going for it but ultimately couldn’t care
Fallout: New Vegas
Fallout: New Vegas
Combat is just “select your choice of where you want to shoot them” but it’s got RNG which sucks also it’s open world and it’s slow boring
Minecraft: Story Mode
Minecraft: Story Mode
Ngl have a bit of nostalgia for it it’s kinda charming but admittedly it’s too boring dumb and not interesting enough to be THE story to the most famous game in the world
Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood
Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood
It’s because of this game that I don’t like rpgs it does everything they do but worse fucking ugly music and a drag to get through
Metroid Prime
Metroid Prime
Too slow and boring shooter it’s got a lock on too so what’s even the point
New Super Mario Bros. Wii
New Super Mario Bros. Wii
2D Mario plain and simple but it’s so lifeless and bland it hardly feels like people cared
Sonic Forces
Sonic Forces
Unlike everyone in the world I can say some nice things about this game but yeah it plays itself and isn’t interesting enough to speed run it or anything
Metroid
Metroid
Metroid without a map fucking Christ dude how would you expect me to enjoy this
LEGO The Hobbit
LEGO The Hobbit
Lego games always aren’t interesting to me too many context sensitive actions barely feels like a game
Street Fighter
Street Fighter
The dumbest fighting game nothing flows well and actions do way too much damage it’s kinda funny but still annoying and shit
Tomb Raider
Tomb Raider
Feels heartless and broken idk why it plays like this especially when you’re probably intended to take her situations as seriously as the developers want you to
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U
Playing smash 4 nowadays makes me feel like I really have nothing going on in my life feels so empty coming back to it it’s so sad represents a lot of Wii U only games relevancy that aren’t ported to the switch
Super Smash Bros.
Super Smash Bros.
Original smash is nostalgic but kinda shitty since it’s so easy to air combo and recoveries are shit
Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island
Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island
Really tried to like it it’s so good to look at but ehhh gameplay isn’t hooking me
Sonic Jump
Sonic Jump
Empty ass nothing worthless junk trash
Sonic Dash
Sonic Dash
It’s cringe that this is probably the most played sonic game since it’s just a knockoff of temple run which already gets boring really fast
Sonic Runners Adventure
Sonic Runners Adventure
Admittedly I kinda had fun with the original runners it felt frantic and lively this is just a discount version of it so it’s only good quality is that it reminded me of how much fun I had playing the first one instead
Sonic and the Secret Rings
Sonic and the Secret Rings
Motion controls suck ass and this feels so poor like my commands feel like they work half the time nauseating
Sonic Boom: Shattered Crystal
Sonic Boom: Shattered Crystal
Like a weird hunt for random shit really boring to play really boring to look at totally forgettable
Mario Party: Island Tour
Mario Party: Island Tour
Boring party game nuff said
Metroid Fusion
Metroid Fusion
Had a frustrating time with it not that it was hard but had to keep going back to the same areas got really stale
Castle Crashers
Castle Crashers
Tolerable with friends not interesting when played alone
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
Reminds me of Minecraft with less options you just drive around like a drunken idiot beating people up or whatever couldn’t care to put more time into it
Sonic 3D Blast
Sonic 3D Blast
Ugly af movement makes my head sick
The Legend of Zelda
The Legend of Zelda
On one hand I like that you are able to find things for yourself without an in game tutorial but on the other hand it’s not clear for where you’re supposed to go that I end up looking up a guide instead didn’t bother to do so because got tired of it
Pokkén Tournament
Pokkén Tournament
Clunky ass movement generic ass fighting mechanics not interesting whatsoever dunno why I thought I’d like it
Alex Kidd in the Enchanted Castle
Alex Kidd in the Enchanted Castle
Plays like ass like baby’s first platformer
Minecraft
Minecraft
Games mean different things to people and Minecraft is unlike any other unfortunately it can be pretty useless entertainment when you don’t have an idea of what to do in it or have any clue what you’re doing with your life survival mode needs help because my interests in starting and playing a new world never lasts long
Super Mario Bros. 2
Super Mario Bros. 2
Unintuitive for Mario standards feels shitty mechanics are awkward and confusing it’s just a mess
Super Mario World
Super Mario World
Way too easy to break barely feels relevant half the time
Sonic the Hedgehog
Sonic the Hedgehog
Game gear sonic that runs shitty has an autoscroller isn’t very fun just bleh
Tails Adventure
Tails Adventure
Tails’ weird and frankly annoying Metroid type game everything is slow saving is a pain in the ass and navigation is confusing
Sonic Boom: Fire & Ice
Sonic Boom: Fire & Ice
Better than the other one but still easy to leave behind because it’s extremely unexceptional
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
Least I can say I beat it but didn’t have fun with it these types of games aren’t for me
Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode II
Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode II
Kinda like episode 1 episode 2 is kinda sucky the stupid team mechanics make the level design’s already underwhelming structure even more so
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
There’s so much to appreciate about it but it’s too underwhelming and the magical sense of adventure fades away the more you play it
Batman: Arkham Knight
Batman: Arkham Knight
Same deal with breath it’s not very interesting or challenging it’s pretty but that’s as much praise as I can give it
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
There’s barely a difficulty here yeah sure whatever it’s more about the experience but idc I’m lukewarm on it
The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth
The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth
Really like it on paper but once you play as the flying demon guy the game turns into a joke
Five Nights at Freddy's
Five Nights at Freddy's
Haven’t played it but I dislike everything about this series so much that there’s no way in hell I’ll enjoy it
Only Up!
Only Up!
Haven’t played it either but it’s total bait it’s cringe people are making a big deal about it

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