They do a really bad job of hiding that they wrote this during questionable political times in America but it's otherwise really stellar

Amiga-core

Need more games like this

kino

Why the fuck did they put this bimbo on my mean bean machine

I cannot remember if this was better or worse than Tant-R

it's like bishiBashi before bishiBashi was a thing, it's cool

YOU PHYSICALLY CANNOT BEAT THIS GAME, THIS IS NOT AN EXAGGERATION, THEY DID NOT PROGRAM IT RIGHT, WHAT THE FUCK, HOW, HOW

Raiden burning the casserole right as Truxton comes home and says he had a bad day at work

Mid

You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you never considered whether or not you should

top 10 walking sims

Life-changing moment

Very good handheld port, probably one of the best GG games (not a high bar)

Dogshit

Wait a minute! This isn't MUSHA! This is anal sex!!

THEY MASSACRED MY BOY

Dogshit! :D

It's like 40 minutes longer than it has any right to be

Better than 2 but ehhhh

Is it sacrilege to say this one beats the arcade version?

It was mid when I played it but I know it's the kind of brainmulch I would rot myself on if I had hardware to play it on

The 2nd most I've ever sweated playing a video game (behind DDR)

It doesn't have Ralphie saying 'green cheese', they attacked me and specifically me

GOOD: It's Monkey Island with Scooby

BAD: It's Monkey Island with Scooby

Why did everyone gas this up so hard? This is the middest of the mid

Where's the gameplay?

Where's the gameplay?

Oh, THERE'S the gameplay.

...where's the enemy design

The bar is on the floor

THIS right here is the peak of video games. No structure, no consistency, no playtesting, just you and 100 goofy-looking guys on a parallax background

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0ylv73hcK0

Man NES stuff deserves a lot more respect

Byotiful, a fantastic replay to end the year. Unfortunately, I can't speedrun this, and Terri is gonna kick my ass whenever we get around to racing it

Behind every cool/cute PC-E anime character is a dogshit kusoge

Dogshit

Peak of the entire PC-E Hu-Card library

But seriously seriously stop putting obscene difficulty bumps at the end of your shmups Hudson

Wolfteam should've made more stuff like this instead of 7/10 RPGs

This could've been a new fav if not for like, 2-3 horrible maze levels and the worst boss rush in a game I've played in a while

crying

Mid (affectionate-pending)

Accidental kino

Mid (unaffectionate)

Nourishment

Nourishment... 2!!!

Easy argument for the best kart-style racer if it didn't have such overbearing CPU difficulty

Evil to an excessive degree, proof that maybe Sonic Team shouldn't listen to the fans as often as they think they should

Honestly? This is the best Sonic game to come out of the post-DC era until Mania

This is one of the worst sequels I've played in my life

This is great for like the first 2 cups and then it keeps going and going. Good roster tho

Felt disrespected on a personal level by this one

It's good! It's damn good!! It deserves more credit!!

Waking up to this was a trip

Wtf it's actually good

YEAR OF AMY, WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

idk it was cool

why is a 2D n64 game with like 6 sprites on-screen running at 20fps

shovelware-shaped kino

You can't go home again

Thanks maradona

Very cute!!

JFC stop putting obscene difficulty bumps at the end of your shmups Hudson

A very tender and well-considered introspection into the vicious cycle of loneliness and intrusive thinking and how it takes us away from people who need help just as much as we do

But the gameplay sucks lmao

Dig dig a tunnel, quick before the hyena come

Imitating the Europeans sure is a way to go

i did Crab Rave doubles on this at a fun center and a dad came up and high-fived me, I'm winning at life

In the time since this released I went from loving it to despising its bloated single-player campaign to feeling nothing but animosity towards its monetization. It feels like Capcom is always gonna be the scummiest swine no matter how much they fix up their old franchises

Except these ones

Very good handheld port, pretty recurring theme of the best GG games being Genesis ports. There should've been even more tbh. Where's my 8-bit Bio Hazard Battle and Granada?

I ran through this in co-op with my older brother who never plays beatemups and it was one of the best experiences I had this year. And then I realized there's like barely any other beatemups that even get close to this and I got a little sad.

Dogshit

I'm sorry Maradona

i mean, it's bomberman

SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE MY FAVORITE CHILDHOOD FRANCHISS FROM THE NO MONEY DIMENSION, PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU

The courage macaroni bit but with platforming and combat

You hate Super Princess Peach because you misinterpreted its setting as calling Peach an over-emotional wuss. I hate Super Princess Peach cause it's a worse version of a dollar-store Yoshi game. We are not the same.

Stop putting obscene difficulty bumps at the end of your shmups Hudson

Mega > Super

Get your ass back in the mid mines, stupid

A special 'grasping at straws' kind of dogshit

Man GG fans will just lie about anything

This was really solid when in the spots where it wasn't obviously unfinished. I really wish I didn't have to say that about every new Sonic game.

Thanks maradona

This was awful, I was way too generous to this just on merit of novelty

This was also bad but more in a 'baby game with no meat on its bones' kind of way

It ain't even tetris!!!

Evil screaming incantations

I'm sorry Jenny

dogshit

Peak kusoge

Mid

Mid

PLEASE buy our game! It has anime girls! Our penises our small and our dads left us!!

Why does everyone drop their pants for this MD port

Evil kino

mid

Why is it called Twin Hawk if there's only One of them? bombs Oh shit now there are Seven of them, oh shit, oh ass, oh cock

i remember listening to this OST on my psp while visiting my uncle as a teen. He passed away a few years ago, there's no sentimentality between these two factoids but it's impossible to think about one without the other now. Life is odd.

Evil midkino? Idk they don't let me play as the ninja girl in this one :pensive:

This SHOULD be good but it falls apart really quickly

The worst kind of dogshit is dogshit with cute character designs