2016

All of the games I played that released in 2016

1

Masterclass in atmosphere.
On par with Bloodborne as one FromSofts greatest.

3

Not enough games are just boss rushes.
The most creative rhythm game in years.

5

Might have been higher if the final boss didn't bug out rendering it unfinishable.
Such a charming experience. Not a lot of games are gonna be able to mimic Undertale's tone with this much success.
Definitely Uncharted's best entry, having more maneuverability really amps it up.
Still preparing...
Goal oriented Minecraft is exactly what I need to like it.

10

I think I was drooling at how pretty this game was for the entire time because that's the only thing I really recall about it.
I am contractually obligated to like Pokémon but even so this is one of the best.
The first farming sim that got me super into the genre.
Probably the experience most enhanced by VR, and why I think despite it's slim catalog I feel it is worth it.
Say my name.
Such a lovely pallet. The game is probably good also.
Jonathan blow may be a pretentious little weirdo but darn it does he ever make a fine puzzle game.

17

Great murder!
I would die for Kat.
Super tight experience, both in gameplay and in length
A fine read. Likable cast and great aesthetics.
Kirby in a mech suit.

That's it.
Believe it or not this game used to be normal.
Not enough piss.
It suffers from being tied to an awful movie but it's as fun as any other Ratchet game.
Cute and bursting with style.
[DISREGARD!!! I PLAYED THE WRONG FUCKING VERSION!!!]
I kinda hated the writing but the general look of battles was really fun.
I understand Uchikoshi's vision... kinda.
It's a neat juant and anyone who likes the "kids solving a paranatural mystery" genre will get a kick out of it. It's one of the better one of those.
I think I like the UI more than anything else. The game portrays hackers the same way my Grandma would.
It's a fine monster catching game with a pretty bad story so all of the Pokémon comparisons are apt.
VERY sad but also VERY ugly (i'm sorry)
Desperately in need of some sort of iconic hat.
We get it you like Twin Peeks please tell me what your game is about.

35

Drink Box is truly able to do so little with so little.

36

Nah man I hit him

37

It has like one song but golly is it a bop.
No you see Toriko is supposed to not listen to you like a real bird goat dog would it's very smart actually.
Fun car game where you drive a car. I got it for free.
It's fine.
Sure it only has 25 songs none of which have unique videos but the characters talked to me and it made me cum.

43

It was pretty inoffensive and kinda of fun sometimes but I really couldn't be arsed to play more than a couple hours.
Good job wasting this super obvious gameplay idea on Until Dawn ya bozos.
I just kind of hate how Dishonored feels.

46

WEEEEEEEEEEE oh that's it huh
Dark Souls ported to Newgrounds.
It's a fine monster catching game with a pretty bad story so all of the Pokémon comparisons are apt.
I don't care for rougelikes
The tremendous irony of a company named RPG Factory producing something so soulless is fascinating.
The X buttons worst nightmare

53

I would die for Yarny but I would not support him financially.
It was pretty fun for about as long as Mirrors Edges runtime was which is like... Maybe 45 minutes?
It would honestly be pretty cool if I didn't have to watch the equivalent of a CTV original after every chapter.
It made me leave the house :)
It made me leave the house :(
Devil May Cryn't
An interesting take on the Metroidvania genre with one horrible gimmick. If you don't know what it is that's okay I'll give you a minute.
It was kind of funny I guess but the whole schtick grew tired eventually.
Why, pray tell, does everyone speak English in a game that takes place entirely in Iran starring entirely Iranian characters voiced by Iranian people.
I became monkey... That's it?
I REALLY don't care for the roguelikes.

63

Ocean is pretty... Pretty BORING jajajaja
Not the worst thing in the world, if you can believe it.
Such a huge missed opportunity you had a cool setting and everything how did you fuck up this bad.
I was not afeared.

67

A game made to be consumed in gif form.
Might have been a meaningful story in any medium besides video games.
TellTales death knell for me personally. Not bad just more of the same thing dozens of times in a row.
It's an underbaked survival game idk.
I'm using motion controls!

72

Gameplay loop could have been beat with some more depth but this is truly the saltine cracker of video games.
The cutscenes are very very funny and I like the witch girls ass and uhhhhhh
Kind of cool aesthetic but it was hard to focus on with the category 5 migraine.
You can run and jump and I think there's another button I don't remember.
I want to kill Slippy Toad
In all honesty, my first Pokemon fan game, and so far my last.
It's like seeing the most detestable person you knew in high school become really successful.
I don't know how you made a game feel 10x more stiff than a Souls game but cheers.
In an entirely new way to play games it doesn't even do anything remotely meaningful.

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