AW without dogshit balance just isn't AW, y'know?

Movie Guy Voice

If I watched this at any time of my life other than first week of training at a dogshit horrible job I probably would've been hooked to toku for life, this was so cool

When I say gaming is dead I mean no games like this are being made anymore

Gorgeous to look and feel, truly out of this world, masterpiece

You hate Super Princess Peach because you misinterpreted its setting as calling Peach an over-emotional wuss. I hate Super Princess Peach cause it's a worse version of a dollar-store Yoshi game. We are not the same.

It's solid but damn I wish the best Master System platformers weren't fucking Mickey Mouse games

And ya think it's bout time ya die, and I agree

Amazing sequel, not a big songlist but everything here slaps.

SOUL. The worst beats known to man

Every DDR game has a song about hard fucking but I didn't expect this game to have a song that's literally 'stop cumming early' and its album art is a dude in tightly-whities clutching a gun near his dick

Have you ever been 'aw shit I wanna buy a new game on the eShop but I don't wanna spend too much' so you settle for an 80% off 1.99 indie platformer with no sauce and no ideas and no future? Then you've played AVGN 1&2, unfortunately.

Idk it's fine?

Solo and 4th Mix Plus in the same place, a damn steal

Great bridge-point between the early and later 573-era games, but the song selection could be better on PS1

Where the fuck is ska a go go???????

dogshit

Thank you konami but also fuck you konami

It's cool ig

They do a really bad job of hiding that they wrote this during questionable political times in America but it's otherwise really stellar

I think this is the only time I've ever heard the N-word used in a japanese video game

This stuff is outside my wheelhouse of interest but it made my skin crawl when I read it, Squigglydot absolutely succeeded at her mission

Kino to the ends of the earth

As bad as Ginga Force but it also has weaker music too and a forced 'kill them all peter' plot

Life-changing moment

Something about playing 'If You Were Here' at home on a real DDR game with a real DDR pad did something special to me. It's the small victories.

i remember listening to this OST on my psp while visiting my uncle as a teen. He passed away a few years ago, there's no sentimentality between these two factoids but it's impossible to think about one without the other now. Life is odd.

We are all WAY too generous to this janky motherfucker and will continue to do so

why is a 2D n64 game with like 6 sprites on-screen running at 20fps

i did Crab Rave doubles on this at a fun center and a dad came up and high-fived me, I'm winning at life

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:bottom-eyes:

i remember nothing about this other than it being incredibly cheap even by dragon's lair knockoff standards

GROWLBACKS GROWLBACKS WE'RE NOT DEAD, AT LEAST TRY TO BEAT THIS SPREAD, YAAAAAYYYYYYYY

We've got to ceeeelebraaaate our differenceeeeees

I'm not being an N64 boomer, this was actually really solid

STOP DOING 'MORE THINGS' SEQUELS, AND PLEASE STOP DOING THEM WITH COOL HALCYONIC ARTSTYLES, YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART

kino

It made me like Mega Man 4!! It's beautiful!!!!

How do you gentrify an N64 game

I paid 200+ to import controllers for this and one of them stopped working after a week, fuck you buyee and fuck you bemanituber that shilled for them

early beatmania has a sound that commands respect. not a good sound, mind you.

dogshit

pop'n is cool but they're fucking ridiculous if they think i'm gonna burn 2 years of my life just to learn what they consider the mid-tier difficulty of charts

we must realize that our people will do whatever we do !

i thought ddr games didn't change up much between sequels, damn iidx makes that series look like a never-ending string of reboots

it's like bishiBashi before bishiBashi was a thing, it's cool

Why is there so many got dang menus? I just wanna play some songs by good-cool

I cannot remember if this was better or worse than Tant-R

Kino

Kino

The worst kind of dogshit is dogshit with cute character designs

idk it was cool

Great song selection and vibe, wish I was better at this

These games are so fucking hard how do you guys have enough time to learn this shit

In the time since this released I went from loving it to despising its bloated single-player campaign to feeling nothing but animosity towards its monetization. It feels like Capcom is always gonna be the scummiest swine no matter how much they fix up their old franchises

Kino

Mid. Turns out the bootleg pikachu music came from here. Huh.

This SHOULD be good but it falls apart really quickly

weatherby gaming

crying

THEY PROGRAMMED CROUCHING WRONG???? WHO DOES THAT??????

Mid

Mid

Jenny read the entire Ken Penders manifesto while I raced this with Weatherby and I don't think I'll ever experience something so magical ever again in my life

he's columbo in one of the sonic x episodes and i think that's pretty neat

her ass cannot Roll it is like she is afraid of Breaking a Fingernail like and subscribe

I have never seen such a good game drop the ball so hard on the last level, what the actual fuck

They took away my jangling keys but they gave me my ball-pop lawnmower thingy instead, all is right with the world after all

crying

mid

Need more games like this

shovelware-shaped kino

i mean, it's bomberman

it's good but nintentubers really neglect to acknowledge how bizarrely unfinished it is

mid

grazing so close to God's light

Extremely creative and affective concept, was really happy to contribute to this

Stil somehow better than most MD fighting games

She jack in my pea until I firecore

Look man I play dozens of rhythm games and play piano, I cannot wrap my head around this, they bit off way more than they could chew

M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

Need more GG stuff like this, please, please please please

Nintendo and Pokemon are going to hell

Could probably be good if the bullets were even somewhat visible

Mid by nature, dogshit by conception

Man GG fans will just lie about anything

Dogshit

Very cute!!

JFC stop putting obscene difficulty bumps at the end of your shmups Hudson

phoenix games

The only video game I've played in recent memory that gave me the same sense of hopelessness and disorientation I felt as a kid playing hard games without access to the internet. An unpolished nugget, a marvelous mistake

It's cool, fuck the lava level

Mid

Dogshit

GOOD: It's Monkey Island with Scooby

BAD: It's Monkey Island with Scooby

Beating this was a herculean trial and I don't know if I'd revisit it but the high certainly felt good at the time

Better than 2 but ehhhh

Best multiplayer experience of the year, spent about 3-4 months going back and forth on this with my brother and it's evil, it brings out the demons

YOU PHYSICALLY CANNOT BEAT THIS GAME, THIS IS NOT AN EXAGGERATION, THEY DID NOT PROGRAM IT RIGHT, WHAT THE FUCK, HOW, HOW

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