'What do you people think you're doing, making a work of art?' — Gunpei Yokoi

Avoid the remastered version. It's less disastrous than most, but does great harm to the atmosphere of the game's two most beautiful regions by thinning out rainfall and snowfall.

See no remake, hear no remake.

If possible, avoid the tolerable but inferior 'Definitive Version', which sucks out a great deal of the original game's charm.

In this case the Remastered version's actually better than the original: The characters are in better resolution, the game's way less buggy and the scenery's unaltered.

Beware the horrendous 'Special Edition' version.

The greatest of all video games. Beware the ghastly 'Special Edition' version.

Beware the uglified 'Remastered' version.