1st playthrough - PC

Meat Circus completed

2nd playthrough - duckstation

All little critters rescued

1st playthrough - PC

Main story: Complete (Hard + Jester difficulty)

1st playthrough - PC

Total time: 6:26:43.02
Total damage: 212
Total score: 202,173
Enemies killed: 1,908

THAT'S THE ONE OFFICER! end card

2nd playthrough - Nintendo Switch

Completed

Shares more intimacy with its player than any visual novel or dating sim could ever hope to.

1st playthrough - Snes9x Current
[Ted Woolsey Uncut hack]

Completed - 31:42

1st playthrough - Duckstation

Completed

1st playthrough - Snes9x Current

100% completed

1st playthrough - Switch

Knee-Deep in the Dead: completed
The Shores of Hell: completed
Inferno: completed
They Flesh Consumed: incomplete

6th playthrough - Switch via Mario All Stars

120 Stars

1st playthrough - Genesis Plus GX

0cc
Sharp Steel defeated

1st playthrough - Dolphin

Hit ratio: 65%
Enemies killed: 950
Number of times killed: 75
Clear time: 18:20'45"

1st playthrough - Nintendo Switch

1st playthrough - Genesis Plus GX

0cc

1st playthrough - Dolphin

30 parts/28 days
731 sprouted pikmin
354 surviving/371 lost

1st playthrough - Beetle Saturn
English Localization mod

Leone Rhodes: Level 2+ ending
Lila Hart: incomplete
Metical Flair: incomplete
Naira Savage: Level 2+ ending
Ruphiah Rood: incomplete
Koron Steiner: incomplete
Kina Dibiase: incomplete

1st playthrough - PS4

Enging completed

1st playthrough - Genesis Plus GX

Complete - 6:07

1st playthrough - PC

Spark's story: complete
Fark's story: complete
Spark's challenge: incomplete
Total time: 10.4h

1st playthrough - Snes9x current

1cc
2,033,390pts

1st playthrough - 3DS

Stage 52/100

1st playthrough - Mesen

Original quest complete

2nd playthrough - PCSX2

Twins defeated
92% collected

1st playthrough - 3DS

5 medals
Special 8-Crown cleared (M+L)

2nd playthrough - Retroid, Duckstation

100%

1st Playthrough - 3DS

Main campaign: Complete

1st playthrough - PC

Worlds 6/9 completed

Frustratingly near-perfect. The developer's coy and condescending reaction to the objective truth that this game's "difficulty" is broken enemy spawn non-design prevents it from being the casual PC platformer masterpiece it so aspires to be.

You can't "Get Good" at Vividlope, not on stages where arbitrary enemy spawn acts in defiance of "uninterrupted-flow" gameplay loops. Instead each run is the crank of a slot machine arm; fingers crossed for favorable spawn patterns that you can awkwardly dance around.

1st playthrough - PC

Chapter 3/? completed

1st playthrough - 3DS

All items collected
Tower of Fate cleared

1st playthrough - Mesen

Incomplete

1st playthrough - PC

89% completion
Greatest Jubilee achieved

1st playthrough - Switch

Day 121
The 5 Crowns: collected
Mr. Sun's Hatbox: not collected

MAME

level 12

MAME

level 4

Unknown repeat playthrough - Genesis Plus GX

6/7 Emeralds collected
Final score: 126880

1st playthrough - MESEN

1cc - EASY
212k points

A playthrough - MESEN

Nintendo's worst attempt at a suitable Tetris replacement. Beyond the curiosity of Pokemon OST rough drafts sneaking their way in here one could simply play Panel De Pon.

1st playthrough - Mesen

Abandoned

1st playthrough - Duckstation

Completed

1st playthrough - PC

Completed

1st playthrough - Duckstation

Completed

abandoned - Project 64

43 stars collected

Much like the multitude of other video game "creepypasta" horror that exists within the digital soup, B3313 is yet another title that takes you for an idiot for daring to dream about a world that lies out of bounds.